John "Pity Party at 8" Kuckian Part 12

[Guest]

Would be cheaper for him to eat out of a garbage bin, like the kuckroach he is!

Btw good name whoever came up with that.

Dumpster dive for his kuckian cosmetics and food...multitasking!!

[WCSaidSo]

Would be cheaper for him to eat out of a garbage bin, like the kuckroach he is!

Btw good name whoever came up with that.

Dumpster dive for his kuckian cosmetics and food...multitasking!!

I first read “multitasking” as “mukbang”

[Guest]

Would be cheaper for him to eat out of a garbage bin, like the kuckroach he is!

Btw good name whoever came up with that.

Dumpster dive for his kuckian cosmetics and food...multitasking!!

I first read “multitasking” as “mukbang”

Lol could you imagine if he did that! Hahahaha

[Im_peppa_send_help]

He's currently on snapchat talking about how he wants to move house, as he doesnt stay anywhere longer than 12 months.

I'm pretty sure he says in the one sentence that he was at his last place 12 months, then says he was there 6 months?

Regardless of what he says, I'm sure that was debunked when someone pointed out he'd been in the same place the whole time and was lying about that too

[nohaynada]

He's currently on snapchat talking about how he wants to move house, as he doesnt stay anywhere longer than 12 months.

I'm pretty sure he says in the one sentence that he was at his last place 12 months, then says he was there 6 months?

Regardless of what he says, I'm sure that was debunked when someone pointed out he'd been in the same place the whole time and was lying about that too

John hun, they usually ask for 1 month's rent and deposit upfront & you can't afford Spotify or Amazon Prime so how's that gonna work?

[MissPrissyPriss]

When you make shit up on the fly it’s hard to follow your own narrative. Suggestion for next thread name....John ICanContradictMyselfMultipleTimesInOneSentence Kuckian

[dalekmyballs]

When you make shit up on the fly it’s hard to follow your own narrative. Suggestion for next thread name....John ICanContradictMyselfMultipleTimesInOneSentence Kuckian

John TheLiesAreFinalktCatchingUpToMe Kuckroach lolololol


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[TwistedTransistor]

John One Shirt Ceo Kuckian

[MissPrissyPriss]

Or the obvious...John LaKuckaracha Kuckian

[kittybaby]

Would be cheaper for him to eat out of a garbage bin, like the kuckroach he is!

Btw good name whoever came up with that.

Dumpster dive for his kuckian cosmetics and food...multitasking!!

I first read “multitasking” as “mukbang”

Me too!!!!

[Guest]

He's currently on snapchat talking about how he wants to move house, as he doesnt stay anywhere longer than 12 months.

I'm pretty sure he says in the one sentence that he was at his last place 12 months, then says he was there 6 months?

Regardless of what he says, I'm sure that was debunked when someone pointed out he'd been in the same place the whole time and was lying about that too

In his mind...he probably thinks "moving" is walking from one room to another all in the same house! hahahaha

[Guest]

I was thinking of that rash incident for a thread name.

Bum Rash, Bespoke Trash...maybe with that kuckroach word added into it?

[canyounot24]

Kockroach Krustmetics Kuckian.

[Ovaryfruit]

Kuckroachian’s Bespoke Trash caused a Bum Rash (Credit would go to @Cantwatchthisanymore)


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[Guest]

Kuckroachian’s Bespoke Trash caused a Bum Rash (Credit would go to @Cantwatchthisanymore)


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Thankyou and to the person that said kuckroach

[OxfoliateMyPinkPeppa]

I bet Kuckdafuck is SEETHING about Jeffree Star's new palette and Blood Sugar range hitting the streets at around the same time his crappy liquid lipsticks finally got sent out. Don't get me wrong, I am not 100 percent sure that the palette sold out as JS would have everyone believe but I guarantee that he has made a shit tonne of money regardless. And as much as I hate to say it, his liquid lipsticks really put Kuck's to shame.

I have been waiting for John to do a long video about a huge make up insider conspiracy against him which has led to him having to give up on his cosmetics dream. He can play the brave, heroic warrior and talk about how his video on Peter Monn and his defence on behalf of innocent children has led to him being shut out of the beauty world and as a result has led to the failure of his company.

His fans would eat that shit up and soon be offering their pocket money to help him get by and if he was really lucky he could probably convince some poor idiot to lend him their spare room for a few months until he found another person to leech off for a while. I don't know, things are all too quiet from him right now so I am expecting something fairly dramatic and ott soon!

[Guest]

So his dirty money just disappeared?

[TwistedTransistor]

So his dirty money just disappeared?

He discontinued it because he didn't knew that THAT OTHER BRAND had this shade name. Btw, JK's lipstick was wearable and had olive undertones unlike THAT OTHER BRAND!!!!!1111

[Guest]

So his dirty money just disappeared?

He discontinued it because he didn't knew that THAT OTHER BRAND had this shade name. Btw, JK's lipstick was wearable and had olive undertones unlike THAT OTHER BRAND!!!!!1111

Oh he discontinued it, thought it was magically "out of stock". Lol

Anyone notice he has lashes on his website, not available yet but guess that's his next launch. Maybe...

[wild4thenight]

Kuckroachian’s Bespoke Trash caused a Bum Rash (Credit would go to @Cantwatchthisanymore)


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Thankyou and to the person that said kuckroach

i'm dead.