Prat in a Hat - Lydia Elise Millen-Gordon #12

[Sausageparty]

We really need a new thread -
Anyone have any good suggestions?

I’m seriously rubbish at this sort of thing but something with the ostrich lamp and harrods tea and her wig


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[Sausageparty]

Post name suggestion;
Lady Lidl of the mansion; former homeless, drug dealing ho' turned #spon luxe girl boss

Perhaps that's a bit harsh?

Love this

[sausage-designer]

Post name suggestion;
Lady Lidl of the mansion; former homeless, drug dealing ho' turned #spon luxe girl boss

Perhaps that's a bit harsh?

Love this

Yea, lady is a bit harsh name to call Lidl

[Browneyedgirl18]

Laughing Gas Lidl turns Lumi into luxe furniture for her new mansion to save costs

[Cookieblog]

Laughing Gas Lidl turns Lumi into luxe furniture for her new mansion to save costs

Good one!

Just a thought ... maybe she could sell lumi to the taxidermist at "any-hoe park" in exchange for the ostrich lamp she can't afford.

[sausage-designer]

I thought representing both Manolo Blahnik and Jimmy Choo is a clash of interest?

[Hereforthrshade101]

Laughing Gas Lidl turns Lumi into luxe furniture for her new mansion to save costs

Dead..




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[Hereforthrshade101]

I thought representing both Manolo Blahnik and Jimmy Choo is a clash of interest?

Where's Manolo in this pic?!


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[Naughty sausage]

She looks like 55 years old botox saturated real housewife lizard in that photo. Just no, hun.

[sausage-designer]

I thought representing both Manolo Blahnik and Jimmy Choo is a clash of interest?

Where's Manolo in this pic?!


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Her wedding shoes were Manolos?! The previous sponsorships haven’t cooled down in my head yet, so I’m just nagging I guess

[EleanorA]

I just saw on Instagram that Armani Beauty is having an event in London. I spotted Marianna Hewitt and Sincerely Jules in the pictures among others I didn't recognize. I guess Lidl was not invited.

[mememem]

seriously, the images from her strip club days plus how proud she was about it - she not only was boasting how much money she made and how drunk she got but was also commenting and giggling of her own photos dressed like a stripper. I believe in girl power and I think pole dancing is amazing but I hate hypocrisy.


Anyone remembers how she was watching Love Island andsaid 'oh my parents would disown me for acting like they do ' - girl you worked inastrip club4 years in a row!

[Happywifehappylife]

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I thought representing both Manolo Blahnik and Jimmy Choo is a clash of interest?

Why does she insist on looking so orange. Italians are not orange hun hun. Your not fooling anyone with that fence paint on. You might want to hide your scalp next time.

[PixelGirl]

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I thought representing both Manolo Blahnik and Jimmy Choo is a clash of interest?

Her eyes in this photo, make her look like a shop dummy

[Sausageparty]

I just choked on my laugh

[Sausageparty]

Laughing Gas Lidl turns Lumi into luxe furniture for her new mansion to save costs

Good one!

Laughing Gas Lidl turns Lumi into luxe furniture for her new mansion to save costs

Good one!

Just a thought ... maybe she could sell lumi to the taxidermist at "any-hoe park" in exchange for the ostrich lamp she can't afford.

Just a thought ... maybe she could sell lumi to the taxidermist at "any-hoe park" in exchange for the ostrich lamp she can't afford.

I just choked on my own laugh

[Sausageparty]

I thought representing both Manolo Blahnik and Jimmy Choo is a clash of interest?

Where's Manolo in this pic?!


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She’s taking after her plastic fantastic wax work museum ken doll husband

[Happywifehappylife]

I thought representing both Manolo Blahnik and Jimmy Choo is a clash of interest?

Why is there a brown streak under her cheek bone. If that's her contour she didn't blend very well. It looks like her contour, blush and highlighter are just 3 stripes and she has that 90s lipliner thing going on.

[Sausageparty]

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I thought representing both Manolo Blahnik and Jimmy Choo is a clash of interest?

Where's Manolo in this pic?!


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Her wedding shoes were Manolos?! The previous sponsorships haven’t cooled down in my head yet, so I’m just nagging I guess

Omg she actually looks like Aldi except more orange! She’s got that vacant wax expression on her face mouth open slightly. He must be giving her tips on posing like a kn*b

[Sausageparty]

She’s disgusting isn’t she. She’ll have that byterry crap underneath all that contour