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Available Archives & Original ForeverKailyn FAQ
Here are the threads karebear, tiramisuforyou, and I were able to archive before the old site closed. They're a little strangely ordered; the pages go from the bottom (oldest) to the top (newest).
Original FAQ on ForeverKailyn
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 6 Thread 2
Part 7
1st page of Part 8
Part 16
Part 17 (ForeverMawwied)
Part 18
Part 19
Part 20
Part 21
Part 22
Kailyn's Thuper Thcary Thtory Time
Original FAQ on ForeverKailyn
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 6 Thread 2
Part 7
1st page of Part 8
Part 16
Part 17 (ForeverMawwied)
Part 18
Part 19
Part 20
Part 21
Part 22
Kailyn's Thuper Thcary Thtory Time
Re: Available Archives & Original ForeverKailyn FAQ
More archives were added apparently!
Better yet, here's the entire archive rather than link by link:
https://bo.lt/app/account/gurugossipforeverkailyn
Better yet, here's the entire archive rather than link by link:
https://bo.lt/app/account/gurugossipforeverkailyn
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Reasons why Kai should never reproduce.
First of all, the fact of her and Door Matt having a baby is hillarious, creepy and potentially life scarring.
Number one- The BEASTS that will make that poor child
If it's a girl, makeup and exercise can be her best friends
If it's a guy, let's just hope that it doesn't look like her DUDDY.
Number two- If Kailyn chooses to homeschool the child, it will still be smarter than her. Children these days learn things from the internet. (Good and Bad things, but they help you mature)
Number three- The two lazy asses will never get a job so mama wheelchair will be the caretaker of the baby.
Number four- LMAO.
Number five- Kailyn will never change her ways, a baby won't make her smarter or mature.
Number six- Her instagramming and tweeting about her PAINFFUL BIRTFH.
Number seven- She can't live at home forever.
Well, that's all I have ... FOR NOW LOL
Number one- The BEASTS that will make that poor child
If it's a girl, makeup and exercise can be her best friends
If it's a guy, let's just hope that it doesn't look like her DUDDY.
Number two- If Kailyn chooses to homeschool the child, it will still be smarter than her. Children these days learn things from the internet. (Good and Bad things, but they help you mature)
Number three- The two lazy asses will never get a job so mama wheelchair will be the caretaker of the baby.
Number four- LMAO.
Number five- Kailyn will never change her ways, a baby won't make her smarter or mature.
Number six- Her instagramming and tweeting about her PAINFFUL BIRTFH.
Number seven- She can't live at home forever.
Well, that's all I have ... FOR NOW LOL
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Re: Reasons why Kai should never reproduce.
For some strange reason, I think that if Kai and Mary had a kid, it would turn out smarter than both of them. Probably be the first one to graduate HS and attend College in their family. Life works in mysterious ways .
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Re: Reasons why Kai should never reproduce.
Number one reason- Her name is Kailyn Wilcher and she is not of the productive human race. She is of a special species that can only be found in Bowie, Maryland. Us guru gossipers study this rare specie and all its glory.
(Been watching way too much animal planet.)
(Been watching way too much animal planet.)
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Re: Reasons why Kai should never reproduce.
LuaLove18 wrote:Number one reason- Her name is Kailyn Wilcher and she is not of the productive human race. She is of a special species that can only be found in Bowie, Maryland. Us guru gossipers study this rare specie and all its glory.
(Been watching way too much animal planet.)
Its better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what your not.
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Re: Reasons why Kai should never reproduce.
Because Walmart won't send her thuper cute baby stuff for free.
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Re: Reasons why Kai should never reproduce.
THE most important reason there is: She cannot even support herself. What's sad is she'd be all excited about the pregnancy (and give her a reason to eat endlessly) and getting baby gifts. But when the baby is born, her sleep schedule will be ruined and she will pawn the baby off on Mawm who will gladly do it because hell, she does everything else for her. It's the most irresponsible thing Kai could be doing right now to not be taking BC. (She says she does, but we know she lies ) Her attempts at seeming machur have failed. Don't fail your poor child too. And if they do end up reproducing, God be with that child and give it a chance. The thought sickens me.
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Re: Reasons why Kai should never reproduce.
Has anyone seen that family guy episode where they showed Britney Spears talking on the phone with her baby? Then proceeded to use the head as an ashtray...Not saying the exact same will happen. But I can imagine Kai, walking around her trailer park with baby Mai(combined matt and kai together, cute right? c:), just talking on the phone and not paying attention to her baby. Also, would the baby eat off of paper plates too? Haha.
God, I can't even. I hope they don't reproduce.
God, I can't even. I hope they don't reproduce.
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Re: Reasons why Kai should never reproduce.
She would serve her(or Mary's) breast on a paper plate.furphy wrote:Has anyone seen that family guy episode where they showed Britney Spears talking on the phone with her baby? Then proceeded to use the head as an ashtray...Not saying the exact same will happen. But I can imagine Kai, walking around her trailer park with baby Mai(combined matt and kai together, cute right? c:), just talking on the phone and not paying attention to her baby. Also, would the baby eat off of paper plates too? Haha.
God, I can't even. I hope they don't reproduce.
I'm not the one to choose whether or not she should or shouldn't reproduce,but I do agree on the fact that she needs to be able to first take care of herself,next her dog and then her huthbint. Somehow I think she will get pregnant soon,just because of the novelty of it(like her marriage)/Mary somehow manages to trick Kailyn into getting pregnant. When that happens,it will be another "I don't have/need a job; I'm mawwied and have a baby!"(I think being married is like an accomplishment for her).
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Re: Reasons why Kai should never reproduce.
sheldon cooper would get cancer from hearing kailyn talk
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Re: Reasons why Kai should never reproduce.
Oh Christ
Pageants!
Can you imagine Mary hauling Kaikai's ass along with her hoard of makeup and the kid to beauty pageants? Kai could do the makeup, and film tutorials!
Pageants!
Can you imagine Mary hauling Kaikai's ass along with her hoard of makeup and the kid to beauty pageants? Kai could do the makeup, and film tutorials!
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Re: Reasons why Kai should never reproduce.
The Kailyn is an unusual creature that has yet to be extensively studied.
However, you can find it within the suburban terrain of Maryland.
It emits it's echoing, fearsome mating call from within it's trailer den.
"GET BACK HERE THO WE CAN HATH THEXTH!"
It's fangs dripping with lip gloss, she reproduces.
In only nine months, another Kailyn will enter the world.
A young Kailyn has yet to be found in the wild,
but scientists speculate that the children are often left to play with lighters.
However, you can find it within the suburban terrain of Maryland.
It emits it's echoing, fearsome mating call from within it's trailer den.
"GET BACK HERE THO WE CAN HATH THEXTH!"
It's fangs dripping with lip gloss, she reproduces.
In only nine months, another Kailyn will enter the world.
A young Kailyn has yet to be found in the wild,
but scientists speculate that the children are often left to play with lighters.
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Re: Reasons why Kai should never reproduce.
Kailyn is married women! She must have baby for husband! Is this why Husband Matt insist on misyar shaadi (separate house marriage) like Egyptian? Selfish Kailyn say I no want baby, Husband Matt say I no want wife?
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Let's play a game!
Go to your recommended videos, and click through to the first Kai vid it lists.
What video is it? (link if you can)
Thoughts?
What was she like then, compared to now.
Trying to find a Kai vid. I have been watching all my costume dramas on youtube, so it may take me a while to find my first Kai vid.
GO!
What video is it? (link if you can)
Thoughts?
What was she like then, compared to now.
Trying to find a Kai vid. I have been watching all my costume dramas on youtube, so it may take me a while to find my first Kai vid.
GO!
Re: Let's play a game!
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Well,she is prettier with longer hair. Can't say there's much different from then to now(except the weight and marriage).
Well,she is prettier with longer hair. Can't say there's much different from then to now(except the weight and marriage).
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Re: Let's play a game!
You know she will whine when she needs braces again in a year or two. "I wore my retainer every day! I don't know how this happened!"deviant kitten wrote:Even her teeth are different. They have shifted FAST
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Re: Let's play a game!
I don't have one on my list. Just a "parody" of Kai and David.
Games currently playing.
Borderlands 2 Lvl 52 Mechro(TVH)
MapleStory Lvl 103 Demon Slayer and Lvl 25 Kanna
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim(may be restarting)
Fable II(2nd playthrough)
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Borderlands 2 Lvl 52 Mechro(TVH)
MapleStory Lvl 103 Demon Slayer and Lvl 25 Kanna
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim(may be restarting)
Fable II(2nd playthrough)
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