Carrie Fletcher, Anus Clencher - Part 11

[EllieK]

Her latest Instagram post about their anniversary she looks so unhappy - like her face genuinely looks like she’s saying ‘save me’
The dress also looks much better from that angle
Also someone in the comments said Oliver is a ‘Hufflepuff prince’ (puke) but as if Oliver is a Hufflepuff! He’s way too arrogant/selfish to be Hufflepuff


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[PlumeriaBahar]

Have you seen Kat's new video on Heathers' new cast album? Generally, I do enjoy her videos but WHY is she spreading these weird rumours about Carrie being "too curvy to play Veronica"? Who said it? When? How? I don't recall anyone, either here or anywhere else, saying anything even remotely alike.
What I do remember is her turning all the legit criticism into they-said-I-was-fat hysteria.
Well, Carrie, Olivier Awards' members and panelists seem to agree with us, don't they?

[Redfloss]

I feel like this is a dig at the person who commented that the only woman she'll post is Giovanna because she's not a threat


Also, new thread.. I vote Kermit Hope Fletcher

[Guest]

Lmao okay yeah here's a deal I'll make with myself - if Kermit's "boyfriend" makes a permanent (so no Insta story) post about their anniversary, I'll take a one-week hiatus from this board. I definitely spend too much time on here, but I doubt Kermit's bf will pull through

[bansheemagnolia]

I feel like this is a dig at the person who commented that the only woman she'll post is Giovanna because she's not a threat


Also, new thread.. I vote Kermit Hope Fletcher

Just proves she is reading here. Hi Carrie!

[Lynndi]

Lmao okay yeah here's a deal I'll make with myself - if Kermit's "boyfriend" makes a permanent (so no Insta story) post about their anniversary, I'll take a one-week hiatus from this board. I definitely spend too much time on here, but I doubt Kermit's bf will pull through

Cue to Oliver getting pestered by Carrie to post a "cute" photo of them on his IG.

[Guest]

Lmao okay yeah here's a deal I'll make with myself - if Kermit's "boyfriend" makes a permanent (so no Insta story) post about their anniversary, I'll take a one-week hiatus from this board. I definitely spend too much time on here, but I doubt Kermit's bf will pull through

Cue to Oliver getting pestered by Carrie to post a "cute" photo of them on his IG.

I mean I feel like this is gonna be the thing that instigates their break up. She's gonna realize they have vastly different ways of viewing their "relationship." He's not gonna "fight for her"

[jessisnotcool]

I swear, I don’t look at this page for less than a day and there were 6-7 new pages. She’s so tragic. Long post incoming!

Had a good giggle at Carrie suggesting she’s going to write 3-4 pages of ‘stream of consciousness’ every day... as though that isn’t how she writes everything else? Cool.

Buying stuff for junk journaling no longer makes it junk journaling... it’s just journaling. Words matter!!!

Also, about the letter thing- I literally sent her a letter when she was with Alex Day talking about how much the two of them had inspired me (vom, I know) and I’ve also moved houses so it’s pointless of her to reply anyway, but surely I’m not the only one who has written to her about similar things?
Like, I’d imagine so many of those letters are about how her and Pete/Alex/Whoever are ‘couple goalzzz’ or whatever, considering when her po box was open? How can that be good for her mental health? She’s always claiming it’s poor, surely that wont help?? I feel exhausted even thinking about my ex let alone being told by strangers how cute and perfect they thought we were or whatever?
And like I said, I’ve moved, I dislike both of them now and she’s wasting her time bc I will literally never read the letter. Why put yourself through that six hundred times?

Just admit you dun goofed with the letter thing and move on. She obviously has different ideas these days about what constitutes as a standard to aim for when interacting with fans.
She just can never admit she’s anything less than perfect, unless that involves being self depricating for attention. Ugh.

Also, the anniversary pic is just sad. Even all my jerk exs would stand up on a train to be next to me, rather than sit away from me. The only exception would be if I insisted I stand. Tell me again why Oliver is a good boyfriend???

Edit: just saw somebody else writing they almost did the letter thing too, so guess I was right about the ex thing. hmm.

[jojo86]

She deleted the comment about her editing her posts, what a mess she is

What did the comment say?

Something along the lines of "id wish you'd edited your posts,they are riddled with syntax errors"

[jessisnotcool]

Holy shit guys, Oliver liked one of her photos??? Has this ever happened before??? I had to document it, because I was so shocked, lol!

They literally both look absolutely dead inside, omg. You’re not being held at gunpoint??? Why do you look so unhappy???


Sorry, edited to add this comment, because LOL. omg. Are we looking at the same photo and talking about the same couple???? wtfffff looool.

[jojo86]

Is it one year from the moment they started f*cking (bet my ass carrie was still with pete when she started lusting over oliver) or a year after the broke up with their respective partners?

[holly golightly]

"You have a smile that reaches all the way up to your eyes".. I mean, not in THAT photo. As has been said already, she looks dead inside!

[Goldeelox]

Lmao okay yeah here's a deal I'll make with myself - if Kermit's "boyfriend" makes a permanent (so no Insta story) post about their anniversary, I'll take a one-week hiatus from this board. I definitely spend too much time on here, but I doubt Kermit's bf will pull through

Cue to Oliver getting pestered by Carrie to post a "cute" photo of them on his IG.

You'd think Aidan Turner was he boyfriend according to Pumpkin's Instagram

[jojo86]

Lmao okay yeah here's a deal I'll make with myself - if Kermit's "boyfriend" makes a permanent (so no Insta story) post about their anniversary, I'll take a one-week hiatus from this board. I definitely spend too much time on here, but I doubt Kermit's bf will pull through

Cue to Oliver getting pestered by Carrie to post a "cute" photo of them on his IG.

You'd think Aidan Turner was he boyfriend according to Pumpkin's Instagram

I bet she wishes,every photo with a man she posts, she looks like she wants to bed them.

[Elle3]

She looks like his Mum in that picture

[KC90]

She just posted a stream of Instagram stories, tagging different women for IWD - including Zoella (who she's literally met once) and not including Emma Blackery... That's got to be a kick in the teeth for Emma. Between that and the valentines post, I'd be telling her where to go if I was Emma!

[Enchilada]

I THINK the anniversary post is supposed to be sarcastic - although the emojis don't support that. I can't believe she genuinely posted a pic of him on his phone and thanked him for spending time with her. But if she is dumb enough to say its their anniversary, knowing that doesn't tally up time wise, then maybe it is genuine.

I mean honestly, its one thing to tell a story slightly differently, each time, lose track of timelines, believe your own lie a bit too much or not realise its odd because you are lying to yourself BUT something as specific as announcing an anniversary - that's stupid!
My fiance and I don't have a clear anniversary, we recognise the day we met and the day we got engaged, because when did a date become a relationship. If I publicly said on SM 'Happy Anniversary' on the day we met I would offend the other guys I went on a first date with over the next few weeks.

[bansheemagnolia]

She just posted a stream of Instagram stories, tagging different women for IWD - including Zoella (who she's literally met once) and not including Emma Blackery... That's got to be a kick in the teeth for Emma. Between that and the valentines post, I'd be telling her where to go if I was Emma!

Wouldn't surprise me that Carrie has dropped after all the drama Emma has been through lately.

[lil[]almond]

She just posted a stream of Instagram stories, tagging different women for IWD - including Zoella (who she's literally met once) and not including Emma Blackery... That's got to be a kick in the teeth for Emma. Between that and the valentines post, I'd be telling her where to go if I was Emma!

Wouldn't surprise me that Carrie has dropped after all the drama Emma has been through lately.

Please tell, what drama has Emma been through as of late?

[jojo86]

She just posted a stream of Instagram stories, tagging different women for IWD - including Zoella (who she's literally met once) and not including Emma Blackery... That's got to be a kick in the teeth for Emma. Between that and the valentines post, I'd be telling her where to go if I was Emma!

Wouldn't surprise me that Carrie has dropped after all the drama Emma has been through lately.

Please tell, what drama has Emma been through as of late?

I want to know too!