PETER MONNstrosity:The Rambling, Gambling, Man-Child Part 10

[withmylittleeye]

OGs of these threads will watch the Psychic Twins video and laugh and laugh.

So many lies and even Peter Pan Moan lies about his channels and when he started. You can almost see him pause because he knew we would be here knowing he's lying.

If the Psychic Frauds bothered to watch 2 vlogs they would have gotten the entire story of his life.

Clearly they don't know who he is because they said they were fans yet didn't know about his Peterisms channel. Or the fact that he has 5 channels. Or know he's the biggest liar on YouTube. Yeah, they are such big fans of yours Peter Pan Moan.

I could go through and clock each lie he told on their video, the list would be long.

I laughed about his mom bringing him and Alex together. Yeah, did she also have a hand in breaking them up all the time during their first 11 months before Peter Pan Moan proposed to Alex to stop Alex from leaving him (again, and again, and again)?

[GreatOdds88]

It figures. Priorities. But he won’t fix his teeth, car, house that quick. Or ever.

Or put it in a "Finally make that move to Miami like my husband (that I always claim to love SO MUCH) wants us to do and that, if I really gave it thought, would realize would be really good for me too" fund, but of course it's better spent on a glorified baseball cap

Haha, he's STILL talking about moving to Florida??!! All he ever does is talk about doing things, but never doing anything except the same boring routine over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

[Ellen23]

You can find Icon Hats on Ebay for $26 or less. Now if the one he bought was leather or something really special, I guess I can see paying a hefty price but the write up says it's polyester and Made in China.

[littlegarose]

Ugh. His vlog from yesterday really pissed me off.
He rambled on about the news from Venezuela, which he "really doesn't understand too much about because it's never covered on the news here".
Um, Peter, that's ABSOLUTELY FALSE! There is EXTENSIVE COVERAGE on what is happening in Venezuela. Just because you are an ignorant asshole who couldn't be bothered to learn about the revolution and inflation going on in your HUSBANDS COUNTRY OF ORIGIN doesn't mean that news doesn't exist.
It means you would rather be an ignorant fuckwad and spend hours driving around talking about Peter, Peter, Peter, or "reading" your latest YA book (Peter doesn't read jack shit), or watching some stupid true crime (I'm sooooo obsessed, guyz) documentary on Netflix.

So SICK OF HIS IGNORANCE, WHICH HE SEEMS PROUD OF OF ALL THINGS! WHAT A DOUCHECANOE

Honestly, it's dumbfucks like Peter Monn who make the rest of us Americans look like ignorant xenophobes to the rest of the world and it pisses me off to no end.

[monak]

He does realize he can read international news on the internet right? lol what a moron.

[Guest]

Or put it in a "Finally make that move to Miami like my husband (that I always claim to love SO MUCH) wants us to do and that, if I really gave it thought, would realize would be really good for me too" fund, but of course it's better spent on a glorified baseball cap

Haha, he's STILL talking about moving to Florida??!! All he ever does is talk about doing things, but never doing anything except the same boring routine over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

I don't watch his vlogs anymore (because, mainly, they are so fucking LONG now) so I don't know if he still talks about Miami or not, but I'm sure Alex still wants to move there.

And who could blame him for that? He's put in his dues for over a decade now living where Peter wants to, which is in his dead mother's crowded, outdated, dark, almost hoarder-level condo, in a small city that seems like the place you go to retire in and probably not a raging gay scene. (Anyone from Indianapolis feel free to correct me, though)

Alex is in the prime of his life: 30s, in shape, loves to travel and dance, etc. I'm sure he's absolutely livid inside that his boring, immature ass husband is holding him back from all that in Miami.

[Bakedbeauty]

You are giving Alex more credit than he is due. He’s in his mid-thirties and his life goal is to be Instagram Famous, his words not mine.

They are both pathetic.

[withmylittleeye]

Alex is probably waiting for the inevitable, and Peter Pan Moan is not smart enough to slow that down.

[littlegarose]

Yesterday's vlog "My Health". Who knew Peter was so totally fine with his weight and body right now that he needed to talk about it for 50 minutes?

[Peter Spawnn]

The errands aren't a thing, but an excuse for something else. Just more bullshittery from peter.

This is a big man baby that needs a pat on the back for letting out the dogs and doing meditations. If the "errands" were anything specific, he would surely add it to his verbal completed to do list in his vlogs.

He used to say that he ran errands and also "went to the bank," a lot. I would wonder why he would be running to the bank several times a week? I'm convinced that he meant he went to daddy for money then made a deposit, or went to the atm for casino money. I don't know of a single person to go the bank that often, not even business owners.

"Errands" is also code for shopping or spending money imo, trying to hide his shopping and gambling addiction.

So now he is totally fine with his weight ?! LOL ..... Denial .
Several weeks ago he was driving around crying about his weight, being so heavy, and not being able to find stylish clothes in his size. It won't be long until he's crying about it again.

He's just trying to convince himself that he's ok with it right now because he's being called out for not fulfilling his commitment to get in shape and wont dare stop being a pig on his glutton channel. He couldn't even stick with it for one solid week before skipping out on the gym and barely ever goes. He says he is working towards being healthy but science doesn't lie, he wouldn't be gaining weight if he was eating healthier.

[curiositykillsthecat]

“I was on the phone with my friend and we were talking about high school memories”
YOU ARE 46 FUCKING YEARS OLD. LET. IT. GO

Yeah why doesn't he talk about his college days? Surely those were something to speak about, whether good or bad.

[Brigante]

Unspecified errands, relax, dogs, hummus, husband, cult meetings.

What a full and productive life he leads.

[Nun4GretchenWieners]

Unspecified errands, relax, dogs, hummus, husband, cult meetings.

What a full and productive life he leads.

*relaxth*

[Bakedbeauty]

Today's new installment of the vlog he talks about how he saved money so he could retire early!

Peter, after making multiple videos about how he wasn't paid high enough at his stint at Fairbanks - is telling people just save $50 from your WalMart money and put it in a savings!

Give me a BREAK. Peter, you obviously are getting payments from your Father, or a life insurance policy payout, or a PENSION that was set up to give you money for the rest of your life. It is UNETHICAL to not disclose that information and pretend like you saved up all this money from working that will cover you for the REST OF YOUR LIFE. Stop manipulating your audience! You can't go gassing people up thinking they can save $20 a month when you are not being truthful about your FULL situation.

[Guest]

Unspecified errands, relax, dogs, hummus, husband, cult meetings.

What a full and productive life he leads.

Lol, yeah he’s BIG on relaxing! He talks about relaxing a lot.

[monak]

I couldn't imagine being such a waste of space.

[GreatOdds88]

The errands aren't a thing, but an excuse for something else. Just more bullshittery from peter.

This is a big man baby that needs a pat on the back for letting out the dogs and doing meditations. If the "errands" were anything specific, he would surely add it to his verbal completed to do list in his vlogs.

He used to say that he ran errands and also "went to the bank," a lot. I would wonder why he would be running to the bank several times a week? I'm convinced that he meant he went to daddy for money then made a deposit, or went to the atm for casino money. I don't know of a single person to go the bank that often, not even business owners.

"Errands" is also code for shopping or spending money imo, trying to hide his shopping and gambling addiction.

So now he is totally fine with his weight ?! LOL ..... Denial .
Several weeks ago he was driving around crying about his weight, being so heavy, and not being able to find stylish clothes in his size. It won't be long until he's crying about it again.

He's just trying to convince himself that he's ok with it right now because he's being called out for not fulfilling his commitment to get in shape and wont dare stop being a pig on his glutton channel. He couldn't even stick with it for one solid week before skipping out on the gym and barely ever goes. He says he is working towards being healthy but science doesn't lie, he wouldn't be gaining weight if he was eating healthier.

Haha, so perfectly said, my friend! He has to run to the Post Office every day to see what "presents" people sent him. He has to run to get coffee every day so he can check it off of his To Do List. He has to run to the grocery store every day instead of going once a week like normal people. He's just a really busy girl! Of course he knows nothing about health since he refuses to read any books on recent health science. So he suddenly decides it's OK to be pre-diabetic because it's too hard to learn new things at the ripe old age of 46.

[Peter Spawnn]

Lol I forgot about those tedious tasks he does. And even going for "a pop" every night. Such a hard worker.

Anything to avoid doing actual things to be productive. It's another reason i can't see how Alex could stand being in a relationship with him, even though he is a loser too.

Mentioning the post office and learning about food reminded me of the vegetarian book a subscriber was nice enough to send him. Id bet that it hasn't been opened since he did a video showing it, it was probably returned for casino money.

[littlegarose]

His video w/the Psychic Twins yesterday, and the one on his channel, couldn't keep him in the green I see.

[littlegarose]

He's headed to his dentist appointment CHEWING GUM??

How gross! WTF??