Skintight black leggings + comical red and white Michael Cera shorts + that scarf/dead animal draped around his neck. Why is he still dressing like an ironically gay hipster rugby player from the 80s? The race is over! Dress comfortably, dress for success! Take off those damn socks, and reflect on your life!
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As for the finale, I am glad Bates & Anthony won. All things considered, they deserve it. Mona & Beth won "funniest team" award out of the Final 3 teams, in my opinion. (IS THERE ANY GREATER AWARD?) They had the best rapport going; quips were flying left and right. However, I've determined that Mona is an idiot, and Beth was carrying Mona in the funny-department. Sort of like Blonde #1 had to carry Blonde #2, who performed pathetically in the swamp snorkelling challenge.
In the end, I hated Max from Max & Katie with such a passion. There is something so slimy and rodent-like about him, both in terms of appearance and personality. His height just compounds how much I hate him. He's so rat-like. The fact that they dedicated like two minutes of the finale to the father/son who survived Cancer was such a farce; they were eliminated in like Week 5! The whole show is a ratings ploy. All shows are ratings ploys. Glad this nonsense is over. Glad Joey & Meghan didn't win. Glad Joey showed up to the final pitstop looking like an eccentric nutcase with a secret.
