D.I.Why Deyes: 10000 Pointless Questions Why - Part 18

[horatio]

He pulled a classic Alfie exaggeration on the plane back where he explained how Germany is an hour ahead of the UK so they were landing a half an hour after take off despite the flight being an hour and a half! Wow! Jet lag for the next few vlogs then. Imagine if this kid actually took a long haul flight to a country with a big time difference, his tiny mind would explode.

[Emmy25]

He pulled a classic Alfie exaggeration on the plane back where he explained how Germany is an hour ahead of the UK so they were landing a half an hour after take off despite the flight being an hour and a half! Wow! Jet lag for the next few vlogs then. Imagine if this kid actually took a long haul flight to a country with a big time difference, his tiny mind would explode.

It's like he was explaining it to a 4 year old. The concept of how Concorde worked would blow his mind. I don't think he'd actually get it.

[bubble07]

Isn't it weird to wear your own merch?

Right???!!!

[Gizmo2323]

He pulled a classic Alfie exaggeration on the plane back where he explained how Germany is an hour ahead of the UK so they were landing a half an hour after take off despite the flight being an hour and a half! Wow! Jet lag for the next few vlogs then. Imagine if this kid actually took a long haul flight to a country with a big time difference, his tiny mind would explode.

It's like he was explaining it to a 4 year old. The concept of how Concorde worked would blow his mind. I don't think he'd actually get it.

Yeahbutyeahbut his audience is 18+! So obviously he was explaining the concept of time...for...philosophy students...and such and whatnot.

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[aehn]

Shame Alfie didn´t tell his viewers about what he had just learned about Jackpoint Charlie when being in Berlin.

[newtoyou]

If the next thread doesn’t have RINGWORM in its title I’ll be very surprised!!!

Or Wormboy!

[sockmonkey]

Says he’s going to SUCH a POSH dinner

Wears an Adidas hoodie

[xoxooo]

Says he’s going to SUCH a POSH dinner

Wears an Adidas hoodie

at least he wasn't wearing his own merch this time...

[joffy]

Says he’s going to SUCH a POSH dinner

Wears an Adidas hoodie

[sarwah17]

Has he officially stopped daily vlogging? I haven't been keeping up with him recently, but I've noticed he doesn't even make excuses on twitter anymore so has he addressed it?

[Literallysocozy]

Has he officially stopped daily vlogging? I haven't been keeping up with him recently, but I've noticed he doesn't even make excuses on twitter anymore so has he addressed it?

A while ago he said he’d stop vlogging so often because he wanted to focus on bringing back his main channel


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[SoboredGGsux]

Has he officially stopped daily vlogging? I haven't been keeping up with him recently, but I've noticed he doesn't even make excuses on twitter anymore so has he addressed it?

A while ago he said he’d stop vlogging so often because he wanted to focus on bringing back his main channel


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This confuses me. Is he making a feature film or something? Why is it taking him so much time and effort to do a "trying candy" video?

[shite+++]

Has he officially stopped daily vlogging? I haven't been keeping up with him recently, but I've noticed he doesn't even make excuses on twitter anymore so has he addressed it?

A while ago he said he’d stop vlogging so often because he wanted to focus on bringing back his main channel


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This confuses me. Is he making a feature film or something? Why is it taking him so much time and effort to do a "trying candy" video?

He's just chatting shite for his laziness. He still vlogs nearly everyday he just can't be bothered to spend a few minutes editing to upload each day / his life is so boring he doesn't vlog 10 minutes worth of footage for the ad dollar

[toryvilla]

Has he officially stopped daily vlogging? I haven't been keeping up with him recently, but I've noticed he doesn't even make excuses on twitter anymore so has he addressed it?

A while ago he said he’d stop vlogging so often because he wanted to focus on bringing back his main channel


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This confuses me. Is he making a feature film or something? Why is it taking him so much time and effort to do a "trying candy" video?

He's just chatting shite for his laziness. He still vlogs nearly everyday he just can't be bothered to spend a few minutes editing to upload each day / his life is so boring he doesn't vlog 10 minutes worth of footage for the ad dollar

Exactly that and since the calendar his videos and subs have dropped off a cliff so he's posting less to save face and pretend the numbers are lower because of posting less. We know it's the other way around.

He's probably even convinced himself of the lie.

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[AmenAmen91]

VLOG: ZALFIE AND SOPPY SILENT CHALLENGE!

- 2 mins in. He has brought a new laptop for his new team member??? Da fuq

- Alfie looked slightly freaked out with Zoe and Poppy identical hair. Lol

- Trying to open a packet of crisps silently. Some quality content



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[joffy]

- Trying to open a packet of crisps silently. Some quality content

At least they shut up for 5 minutes.

[Literallysocozy]

He kept saying that gay shirt was tight so he looked like a condom... it was fitted, not tight. Alfie really thinks that if the shirt isn’t big enough to leave space for Zoe it’s not his size


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[nardy]

He might not like wearing tight clothes because zoe then gives him unwanted attention. Maybe he doesn't like being called gorgeous or sexy and finds it uncomfortable being objectified (not trying to demonize her) by her and isn't attracted to her so wears baggy stuff

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[TheDuchess]

VLOG: ZALFIE AND SOPPY SILENT CHALLENGE!

- 2 mins in. He has brought a new laptop for his new team member??? Da fuq

- Alfie looked slightly freaked out with Zoe and Poppy identical hair. Lol

- Trying to open a packet of crisps silently. Some quality content



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I actually feel sorry for Alfie as his sister and Zoe are morphing into one. Very creepy!

[mg95]

It's becoming increasingly clear he has no actual friends. In one vlog he couldn't find someone to go to dinner with him, and in Zoe's latest upload he was texting everybody to hangout for the day in London and nobody could bother, hence him attending the theatre with Zoe and Maddie and sitting alone three rows ahead. All his "friends" appear when it's time for Alfie to fund a trip or a project, or host a poker night with alcohol at his mansion. Now that he's not a part of Gleam as well his friendship with Marcus and those guys are also harder to fake