Benji (itsnotbenjitime) Part 3
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Regarding Judy's nose job- she probably got it pre vlogging during a trip to the Phillipines. It totally looks like she got the $99 pre med student special.
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idk if it has been posted in another topic, but why the EFF is this IDIOT in the ryan seacrest health/fitness yt semi-finals?!?! omg. please god, NO.
link for voting: http://www.ryanseacrest.com/2014/06/09/ ... ness-star/
link for voting: http://www.ryanseacrest.com/2014/06/09/ ... ness-star/
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I can already hear Benji calling this gourmet grill cheese.
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Hey, the #NumberOneDad deserves some gifts for Fathers Day, right?
How 'bout some clothes:
and a few books:
and personal items:
How 'bout some clothes:
and a few books:
and personal items:
It takes a village to raise a child, especially when the child's parents are two village idiots.
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How about one of those shorts with sewn-in butt pads since he just loves to twerk and flex for all of us.
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LOL !
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I saw Benji's LinkedIn page while browsing Julian's, and it says "Owner" and "Self-Employed". Self-employed? Owner of what? Judy?
I also came across the HomeDealz website HDZTV.com. Interesting.
I also came across the HomeDealz website HDZTV.com. Interesting.
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Has anyone gone and read his fucking bio? His grammar is shit.
Benji Travis
My name is Benji Travis. I'm a husband to a beautiful wife and father to an angel of a daughter (what about your twins motherfucker? oh and she's not an angel. she's a brat.). I've been a resident of Washington (lower case S)Since moving to the Seattle area over 15 years ago. Being a man of God, family man and enjoying the Pacific Northwest paints a picture of the type of life I strive for. I don't even know you're tryna say. This sentence is just garbage. Scrap it.
My business in real estate is more about the people than about properties. Your priorities and wants stand before any thing (anything is one word.) when it comes to your business (what business? i have a business all of a sudden?). Real Estate (so you capitalize Real Estate here, but not anywhere else.) can be complicated, so it is of the up most (you fucking imbecile. "UTMOST", not up most.) importance than than what? you mean "THAT"? we are knowledgable on your options and (can) inform you on how to make the best decision.
My experience comes both as a real estate professional and as an investor myself. I bought my first property when I was 20 and have recently had the experience of building my own home. Between those times I've flipped properties, helped countless countless only because you can't count. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say if you took off your shoes you could use your toes to get to the number of people you've helped. people buy and sell properties and have had the experience of selling hundreds of bank owned properties.
Thank you for considering me to help you with your real estate needs
He doesn't even use a period to end his final sentence.
Benji Travis
My name is Benji Travis. I'm a husband to a beautiful wife and father to an angel of a daughter (what about your twins motherfucker? oh and she's not an angel. she's a brat.). I've been a resident of Washington (lower case S)Since moving to the Seattle area over 15 years ago. Being a man of God, family man and enjoying the Pacific Northwest paints a picture of the type of life I strive for. I don't even know you're tryna say. This sentence is just garbage. Scrap it.
My business in real estate is more about the people than about properties. Your priorities and wants stand before any thing (anything is one word.) when it comes to your business (what business? i have a business all of a sudden?). Real Estate (so you capitalize Real Estate here, but not anywhere else.) can be complicated, so it is of the up most (you fucking imbecile. "UTMOST", not up most.) importance than than what? you mean "THAT"? we are knowledgable on your options and (can) inform you on how to make the best decision.
My experience comes both as a real estate professional and as an investor myself. I bought my first property when I was 20 and have recently had the experience of building my own home. Between those times I've flipped properties, helped countless countless only because you can't count. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say if you took off your shoes you could use your toes to get to the number of people you've helped. people buy and sell properties and have had the experience of selling hundreds of bank owned properties.
Thank you for considering me to help you with your real estate needs
He doesn't even use a period to end his final sentence.
I say offensive things, but I don't mind.
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HomeDealz just looks like they were trying to sound "hip" or "cool", doesn't look professional.
ugh, why does Julian even let mush-mouth talk in this video for the business. He sounds so scripted while Julian actually sounds like he knows what he's talking about. Also weird they have the video with him on the main page when he isn't a realtor anymore.
HomeDealz just looks like they were trying to sound "hip" or "cool", doesn't look professional.
ugh, why does Julian even let mush-mouth talk in this video for the business. He sounds so scripted while Julian actually sounds like he knows what he's talking about. Also weird they have the video with him on the main page when he isn't a realtor anymore.
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This was written at least a year ago. We all know he doesn't update shit. That would require working.didyouREALLYsaythat wrote:My name is Benji Travis. I'm a husband to a beautiful wife and father to an angel of a daughter (what about your twins motherfucker? oh and she's not an angel. she's a brat.)
I find this kind of funny since Benji thinks he is Scott Disick, this reminds me a little of him. I don't think this audition is as bad as TMZ is trying to make it but it's just another thing Scott is trying to do by himself that he has no business doing. He will forever be Mrs. Scott Kardashian just like Benji will always be Mrs. Benji ItsJudyTime. At least until they both get kicked to the curb.
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I wonder if Benji sees this will he try to build Neverman Ranch like the estate of the Former Rangers owner talked about in this clip? You know...Marysville style. Because he's a fancy boss of a real estate.
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Oh, look! It's the banana he uses to stuff in his pants. Brown and squishy. And apparently, *town* spots have cancer preventing qualities.
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His updated guhreeen jooce will include the entire banana -- PEEL AND ALL -- with a 6 minute explanation as to why it's healthy.acksheeyoureadbag wrote:Oh, look! It's the banana he uses to stuff in his pants. Brown and squishy. And apparently, *town* spots have cancer preventing qualities.
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I wonder if this is date night.
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Benji (itsnotbenjitime) Part 3
^^ when was that posted? It's no longer on there? Was it Saturday night. Maybe that's why grandma was there and Judy decided to end vlog early
They haven't really shown date nights since they got heat on here for their weekly date nights
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They haven't really shown date nights since they got heat on here for their weekly date nights
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ThisIsMyLifeNow wrote:^^ when was that posted? It's no longer on there? Was it Saturday night. Maybe that's why grandma was there and Judy decided to end vlog early
They haven't really shown date nights since they got heat on here for their weekly date nights
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I posted it yesterday so yeah it could be from when he went out. It wasn't in the vlog for sure.
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Is it just me or has Douche been somewhat bearable the last couple of vlogs? He's much more tame, less obnoxious. Did he get a talking to or is he on meds (not joking)? Maybe he's laying off the cawfee? Regardless, this should happen more often.
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^^ I think it's because he went out. He seems to be in a better mood when he has breaks from his actual life.
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He needs a minibreak once a week from his hectic lifestyle or else he morphs from a regular to ginormous sized enema