Man-Spreading & Begging with the PRick with a Dick, LIEdia Jealise Fillen, The Dior Whore #38

[LicenseToLurk]

Dear diary,

Another new thread about little old moi! Snort! Sings - “POPULAR!! I’m so bloody POP-U-LAR”!!! Everyone loves me - except Dior, but I’m working on that! I’ve got my fat liddle toe in the door of Dior Makeup (I don’t even use it, don’t tell). I use ByTerribleMuriel (actually, I don’t use that either, lols). I use L’Oréal (nope, that’s a pile of shit but don’t say anything, my L’Oréal famalam love me).

Anyhoo, I call on you, all of my loyal minions, please follow my adventures in LydiaLand (hears fairground music), here on this thread as I continue to baffle and repulse the bejesus out of you all (you’re all jel, basically, green is an awful shade of envy, snaps fingers). Will I wash my hair? Will I wash myself? Will I stop moaning? Will I still believe I am above the law & that rules are made to be broken? Will I sthop listping? Will I ever clean my mirror and look at the true reflection? Will I realise I am not a nice human and I need to start giving instead of taking?

Will I f*ck. laters, ‘Angles’, I’ve got shit to depop, byeeeeeeeeee Daddy sends hugs xoxo

[Muff_Puff]

Reporting for duty!

[Muff_Puff]

Excellent intro LicenseToLurk

I love "Dear Diary"

[LicenseToLurk]

When you’re feeling like Technical Tony on Tapatalk

[Muff_Puff]

Easy peasy when you know how.

[Muff_Puff]

While we wait for all the other GG lot to join, how about some pics of our Lidl to keep us entertained...

[Hunevoque]

Those,pics are hilarious, we need one of big finger up nose and more fat feet!!

[Muff_Puff]

Here's her big hobbit feet

[TTGirl]

Lmao!! You guys are geneuises!


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[peasoup]

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Couldn't resist. image courtesy of muff_puff!

[missstarlight]

Wonderful intro... and amazing work ladies!

Wow, so much shit going on with Lydia again. She is just so so shameless.

If she got complaints from ASA- why not keep the embarrassment to yourself? Why shout this out to the world?
She's the one giving us so much ammo and she needs to shut the eff up and chill.

It's like she needs constant validation, attention and adoration.

We can tell you're so empty Lydia... why don't you just quit this career? You clearly no longer have relevant content, your face can't take any more fillers and soon enough, Ali will come out and be free. Why not quit ahead of time?

Love y'all!

[missstarlight]

Muff Puff- I sometimes think you should start a channel called 'Fixing Lydia Millen' and you can show how you edit these photoshopped photos of Lydia and try and fix them with the most hilarious edits- you clearly have better content than this bitch lol.

[beahunny]

Here's her big hobbit feet

[thetruthhurts_]

Muff Puff- I sometimes think you should start a channel called 'Fixing Lydia Millen' and you can show how you edit these photoshopped photos of Lydia and try and fix them with the most hilarious edits- you clearly have better content than this bitch lol.

Now that’s an idea .. the ‘fixing Lydia Millen’ Instagram .. we could post all of her undeclared content with time stamps so she can’t go back and undo ..


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[Hi there]

Muff Puff- I sometimes think you should start a channel called 'Fixing Lydia Millen' and you can show how you edit these photoshopped photos of Lydia and try and fix them with the most hilarious edits- you clearly have better content than this bitch lol.

Now that’s an idea .. the ‘fixing Lydia Millen’ Instagram .. we could post all of her undeclared content with time stamps so she can’t go back and undo ..


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I like this idea!!! Like it a lot!!!!

[GeorgeePorgee]

We interupt this thread with 'What has Carol Vorderman done to herself?!'

[GeorgeePorgee]

Now that's just weird.
They really are running out of photoshop ideas aren't they...

[Lola-Faith]

Now that's just weird.
They really are running out of photoshop ideas aren't they...

That actually made me laugh out loud when i saw it on insta, she'll start using that trick and making her feet disappear!

[peasoup]

Now that's just weird.
They really are running out of photoshop ideas aren't they...

WTF even is that. And Ali needs to smile more instead of pulling a Zoolander face.

[Hopethatsoklovelies]

OK lovelies, I have to tell you this. I LOVE YOU! I've had the worst time at work for the past weeks and coming here and reading your hilarious posts makes me so happy and makes my brain stop worrying and thinking about work stuff all the time.. can't stop laughing really - the "Dear diary" intro, the memes, all the pics, everything