HRH COLLECTION PART 19: HER ROYAL HAM LEGS & SAUSAGE FINGERS

[gumdropdrive]

I just threw up in my mouth.

I almost forgot she has shit boobs


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[Falala_]

HAVe her and Nick split again? They aren’t following each other yet again

[lurksalot]

I just threw up in my mouth.

She's always pulling her shirt down or off to the side to show her cleavage, like that time she was posing in the dressing room. She thinks she looks like a flat chested model or something, but in reality it looks like the cleavage of an 80 year old woman with all the discoloration and sun damage.

[lurksalot]

HAVe her and Nick split again? They aren’t following each other yet again

I was wondering the same. She stopped wearing her wedding ring a while ago, even before Nick took her to Hawaii. I rarely wear my wedding ring, but I just hate wearing rings in general, where she clearly doesn't mind 'cause she always has her own jewelry squeezed onto her sausage fingers. I really think they have some sort of financial arrangement or he's not holding up his end of a promise, as others have said here. I doubt she'll ever say anything until it's 100% obvious they're done. Especially after she made a big stink last year about divorcing, calling him a stalker, having a security cam installed, and then proceeded to pretend it never happened. People still bring it up in her videos lmao.

[Elizabeth537]

HAVe her and Nick split again? They aren’t following each other yet again

No wedding ring worn

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[Guest]

Alex goes on about how immature it is to overeat while holding up t-rex clothing from brandy Melville and screaming like a 4 year old with poor impulse control. Too much. Girl, go back to wearing your 101 Dalmatians coat and your outdated Fendi monster charms. Your lean cuisine is ready.

THIS!

[Guest]

HAVe her and Nick split again? They aren’t following each other yet again

Oh shit...
Those assholes fighting like fucking teenagers again

[mizfoxy]

As per her boob shot, is that boob wrinkles from saggy skin due to her torpedo implants or is it surgery scars? either way

[capgirl]

HAVe her and Nick split again? They aren’t following each other yet again

They've probably split until the next trip...

[cocobear1010]

As per her boob shot, is that boob wrinkles from saggy skin due to her torpedo implants or is it surgery scars? either way

I’ve always wondered that. At first I thought it was a shadow, but no it’s not. It’s her boobs and wrinkles. Yes just saggy skin I bet from removing implants. I doubt scars would be right there. Like you said, yuck.


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[bbits]

As per her boob shot, is that boob wrinkles from saggy skin due to her torpedo implants or is it surgery scars? either way

I’ve always wondered that. At first I thought it was a shadow, but no it’s not. It’s her boobs and wrinkles. Yes just saggy skin I bet from removing implants. I doubt scars would be right there. Like you said, yuck.


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I mean it could have been that way pre-surgery, and is now just exacerbated due to the lift pulling at her skin.

What I find odd, is she never talked about her lift and how it turned out, what she thinks of her scarring, etc. She is so particular about everything... like the shade of her pink nail polish, but the important stuff she doesn't care?

Sooo weird.

[gumdropdrive]

I can’t stop thinking how how much she looks like an actual HAG here. Like she lives in a gingerbread house and steals someone’s kids and fattens them up to eat them.


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[Serapis]

She's on this weird manic high over losing what can't be more than 5 lbs (I personally don't see any weight loss). She'd need to lose 25-30 lbs for most of those Brandy Melville tops to work. Which isn't shade, BM is just a brand for gazelle-bodied teenagers.

I'm definitely looking forward to the lulzy style selfies we're going to get out of this phase though, this might end up being just as bad as the Kardashian braids and shape wear Alex from last year.

[theboxer]

Found Alex's new "handmade by ME" star and diamond bracelet:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/0-71-CT-14K-Ye ... 2289981530

Wonder how much she is trying to charge her minions via email... $5k? lol

[gumdropdrive]

As per her boob shot, is that boob wrinkles from saggy skin due to her torpedo implants or is it surgery scars? either way

I’ve always wondered that. At first I thought it was a shadow, but no it’s not. It’s her boobs and wrinkles. Yes just saggy skin I bet from removing implants. I doubt scars would be right there. Like you said, yuck.


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I mean it could have been that way pre-surgery, and is now just exacerbated due to the lift pulling at her skin.

What I find odd, is she never talked about her lift and how it turned out, what she thinks of her scarring, etc. She is so particular about everything... like the shade of her pink nail polish, but the important stuff she doesn't care?

Sooo weird.

If I remember correctly she said in a video that even though she regretted the boobs that it was “no big deal” because it could be “undone”.. not acknowledging that she botched her body.

I don’t get why the nasolabial lines bothered her so much. All she needed was a little lip filler. She needs no filler anywhere else.


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[Cactuswater]

Laughing in confusion about her new obsession with “overeating” that goes along with the newest video, ranting psychotically at herself, actually screaming and yelling, alone in her car, about how overeating is immature and pathetic not to have self-control. It’s as if her mom or some authority figure jumped in her mouth and began verbally abusing her for eating. Wow. Then she’s on IG being manically proud about leaving 2 bites of her “meatloaf and mashed potato” lean cuisine because eating THOSE 2 bites=overeating. What??? I don’t think finishing a lean cuisine means you’re overeating. She must have been traumatized severely by her mom as a kid. Wonder if she knows how stress causes belly fat?

[vonbaby25]

Man I hope they are done for good. Alex vlogs getting ready for dates and post recaps would be SO entertaining. She'd never do it, but it would be great content. I cannot imagine her on a first date at all!

[bbits]

Yikes... do we really think her and Nick are totally done?
I kinda think they are fine because they just went on vaycay and he make a lovey insta post about her.
I mean they both kind of deserve each other.
And breakups suck. So I hope it's just them fighting.

[theboxer]

Yikes... do we really think her and Nick are totally done?
I kinda think they are fine because they just went on vaycay and he make a lovey insta post about her.
I mean they both kind of deserve each other.
And breakups suck. So I hope it's just them fighting.

She's definitely not wearing her wedding ring and sorta flaunting it on her latest outfit post where she seems to be attempting to look like an IG model. Wonder if him always liking photos and following instahoes is what's fueling her awful diet.

[Chloe_Bean]

I don't know why anyone would think they're done tbh, there have been plenty of times she hasn't worn her ring, and I don't even see any passive aggressive posts or her digging at him in videos.