HeyCheri Part 2

[Emerald]

Continue here.....

[opinionated]

To recap, we left off discussing HeyCheri's aspirations of starting her own social media company. My comment: LOL!

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The shit below is old shit for people familiar with HeyCheri and it's also an excellent reference. For the new peeps or the curious, Sherilynn Macale/HeyCheri:

• - brags that she has 200,000+ followers on Facebook. However, less than .001% are actively liking, commenting, and/or supporting her shit.
  
  - claims she has a successful personal blog [heycheri.com]. Truth is, her blog achieved moderate success on LiveJournal years ago but has, predictably, failed and gone to Hell when HeyCheri switched domains and attempted to profit by putting out shitty content which lacked substance.
  
  - Writer? Claims she is rated as "one formidable and prolific writer". By whom?
  
  - HeyCheri has a past in the SEX INDUSTRY. Cyber-based financial domination, to be specific. HeyCheri has acquired materialistic shit (make-up, shoes, technology) by humiliating "losers" online. Sex work, the oldest profession, is nothing to be ashamed of but HeyCheri once requested that one of her pigs cum/ejaculate/skeet into his toddler's drink for a pair of shoes. When confronted about this during a live video chat, HeyCheri didn't deny it. She claimed it was light-hearted but... demanding a "man" who's obviosuly missing a marble or two to do that is light-hearted fun? C'mon! For the record, this particular pig refused. Imagine how many other losers went through with her sick, demented requests?!
  
  [Peep some of her pigs: http://all-hail-cheri.livejournal.com, http://cherispig.livejournal.com, http://cuck4princess.livejournal.com].
  
  Her blog, goddesscheri.livejournal.com, has long been purged and many traces of further findom activity (mainly on niteflirt.com[NSFW]) have been privatized, deleted, or renamed. She got one of her friends into it too although her friend failed miserably: http://goddessruby.livejournal.com
  
  Provided: Screenshot of her online solicitation for losers/submissives.
  
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  Provided: Screenshot acknowledging she's familiar with financial domination.
  
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  Provided: photos taken from her niteflirt.com account.
  
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  Provided: Examples of her "gifts". Yeah, you totally don't know who got those for you!
  
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  - Keeping the above in mind, HeyCheri is currently unemployed and has been for quite a while. This begs the question: how does HeyCheri/Sherilynn Macale pay rent in San Francisco, CA? She is a guest writer for Virgin and guest writers for Virgin are UNPAID. Hmm...? I wonder how many children are molested by one of HeyCheri's submissives while HeyCheri sits on her ass in front of her webcam in San Francisco?
  
  - HeyCheri doesn't have a driver's license but, y'know, she's independant and shit.
  
  - HeyCheri doesn't have a college education. Although a college education doesn't guarantee employment nor do you need one to be successful , HeyCheri has a tendency to profess expertise on various topics. This tendency has made her look like a damn fool which ultimately prompts HeyCheri to give up on her "obsessions".
  
  - Photographer? LOL. Of note, her professionalism crumbled when she posted an unedited photo in ill will of one of her models [for allegedly failing to pay her]. HeyCheri posted the photo and remarked that the model looked unflattering unedited. ALSO, HeyCheri was called out by a professional for shooting a professional DSLR on auto. I mean, damn, talk about unskilled. Anyone can press a button, Sherilynn.
  
  - Gamer? Burned bridges left and right. Currently a joke within a very small sector of the gaming industry. Truth be told, she could have taken advantage of her connections and gotten somewhere fulfilling but, as with everything else, she failed.
  
  - HeyCheri gives relationship advice. However, she's the first to admit that ALL of her relationships have been abusive (mentally, emotionally, and/or physically). Also, for shits and giggles, read this [HeyCheri is Pinkchu]:
  
  • HeyCheri asks GrassCity.com: Is my boyfriend cheating on me?:
    1. http://i.imgur.com/ti82H79.jpg
    2. http://i.imgur.com/bUjozJG.jpg
    3. http://i.imgur.com/ge6euz4.jpg
    
    HeyCheri asks Yahoo!Answers: I love my boyfriend, but he's making me feel terrible. What do I do?
    http://i.imgur.com/y9DFo1j.png
    
    It's worth to note that the person she is referring to is nicknamed Sex Monster. Interesting chronology here though. She became Sex Monster's girlfriend on December 5th, 2011. On December 21st, 2011, they had aready broken up and she is suspecting that he is cheating (and it was traumatic enough for her to share it with anyone who'd listen). To add, . It was love, guys! She'd later tell us that he was extremely possessive, abusive, insane, a demon and yada, yada, yada. BUT, on her OkCupid profile, she states, "Warm and possessive dominance absolutely lights my candle."
    
    HeyCheri's OkCupid profile:
    http://i.imgur.com/5IHAD0q.jpg
    
    As venusqueen put it:

    HeyCheri gives so much "advice" about romantic relationships but she does so so so poorly at it. And from where I'm sitting HeyCheri LIES about it. I mean even if she was being paid to get it wrong, do you have to get it this wrong?! And the thing is she is sooo stubborn-headed. Random people online already told HeyCheri quite early on in that relationship that SexMonster was (obviously) using her for sex; that quite honestly it wasn't even a relationship, and that it was just generally unhealthy. Even people on here said it (when she gave more details about her relationship on her more "public forums"). But she kept on...

  
  - Health/Fitness? HeyCheri began her fitness journey very slim (weighing less that 100 lbs.). Although she allegedly has built endurance, her body shape has seen minimal improvement for someone who claims to work out daily. Of further note and back to that "expert" bullshit, she claims she loves to lift but she lifts 5 lb. dumbbells!
  
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  Or, this is even better!
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  - HeyCheri smokes weed. Whatever, right? BUT, this is a total "health nut/fitness guru", guys! [HeyCheri is Pinkchu]. Check out: http://i.imgur.com/KygO3xv.jpg
  
  - Youtube Channel/make-up artistry? Dead. RIP.
  
  - Exhibits narcissistic personality disorder.
  
  • "Narcissistic personality disorder, also known as NPD, is a personality disorder in which the person has a distorted self image, unstable and intense emotions, is overly preoccupied with vanity, prestige, power and personal adequacy, lacks empathy, and has an exaggerated sense of superiority. NPD is closely associated with egocentrism - a personality characteristic in which the individual sees himself/herself and his/her interests and opinions as the only ones that really matter.
    
    People with narcissistic personality disorder are not particularly interested in other people's feelings - they have a lack of empathy; they are unable to feel or appreciate feelings which are not their own.
    
    However, their apparent self-confidence is really a mask, which hides a brittle and fragile self-esteem. People with NPD are overly sensitive to criticism, even if it is very slight.
    
    NPD is a personality disorder. Personality disorders are kinds of personality types and persistent behaviors that are linked to significant distress or disability. The individual's behavior veers from normal social expectations, especially the way the person relates to other people."
  - She is very self-concious. HeyCheri's photos are heavily edited. She alters the shape of her nose and chin in almost every photo she posts. Peep the evidence and judge for yourselves.
  
  
  
  
  Video screenshots.
  
  
  After the above, please read this written by HeyCheri:
  
  
  Some extremely photoshopped candy for all you lads: HeyCheri in a thong. Damn ma!
  
  
  
  There's so much more that can be added and so many missed opportunities in screen-capping. Old forums had pages of scandalous shit! The last board has 975 comments of some good shit but the gist of it is this: HeyCheri sucks .

After typing all of the above, I'm very sad. I'm sad I spent 30 minutes typing all that shit up. Although, the truth is always worth repeating if someone is to own up. Even though this forum is stagnant and HeyCheri is stagnant... you never know, right? We might help some poor dude out who's considering tapping some HeyCheri ass.

Also, after typing all of the above and rereading it, I'm sure that I speak for everyone when I say that we are all jealous haters. We definitely have much to be jealous of! Hardy-har-har.

[strawberrycake]

Thanks for typing all of that up! Always great to go through the list and be reminded of Sherilynn Malace's grand list of failures because there were so many that it's really hard to remember.

Got to add that heycheri had such a great relationship with Sex Monster that heycheri was AMAZED that they went to the mall together (or outside of the bedroom in general) for the first time LOL. How can heycheri be so blind?

Let's not forgot that:
-her 200K+ subscribers on facebook have been bought, which is why they leave a bunch of gibberish messages
-manipulated an underage girl to buy her gifts

-even other femdoms didn't like heycheri, as she was very disrespect to the scene
-heycheri got naked on cam for her slaves for shoes but told her mom and livejournal readers that she just modeled bikini pictures for them
-heycheri quickly closed down her clips4sale when she discovered that she had to pay taxes
-sherilynn macale skipped said taxes

-quickly celebrated her success regarding her move to SF to work for Skout... only to discover that her work involved picking up trash from the floor and getting people's lunch orders
-from that discovery heycheri quit and wrote a post about how cruel and demeaning Skout was because heycheri is stunningly attractive (no, heycheri shouldn't have to work from the bottom up even though she doesn't have a degree, experience, or special skills)

-slept with Tom from myspace to become famous
-slept with an innocent guy from the gaming industry to get a gaming job
-kissed ass to Identified but secretly applied to a gaming job that paid $8/hr right after her meltdown at a party, which resulted in a written outburst on tumblr full of "FUCK YOUUUUU" to everyone in this industry and deleting a bunch of people off twitter

-spent all her time at Identified surfing tumblr and reddit
-wrote and laughed on facebook about how her interns at Identified did all the work while heycheri took credit

-for some reason congratulated herself for opening the door for a black family
-heycheri is filipina but likes to pretend that she is part Chinese and part Spanish

-bought $200 worth of junk food to brag about her metabolism shortly before her #fitnasty phase
-asked "What's a carb?"
-constantly ranted about how disgusting fat girls are - to the point where someone was cropped out of heycheri's photo because of her weight
-likes to use herself as #thinspo

There is SOOOO much more lol omg but it is late and I'll write them another time.
I wonder why heycheri is being so low-key right now?

[Username]

-slept with Tom from myspace to become famous
-slept with an innocent guy from the gaming industry to get a gaming job

how do people know this?

[opinionated]

-manipulated an underage girl to buy her gifts

Ugh, how did I forget that? -- that shit bothered me so much! That girl was obsessed and I totally forgot her name and everything but it'd be nice to have screenshots of so much of this shit so it's concrete. But there's SO MUCH SHIT!

-bought $200 worth of junk food to brag about her metabolism shortly before her #fitnasty phase
-asked "What's a carb?"
-constantly ranted about how disgusting fat girls are - to the point where someone was cropped out of heycheri's photo because of her weight
-likes to use herself as #thinspo

- LOL! a domestic sweetheart like HeyCheri asked people online how to boil water!
Everyone, take a look at this: http://www.heycheri.com/2011/08/tea-tea/. This is HeyCheri's very LOOONG tutorial blog post [with pictures] on how to make tea! The simplicity of boiling water and letting a teabag steep in a bloody mug for a few minutes was worthy of a 1000+ word blog post WITH PICTURES! If this doesn't tell you that there's not much upstairs, I don't know...

I wonder why heycheri is being so low-key right now?

She's allegedly interviewing Joshua Michael Stern (Jobs director) today.

I also noticed Sherilynn Macale is allegedly a Social Media Consultant & Editor at Virgin now (advanced from writer). If true, it's a step forward but, like with everything else, will it last? Also, I'm a little disappointed with Virgin if true. No degree and a failing social media image/activity (all of her social platforms are DEAD) made her qualified? LOL, Virgin is a joke by association. Zero due diligence by their talent acquisitors and hiring managers. I'm 100% sure there ARE better qualified people out there but, like I said before, she can talk and anyone who dips their fingers in financial domination isn't a stranger to manipulation.

[heycherisucks]

Hahahahahah best post! perfectly sums up everything we say here.

heycheri. you fail. forever.

[formerlurker]

The interviews I've read with heycheri are terrible and mildly embarrassing. For example, when she talks to the cast of 21 And Over (http://www.virgin.com/media-and-mobile/ ... 1-and-over) she does word association? She's with a young actress who's moving up in the world, doing publicity for a new movie, and she chooses that? Wth?

And on that note - not sure where you're getting the whole promotion / title upgrade thing from since she's still listed as a "prolific and formidable writer" on Virgin, with FOUR WHOLE BLOG POSTS, the last of which happened in late February (http://www.virgin.com/author/sherilynn-macale), 2 of which are about dealing with failure. *rolls eyes*

That tea post was a hilarious re-read by the way. First she tells you that she actually doesn't know how to make tea. Then she tells you that there are better resources than her waste-of-bytes blog post to learn about tea. So basically:
- why would the reader want to continue reading about your post when you know nothing?
Sure, she's trying to be humorous, but a funny yet informative article is worth more than an article that merely makes fun of tea connoisseurs - all which seems at odds with her "tea scrapbook" (http://www.heycheri.com/2013/04/tea-review-scrapbook/ - which has it's own problems btw).

Also came back across these previous gems - Skout office tour (http://www.heycheri.com/2011/02/tour-skout-office/) and Writing full-time for TNW (http://www.heycheri.com/2011/08/writing-fulltime/) . Let me just confirm that, as a freelancer myself, her idea of the job is seriously warped. Her learning potential is literally retarded, and that inability to genuinely adapt, coupled with her laziness, makes her the worst candidate for journalist positions. Also, in her Skout office tour, she was excited because they provided free coffee and had two fridges - something she thought was noteworthy enough to write about. Seriously?!

[opinionated]

And on that note - not sure where you're getting the whole promotion / title upgrade thing from since she's still listed as a "prolific and formidable writer" on Virgin, with FOUR WHOLE BLOG POSTS, the last of which happened in late February (http://www.virgin.com/author/sherilynn-macale), 2 of which are about dealing with failure. *rolls eyes*

This is a screen capture of what you describe she's currently contributing to Virgin (incase it gets deleted/edited on the actual site): http://oi44.tinypic.com/2mo5axe.jpg

For the sake of documenting and explaining to new readers, becoming a guest blogger for Virgin isn't a complicated process.
- You fill out some very basic information: (http://oi44.tinypic.com/2lmx5j9.jpg)
- Here (http://oi44.tinypic.com/349au85.jpg) is an explanation of what a guest blogger/writer/author does. I highlighted the deal about this being unpaid exposure -- still a decent deal though if you have a part/full time job elsewhere.

As of 08/08/13, this is the entire page capture of her LinkedIn Profile (On-camera talent = LOLOLOL!): http://imageshack.us/a/img703/7518/sh82.png

A snippet from her LinkedIn of her alleged current role at Virgin:


She didn't give us much juice. LOL! But editor AND social media consultant? Virgin must be downsizing! I'd love to contact the HR department to confirm employment, her title, and job description but ain't nobody got the time to sift through all them numbers to check her bullshit references. It will come out online soon anyway.

[Guest]

It's time she got a REAL job what is she 26? I forget.
Social Media Consultant & Editor, is that a REAL JOB?
Well sure, there are some successful social media consultants out there but it's very rare.
The thing about this job is salary directly relates to your ability.
And with Sherilynn, I bet she's not being paid enough && because it's a job that needs RESULTS she will most likely be fired if she can't prove that her consulting has benefited Virgin.
Faking it will only take her so far...

Her writing lacks technique, and are filled with lame expressions/analogy..
I don't even read half of the shit she writes on her blog. BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Her writing has become more pretentious throughout the years, I only read her blogs because it was interesting to see a teenage girl running away from home with her donkey bf... now that she's all this fake pretentious skank I'm just wondering what she will turn into on age 30

[OHai]

Besides us, does anyone read her blog anymore? I believe there have been a grand total of 2 comments in the past 4 months of entries. Seems like Heycheri's target audience has moved on with their lives while she has remained the same.

[Mellie]

It's time she got a REAL job what is she 26? I forget.
Social Media Consultant & Editor, is that a REAL JOB?
Well sure, there are some successful social media consultants out there but it's very rare.
The thing about this job is salary directly relates to your ability.
And with Sherilynn, I bet she's not being paid enough && because it's a job that needs RESULTS she will most likely be fired if she can't prove that her consulting has benefited Virgin.
Faking it will only take her so far...

Her writing lacks technique, and are filled with lame expressions/analogy..
I don't even read half of the shit she writes on her blog. BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Her writing has become more pretentious throughout the years, I only read her blogs because it was interesting to see a teenage girl running away from home with her donkey bf... now that she's all this fake pretentious skank I'm just wondering what she will turn into on age 30

She really does need to find a real, stable job! What does she expect to do for retirement? She doesn't get benefits from doing freelance work an hour a day. You can't be a role model if your plan is to keep truckin' until you strike it big and get rich and famous (something the most delusional people do).

And now she's planning to learn Mandarin.. what's the point if you aren't getting any kind of real work? How is learning Mandarin going to make you more appealing to potential employers? I don't understand what she's thinking at all.

[infinity]

Lmao Sherilynn Macale doesn't know how to swim.

[OHai]

Well guys, our "formidable and prolific writer" hasn't written an entry since July 24th.

Dare I say, put a fork in her blog. It's done. It's been interesting though! I enjoyed sitting back with ya'll and seeing the Heycheri train wreck herself with only herself to blame. I'm glad she isn't spewing her faux wisdom/guruness and influencing young girls over the Internetz.

[Muscaria]

After I master Mandarin (I still have to go back and learn the Chinese characters for all of the words and pinyin I’ve absorbed), I’m moving onto French, then Portuguese, Japanese, German, and Italian.

Aw, HeyCheri...

I'd love to read a post in spanish, she doesn't even bother to practice it, so I guess she's la jefa del idioma

[hecho]

First of all, Chinese tourists wouldn't come up to heycheri and ask her for directions because she looks Chinese. They''ll do it because she looks American and they'll assume she knows where things are. Second of all, abruptly asking any older person about their age and birthday is generally rude in any language. Let's not even get started on the whole "looking like a typical conservative Chinese girl" bit. I'm pretty sure she's wearing a cone-shaped hat and as a Chinese-American, I think I'm supposed to find her association of the hat with Chinese culture offensive.

Also, LOL at this comment:

I'm not sure where you got the idea from that Mandarin is used in business? (east-east business, sure it is but west-east is a totally different story) A LOT of production is done in China, and we western firms have liaisons there but speaking Mandarin for anything other than social reasons is considered an insult. It will lose you the business. Not saying it's not right to learn it, but you're not in a business where you'll ever realistically use it, nor are you learning it for the right reasons. You also need to immerse yourself in the culture to learn it properly, it will take you a few years before you become fluent and stop making yourself look silly in restaurants! Also bear in mind that 400 million Chinese themselves don't speak it (http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news ... n-language) and those that do won't talk to you (also see http://hkgirltalk.com/2011/06/07/mandar ... -speakers/) because you're basically insulting them by speaking their own language.

This really looks like another of your obsessions that achieves you nothing. Learning a language is fantastic, but Mandarin benefits you in no way at all. If you want to learn a language go for Spanish and for God's sake, please do some research before jumping in the deep end, again!

[Sallydoo]

Her reply to that...

CoughIalreadyspeakSpanishcoughI'vealreadyreadthosearticlescough

She sounds so dumb :/

[opinionated]

Lawd have mercy!

Xena19 burned Cheri's ass with the above (although she lied out of her ass telling her she looked good in the wig) and Cheri's attempt at a dismissal is an excellent example of Cheri's maturity and nonexistent debate skills. Also, LOL! Spanish? You know how she speaks Spanish? One or two words that she knows in Tagalog are spelled the same/or pronounced the same in Spanish (thanks to the Spanish invasion/rape of the PI for over 350 years). Yes, Cheri is exceptionally fluent in Spanish! /s

Also, the only comment I have regarding her insulting "conservative-Chinese-girl-image": Woof!

[hecho]

@heycheri Xena was an epic show! I hate to call you out on your own blog, but you don't speak Spanish. Knowing a few Tagalog words doesn't qualify. You haven't made a single blog post in Spanish, talking over Twitter where you can use Google translate etc is easy. Writing an entire piece in conversational Spanish is beyond you, you can barely manage it in English! You would have a lot more credibility, if you got off Twitter, and actually LEARNED something, it will take you at least ten years to truly master something but you don't even try! How many hobbies have you taken up and abandoned now? You're wasting your future, just stop acting like an idiot. Learn something useful and stick with it, you're pushing 30.

Finally, just reading those articles doesn't mean you understand them! I deal with China every single day in my business, Mandarin is not a business requirement! Have you any idea how hard it actually is to communicate mission critical information on a business level to a Chinese person even when you both speak English? Nevermind trying it in Mandarin! lol Why does a Social Media strategist - whatever you are - even need that? Social media happens to be banned there!

LOL. Heycheri is getting schooled on her own blog.

[opinionated]

@heycheri ... I hate to call you out on your own blog, but you don't speak Spanish. Knowing a few Tagalog words doesn't qualify. You haven't made a single blog post in Spanish, talking over Twitter where you can use Google translate etc is easy. Writing an entire piece in conversational Spanish is beyond you, you can barely manage it in English!

LOL. Heycheri is getting schooled on her own blog.

Go, Xena, Go!!
Cheri lives in California and allegedly having a limited working proficiency speaking Spanish makes her fluent enough not to pursue it further. Pretty soon she'll need to speak better Spanish than English in CA. Girl needs to simulate those brain cells a bit and actually examine her situation.

[wowannoying]

BTW, the Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan movies are in Cantonese, which reads the same as Mandarin but is pronounced completely different.

LOL such a dumb ignorant ant face.

I'm a tired of her saying she speaks Spanish. Beyond that, I swear (and please someone else remember this post!!) she visited family members with one of her friends and didn't even know how to address herself as being "Philippina" and said that she wanted to learn Tagalog. Now she's fluent? GTFO. STOP LYING!!

Is she wearing a paddy hat? WTF fuck her.