Acacia Kersey: Smokin' Doobies & Gettin' Boobies

Post by **12thplace** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:39 am

Thanks for the new thread title, shhcanttell!

Post by **mermaid vic** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:43 am

thread title is the best so far lmao

im curious to think what social situations she thinks her new boobs are gonna cause? she cant use them to flirt with people because she has jarius & if shes excited for the attention they'll bring to her in public shes gonna be shocked when normal people dont care because shes not the only girl with fake boobs

Post by **lunaluvgood** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:55 am

Eww he looks like he's balding

Post by **uncletouchy** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:02 pm

I don’t think she has the skin elasticity for fake boobies (never again will I refer to them as anything but that when talking about her). I’m obviously not a surgeon... but after two kids her stomach is flat as fuck and it doesn’t look like she has loose skin (*cries in flabby PP belly*). Like others posted in the previous thread, her boobies are gonna look really, really weird, and really, really unnatural. Like when prepubescent boys put on their friend’s sister’s bra and stick a pair of socks on it.

.... She’d be best of buying a good push-up bra from VS and stuffing each cup with a pair of Jerry’s socks.

Post by **uncletouchy** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:06 pm

Sorry for the dp...

But someone needs to write and have a book published called “the beautiful peacock”. About a peacock born into a family of idiot seagulls who are obsessed with their image and they shun the peacock because she’s different. In the end, the peacock gets tired of their shit and is taken in by a lovely ranch while the family of seagulls spend the rest of their days being fed food scraps by construction workers on their lunch break in the Burger King parking lot. The peacock’s sister seagull realizes how fucking ridiculous her family is and shortly thereafter joins the peacock.

Post by **BorntoDie** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:21 pm

She is really desperate for her Twitch streaming to catch on. Acacia sis your following literally does. not. care. There is a reason why her views are so low

Post by **Bowwow222** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:24 pm

I watched her stream for the first few minutes and in 2 minutes Jairus spoke more of how Rosie is doing than Acacia has in 10 months lmao

Post by **dufflepuff** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:25 pm

Her stans are defending the cost of the book by saying that we're supporting an "independent artist" and that's how much they have to charge to get started.
What a load of bullshit.
I paid $50 for a beautiful hand-painted portrait of my dog and the artist even wrapped it for free because it was a gift. That's an independent artist, Acacia is nowhere near being an artist and she literally forgot about her book until she wanted new boobies (cringe) and needed to make money to fund it. She says she loves photography and art, but she doesn't do it out of passion and interest, she immediately tries to profit off of it when she buys a fancy lens and equipment. The fact that she's being compared to a best-selling author and artist is sickening.

Post by **sunnygossip** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:33 pm

i take a break from acacia's thread for a couple weeks and now she is becoming a titty streamer, jairus has a perm is wearing make up, and she's selling a children book for an outrageous price? i mean...

at least rosie and lucie are still m.i.a. some things never change!

Post by **Big Baby** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:33 pm

When I was a baby/little girl Jamie Lee Curtis wrote a bunch of kids books. They weren't $45, more like $10-$12 and probably way fucking better than what Acacia pulls out of her ass. Her desperation for money to fund ridiculous vanity projects is so insufferable.

Post by **notnot** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:35 pm

Bowwow222 wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:24 pm
I watched her stream for the first few minutes and in 2 minutes Jairus spoke more of how Rosie is doing than Acacia has in 10 months lmao

Yup. I bet that if he was there alone for longer and we asked, he would probably answer a looot of questions about Rosie.

Post by **AllAmericanTrash** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:41 pm

If her bOoBiEs come out anything less than perfect she's gonna be begging for a spot on Botched. Gotta milk it for what it's worth!

Post by **BorntoDie** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:42 pm

Bowwow222 wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:24 pm
I watched her stream for the first few minutes and in 2 minutes Jairus spoke more of how Rosie is doing than Acacia has in 10 months lmao

Ooh what did he say

Post by **yungchi** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:46 pm

Barber: What do you want?
Jairus: Have you ever heard of the phrase ‘dragged through a hedge backwards’?

Post by **Bowwow222** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:52 pm

BorntoDie wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:42 pm

Bowwow222 wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:24 pm
I watched her stream for the first few minutes and in 2 minutes Jairus spoke more of how Rosie is doing than Acacia has in 10 months lmao
Ooh what did he say

He basically said that she's starting to be able to pull herself up and that he's happy for her because even though she could roll over on both sides she really couldn't do much but lay down. It's just nice to hear about Rosie in a way that's only about Rosie and how she's doing. Like someone else said, I'm sure if he had more time to talk hed answer more questions. He seemed totally unbothered by it and spoke so naturally about her.

Post by **Blysse** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:03 pm

Totally off topic but even though this thread title is awesome and sums up exactly what’s happening in her breakdown, I mean, life right now; I kinda feel weird about it not having “stay” in it three times!
We were on such a roll!!

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Post by **BornThisWay94** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:04 pm

Blysse wrote:Totally off topic but even though this thread title is awesome and sums up exactly what’s happening in her breakdown, I mean, life right now; I kinda feel weird about it not having “stay” in it three times!
We were on such a roll!!

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Agreed lol

Stay _____, Stay Smoking Doobies, Stay Getting Boobies

next time lol

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Post by **oshaughnessykipp** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:13 pm

Bowwow222 wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:24 pm
I watched her stream for the first few minutes and in 2 minutes Jairus spoke more of how Rosie is doing than Acacia has in 10 months lmao

Ooooou spill!

Post by **thenoodleking** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:13 pm

Blysse wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:03 pm
Totally off topic but even though this thread title is awesome and sums up exactly what’s happening in her breakdown, I mean, life right now; I kinda feel weird about it not having “stay” in it three times!
We were on such a roll!!

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It is a little weird, but tbh, I think the whole ‘stay’ thing has been dragged out for a bit too long

Post by **oshaughnessykipp** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:16 pm

Bowwow222 wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:52 pm

BorntoDie wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:42 pm

Bowwow222 wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:24 pm
I watched her stream for the first few minutes and in 2 minutes Jairus spoke more of how Rosie is doing than Acacia has in 10 months lmao
Ooh what did he say
He basically said that she's starting to be able to pull herself up and that he's happy for her because even though she could roll over on both sides she really couldn't do much but lay down. It's just nice to hear about Rosie in a way that's only about Rosie and how she's doing. Like someone else said, I'm sure if he had more time to talk hed answer more questions. He seemed totally unbothered by it and spoke so naturally about her.

This is probably why he wasn't there for the update video. Can't make it about Rosie too often!

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