Fake Alignment Part 3 - Alyse ‘Parker’

Post by **sapphirerain** » Tue Apr 14, 2020 8:32 pm

What the fuck is this shit? What is with her OBSESSION with aliens and mushrooms? She is an embarrassment to herself and this is one of the most cringey things I’ve ever fucking seen.

Post by **sashabunny** » Tue Apr 14, 2020 9:37 pm

Those are good. I vote Alyse Parker AKA Raw Alignment Scam for the new thread name...

More people need to be made aware of her predatory, UNQUALIFIED and dishonest behavior. Total modern-day scam artist!

Post by **RazzleDazzle46** » Wed Apr 15, 2020 2:24 am

If it can fit, can the new name still have Parker in quotations?

Post by **chattbby** » Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:45 am

*arises from the shadows of lurking*

Speaking of Rachel.. have any of you seen her story today? Definitely seems like a little jab at Alyse’s brand, but I wanted to know what you all thought

Post by **Charis123** » Wed Apr 15, 2020 6:12 am

chattbby wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:45 am
*arises from the shadows of lurking*

Speaking of Rachel.. have any of you seen her story today? Definitely seems like a little jab at Alyse’s brand, but I wanted to know what you all thought

I was thinking the same thing! She seems to be saying that a lot lately... any time she says “alignment” she puts quotations around it and rolls her eyes.

I think she’s irritated with Alyse for downright copying her.

Post by **mylkman** » Wed Apr 15, 2020 6:26 am

sapphirerain wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 14, 2020 4:17 pm
Okay people, nearly time for a new thread! Here are the thread names suggested so far:

“Alyse Parker Yer Integrity and Lose Your Way” - (suggested by HarryStylin).

“Alyse Grifter: Misalignment Queen” - (suggested by Harcheplche).

“Alyse Parker AKA Raw Alignment Scam” - (suggested by Charis123).

“Alyse Alien Parker: Scammer and Rachel Bell Clone” (suggested by me, lol).

Let me know what you think of these, or send through more suggestions!

I prefer the third option “Alyse Parker AKA Raw Alignment Scam” because it would be easier to find when people search for Alyse on Google, although I like Alyse Alien Parker too.

Post by **Elyezabeth** » Wed Apr 15, 2020 8:32 am

sapphirerain wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 14, 2020 8:32 pm

What the fuck is this shit? What is with her OBSESSION with aliens and mushrooms? She is an embarrassment to herself and this is one of the most cringey things I’ve ever fucking seen.

Obviously wild speculation on my part, but I know someone who has some poorly-treated mental issues and she constantly believes she's "not from this world" because she's a raging bitch who can't ever get along with anyone. Instead of considering the possibility that she has a personality disorder, she attributes it to genuinely being an alien in some way. Maybe Alyse has similar feelings (or maybe she just thinks it's cute and doesn't realize most people cut that shit out after high school).

Side note, when I saw that image I didn't quite register her username/that it was a screenshot and I thought someone had MS-Paint edited a shitpost mocking her for "leveling up" to a UFO

Post by **kozjeglavka** » Wed Apr 15, 2020 10:47 am

sapphirerain wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 14, 2020 4:17 pm
Okay people, nearly time for a new thread! Here are the thread names suggested so far:

“Alyse Parker Yer Integrity and Lose Your Way” - (suggested by HarryStylin).

“Alyse Grifter: Misalignment Queen” - (suggested by Harcheplche).

“Alyse Parker AKA Raw Alignment Scam” - (suggested by Charis123).

“Alyse Alien Parker: Scammer and Rachel Bell Clone” (suggested by me, lol).

Let me know what you think of these, or send through more suggestions!

I think it's necessary (as someone has already pointed out) that we use her full name in the title so that other people will be able to find her and know it's a scam. Alyse Parker AKA Raw alignment scam seem nice because a lot of people still know her just by her old Raw alignment name.

Post by **Chloe_Bean** » Wed Apr 15, 2020 12:44 pm

Yea, her full name has to be in the title so people can find the thread when they use the search option so keep that in mind.

Post by **harcheplche** » Wed Apr 15, 2020 3:21 pm

So. Both Luke and Samantha Skelly has been guests on Rachels' podcast so far. Do we expect her to invite Alyse anytime soon? Nnnnnnnnnno. Alyse's got nothing to teach. She's a hoarder of inspirational quotes and her niche is using different colored pencils for writing to do-lists... that's about it.

Post by **sapphirerain** » Wed Apr 15, 2020 9:26 pm

Ok guys, here it is! PLEASE CONTINUE TALKING ON OUR NEW THREAD:

https://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?t=37550

Post by **callmesassafrass_** » Wed Apr 15, 2020 10:34 pm

The-Ventriloquist wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 08, 2020 6:30 pm
Thoughts? Does anyone remember this happening?

Considering this. I’m not even surprised.

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Post by **sapphirerain** » Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:00 am

Hey y’all, please continue on our new thread, as this one’s quite long now!

https://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?t=37550

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