Learningtobeabigbeigebeanbag - Part 26

Post by **geekinthepink** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 3:13 am

argh I loved that thread name suggestion but completely forgot which of you it was... sorry! you're epic

Post by **LikeAbutterfly** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 4:34 am

Hahahaha I genuinely love this topic name

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Post by **paperboats** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 5:21 am

hahaha, awesome thread title!

oh god, i have alex "song" stuck in my head today! "take me back,back in time!" NEVER forget that video

she looked like a freaking pumpkin then and that was when she was half the size she is now..

Post by **OXMissA** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 6:00 am

This might have already been said in the past, but all of her content these days is just living a desired lifestyle. It contributes to nothing, & just consists of buying things. There's nothing of value like advice, tips, DIY, try-on, in the dressing room, lookbooks, etc. & she always goes & shops from mainstream stores, so it's not even interesting or unique.

Post by **VioletMX** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 6:21 am

Here’s a fearless challenge: except for groceries, don’t buy anything new for a month.

Or don’t use the word obsessed for an hour.

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Post by **soshooketh** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 6:38 am

Her taste is so tacky. The older she gets the less cute her obsession with plastic pumpkins is. In the beginning she was young and learning, but as she's aged her style has become less refined and more inspired by white suburban grandmothers. What a waste of money.

You know what I would find interesting? If she went to multiple stores to find her home decor, or hunted in garage sales, thrift stores, or boutiques for truly unique pieces. Personally, I can't wait to own a home and commission real art to create a cohesive space. I wish Alex had some semblance of creativity she could put towards a similiar goal.

Post by **bottscootboogie** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:34 am

I'm at work right now so I watched the newest "vlog" with no sound. It's a good thing I don't/can't read lips, I'd be banging my head on the desk trying to make out what that face was saying! Holy shitballs!

Post by **Elizabeth537** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 8:03 am

geekinthepink wrote:argh I loved that thread name suggestion but completely forgot which of you it was... sorry! you're epic

Great title.
Also funny because all she eats is beige colored food. Shes just becoming one boring beige fat blob.

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Post by **Elizabeth537** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 8:07 am

Goes to Target ALONE with that much shit on her face but goes to an event (Tennis match) where the whole world might see you and wears bare ass face.

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Post by **vintagemolly** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 8:09 am

Elizabeth537 wrote:Goes to Target ALONE with that much shit on her face but goes to an event (Tennis match) where the whole world might see you and wears bare ass face.

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What the heck is on her forehead? She didn’t blend her concealer properly. She looked even bigger in this video. And her triple chins are strong AF. Lol

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Post by **geekinthepink** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 8:21 am

Elizabeth537 wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 24, 2019 8:07 am
Goes to Target ALONE with that much shit on her face but goes to an event (Tennis match) where the whole world might see you and wears bare ass face.

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wow. i mean, i do my face every single day - the whole thing from foundation to a little contour and winged liner but she slaps on sooo much product!!! she looks like a drag queen! and whats with the false lashes all the time?!

Post by **paperboats** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 8:28 am

holy shit, she looks twice her age! this is disturbing

Post by **Guest** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 9:56 am

whoa....the chins contouring game is strong today!! NOT!! WTF!!!

Post by **Guest** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 10:40 am

soshooketh wrote:Her taste is so tacky. The older she gets the less cute her obsession with plastic pumpkins is. In the beginning she was young and learning, but as she's aged her style has become less refined and more inspired by white suburban grandmothers. What a waste of money.

You know what I would find interesting? If she went to multiple stores to find her home decor, or hunted in garage sales, thrift stores, or boutiques for truly unique pieces. Personally, I can't wait to own a home and commission real art to create a cohesive space. I wish Alex had some semblance of creativity she could put towards a similiar goal.

yup - everything is so cheap and just whatever is being presented at homegoods or target or whatever these places are called. none of her own style or anything.

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Post by **Guest** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 10:47 am

Also... I’m just blown away by ALL that fall decor at homegoods (just checked the video out). I’m not from the US and fall decor is barely a thing here, you just see a few (mostly real) pumpkins and candles. But everything seems SO excessive? who needs all that??

and everything is so tacky, why are there 10000 different pumpkins? makes me anxious somehow

glitter pumpkins, golden ones, blue ones, TURKEY PUMPKIN? is this normal?

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Post by **Guest** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 10:50 am

I would love to see Big Al next to Gabby Fortunato, I feel like they’re about the same size/shape but Gabs claims size 24 while Alex clings to being a size 18 for some reason? We have eyes, girl

Post by **MeekNMild** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 11:16 am

I’m in my office yelling at this damn thread name. I think it’s one of my favorites!!!!

Also, I know homegoods may not be everyone's cup of tea but they really do have some amazing finds and things that look pricey but isn’t. Her taste is just trash! Honestly! I’ve seen those same exact decor at my local place and I think it’s just the way she styles things. Why is that plastic pumpkin by itself on the table!? Why not get a lantern with some candles and a vase with some florals and make a nice little center piece. Henry needs to die! Along with the “decor” on the counter top in the galley. The only thing i even remotely liked is the harvest sign and she puts on a wall where it doesn’t seem anyone is even hanging out or will be seen. Whatever void you’re trying to fill with these material things that you’re not even putting the effort into isn’t the business Alex!

Also that skirt DID NOT fit like that when she bought it a couple months ago from Anthro. Another tell tale sign that she’s been putting on weight. Every time we call her out for her weight gain she comes with some story about how she’s been working out. Girl bye! You’re so predictable

Post by **Guest** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 11:21 am

Makes me glad I never tried chin lipo. Womp womp

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Post by **Guest** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 11:28 am

It has to feel pretty sad and empty to get all dolled up to go to HomeGoods by herself. Has it even occurred to her to buy REAL pumpkins and gourds and natural wreaths, which would be way more festive than the plastic shit strewn about her home? Support your local farmers and crafters, dipshit!

Post by **fupacabra** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 11:42 am

Didn't someone on here point out that you can't see her armpits anymore? And/or that they're greyish-white since they never dry out? Looks like she's trying to prove us wrong, lol.

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