HeyCheri Part 2

[prettyontheinside]

It was good while it lasted! So so good.

[heycherisucks]

the heart attack she had was worth it.

[offthebeatenpath]

Wait, what?

She "travelled" to see her "boyfriend" for his birthday, and is having dinner.....by herself? I feel so sad for her

[strawberrycake]

Heycheri calls seeing her family in Stockton "travelling," too lol.

And Sushi places normally give out a lot of free treats. Anyone being a decent human being = hitting on her. "YaaaaAaay for being a girl." Heycheri is a guy's worst nightmare.

[prettyontheinside]

Did she really brag about getting a free orange? That's what that sushi picture is---an orange.

[prettyontheinside]

Also, it's not just because she's a girl. My boyfriend gets free stuff pretty much all the time. He's gotten a whole cake, better prizes at D&B, extra orders of stuff, because he chats people up.

[softkick]

I think the biggest thing holding me back from modeling 24/7 is the fact that I am smart, and that I don’t want to be known for just my looks. It’s sort of a lowest-hanging-fruit thing — I can take the easy route and smile for the camera and rack up them dollas just being pretty, or I can try to become well-known for the things I actually enjoy and feel make me me.

Umm, what? The biggest thing holding her back from modeling is the fact that she is smart? Not the fact that she is 5'0? Not the fact that she doesn't have the cheekbones that are so in vogue? Not the fact that she hasn't been scouted by now?? (I hate being ageist, but are top fashion models in their teens? It's way over for her.) It's because she's smart. Yeah okay.

I think she mean being a porn star. That will be the only thing she could do. Is that guy an older white gentlemen? I bet she is his side piece slut-whore. I say this because she put her half naked boy body all over the Internet always talking about screwing people and nasty things.

[Guest]

She's moved on to yoga guru phase from imanartist phase lmao

[heycherisucks]

it's so boring without her tumblr...she's not publically humiliating herself as much without it!

[drag0ngirl]

her 'best friends' that she's posted on her instagrams/blogs/facebooks almost have NO pictures of cheri on their instagrams..
msg me for the IG handles.

[heycherisucks]

there's also a half pic of APG.... anyone recognize him?

she tagged it #rolex

bitch who cares? you don't see any of his money (if he actually does have it)

[offthebeatenpath]

Homegirl deleted that pic of APG. Awwe, we embarrass you much, Sherilynn?

[Fox]

Aww, I didn't get to see it.
Anyone have a screenshot?!

[heycherisucks]

I think I did, ill check tonight.

It wasn't showing his whole face. Just from like the lips and down (while sitting at a table).

That's soooo sad... having a "boyfriend" who won't take pics with you or let ANYONE know who he is hahahah

Secret relationships don't work.

Remember the Full House episode where Stephanie Tanner pretends to date the geek Walter "duck lips"? And she's all...yeaaaaaaah we're SECRET bf/gf! That's APG and Heycheri.

[drag0ngirl]

this gem tho:


keeping a relationship on the down-low on the net is absolutely fine since you get enough scrutiny for being yourself and you don't want people attacking your boyfriend/friends/family. the difference is that cheri has a tendency to want to put her life on blast and then retracts. but you can TELL this dude is hella shady in real life based on what she posts. i wonder if she's met any of his friends or family yet, let alone seen his 'properties.' and biiiitch, if he has a rolex, why did he opt to get you the cheapest tiffany's ring and like $200 to spend at the mall? LOL. hella whack.

[Guest]

She obviously deleted her tumblr because our comments got to her. Or apg found out and went ape shit :p

[redvelvetgotcake]

I'm thankful you guys are keeping up. I might go to her website every week and a half for five seconds to see if she updated. Then click off. Her tumblr was hella funny it was like unfiltered crap she thought. I haven't read long winded blogs via tumblr or her site since 2011/2012. I just read the bolded. It's so boring. In 2007 (I believe) she was at least entertaining. That is why her "writing" a book is hilarious to me. Her word depth and voice has essentially deteriorated since then. And instagram is for inspirational pictures, not heycheri. Twitter - just links to her website or instagram.

I saw her hashtag that rolex. ROFL. She's so funny. Yet, the guy you're dating who has a rolex continues to let your ass struggle when it's rent time or buys you flats I stopped wearing in middle school.

He was probably ashamed to even see his chin featured on heycheri's stuff and asked her to take it down. God forbid someone recognize him and call him out for dating the joke of San Francisco.

Smh. She needs to just get off the internet altogether (maybe twitter, facebook, linkedin - which is a joke as well). We know she's not going to though.

When did heycheri start blogging on the internet, 16? Now she's damn near 30 and has no fruit or works to show for her age progression.

No driver's license, degree (associate's or beyond), independence (firmly still believe she has slaves & can't pay rent), art is the same as nearly 10 years ago (most artists progress and grow so much you can't even tell they did they're old stuff), could have been a horrible but profitable youtube guru (abandoned), photography (abandoned), modelling (too short, no cheek bones, and average looks), fitness guru (never talked about fitness on her tumblr unless to show off a gadget), immature most 27 year olds have had their fill of clubs, no husband or significant other she can proudly stand with (being single is fine - secret relationships slash being a whore on some guy's trip is not), no children, no religious belief (she blogged simply because APG brought it up), has expensive taste and no money, essentially in between jobs because she has no real assests to offer virgin like at all.

Why can't she see that she's screwing up so bad? I mean granted we all like to have a laugh at her expense, but it's actually sad how much she doesn't have a clue. She's going to be 40-50 years old one day and wonder what the hell she did with her life and try to correct it. And it'll be too late.

Heycheri should just go to a four year university close to her parents. Since there are always non-traditional students and she acts 16 she won't be too out of place. Maybe get a degree in the fine arts or English and actually try to work for a publishing company or something. Move out of San Fran because she's burned too many bridges. Maybe leave California altogether. Continue her look for a stable, but caring dom for her need to be abused. Obviously she enjoys pain. Buy a home, paint it pink and fill it with since being "normal" is out ofthe option now. That's as bright as her future looks right to me right now...

[zenichi]

this gem tho:

This one too:

Met Cheri 2 months ago and now they are "besties" according to Cheri. She won't last, she'll leave Cheri just as fast as the rest of them.

[emmynonymous]

Wow, I can't even. Nice way to make yourself the important part of a tragedy.

[OHai]

^^^ YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. It always has to be about you, huh Cheri?