Oh my god she looks terrifying. Those pictures look like the last thing you'd see before she maniacally stabbed you to death with one of her crappy cookie cutters.
HOW smug was that post?! As people have mentioned she wasn't even offline, she's talking like she went off camping in the woods for 3 months with no electricity or Wi-Fi and found herself, not just sat on her ass and liked stuff without posting anything personally, binge watching Netflix and eating takeout... who the hell does she think she is. It's actually hilarious that she thinks shes learned so much from that! Girl needs to get a life
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Asos was a blatant ad. She did an Asos haul section in a vlog just 2 days before Christmas. Zoe does not allow Alfie to shop himself before Christmas so same rule must apply to her, unless of course it is for another sneaky ad. So really nothing changed with Zoe.Whitesand wrote: what’s the betting the stuff she listed is an ad
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Basically Zoe‘s internet detox consisted of doing exactly what she does all year with less hair-washing.
I stopped taking it seriously once she mentioned “work mode.”
I stopped taking it seriously once she mentioned “work mode.”
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I wonder who she’s getting rid of from her life.
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ATOZella - 280390 days into 2018 and she still crooked
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Louise, for sure.LaurieLaurie wrote:I wonder who she’s getting rid of from her life.
Although I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if she just said to see how many ass kissing texts she can get from the old group.
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I honestly feel like she’s just being dramatic. She has 3 friends and a boyfriend. That’s it. Other people have decided they’re over her shit and don’t kiss the ground she walks on, so she’s going to “get rid of” them when they’ve already done the same to her.LaurieLaurie wrote:I wonder who she’s getting rid of from her life.
Aside from reading, she did all the same things she always does except without a camera pointed at her face.
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I wish she’d promote looking after your body and lifestyle as much as she does her mind. If you’re dirty and sit and slob all day you aren’t going to have a great mindset are you. I honestly hate how she assumes and makes out people will become free from anxiety and mental health if they don’t shower, sit in pjs all day, watch tv non stop, wish for Christmas the day after Christmas and everyday after that until Christmas, never leave the house, live on takeaways all day, everyday. Speak with a therapist, preferably via Skype, rely on everyone to make you feel good, do anything possible to get a compliment from someone, exploit kids, hoard everything and clutter your life and mind, be greedy and own everything and more. Etc.
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LaurieLaurie wrote:I wonder who she’s getting rid of from her life.
Hopefully some staff, then they can expose the behind the scenes of working for zalfie
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She mentioned more than once that people spend too much time focusing on eating right and fitness and general physical well-being and forget their mental health. She seriously fails to see how eating right and exercising can do wonders for your mental health.sandsgoldd wrote:I wish she’d promote looking after your body and lifestyle as much as she does her mind. If you’re dirty and sit and slob all day you aren’t going to have a great mindset are you. I honestly hate how she assumes and makes out people will become free from anxiety and mental health if they don’t shower, sit in pjs all day, watch tv non stop, wish for Christmas the day after Christmas and everyday after that until Christmas, never leave the house, live on takeaways all day, everyday. Speak with a therapist, preferably via Skype, rely on everyone to make you feel good, do anything possible to get a compliment from someone, exploit kids, hoard everything and clutter your life and mind, be greedy and own everything and more. Etc.
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Alfie says the same crap every now and then too. It really bugs me because most of us probably know first hand how important it is to lead a healthy lifestyle. Goddamn I would love to be a fly on the wall during one of her therapy Skype sessions and hear what that therapist tells her.We look after our skin, our hair, we go to the gym, the dentist, we focus on eating the right foods but how often do we spend time looking after the one thing that requires us to fully function in the way we do? I’ve learnt so much about my mind and the way it works in the last two years and it’s truly fascinating and makes such a huge difference.
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rai1234 wrote:She mentioned more than once that people spend too much time focusing on eating right and fitness and general physical well-being and forget their mental health. She seriously fails to see how eating right and exercising can do wonders for your mental health.sandsgoldd wrote:I wish she’d promote looking after your body and lifestyle as much as she does her mind. If you’re dirty and sit and slob all day you aren’t going to have a great mindset are you. I honestly hate how she assumes and makes out people will become free from anxiety and mental health if they don’t shower, sit in pjs all day, watch tv non stop, wish for Christmas the day after Christmas and everyday after that until Christmas, never leave the house, live on takeaways all day, everyday. Speak with a therapist, preferably via Skype, rely on everyone to make you feel good, do anything possible to get a compliment from someone, exploit kids, hoard everything and clutter your life and mind, be greedy and own everything and more. Etc.
https://www.zoella.co.uk/2016/10/anxiet ... pdate.html
This is from her blog:Alfie says the same crap every now and then too. It really bugs me because most of us probably know first hand how important it is to lead a healthy lifestyle. Goddamn I would love to be a fly on the wall during one of her therapy Skype sessions and hear what that therapist tells her.We look after our skin, our hair, we go to the gym, the dentist, we focus on eating the right foods but how often do we spend time looking after the one thing that requires us to fully function in the way we do? I’ve learnt so much about my mind and the way it works in the last two years and it’s truly fascinating and makes such a huge difference.
"Don't exercise, sit on the couch and think about your MIND .. mind... mind.. mind"
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How did she age even more in like 3 weeks?
Obv crappy lifestyle but damnnn she nearing elderly status
Obv crappy lifestyle but damnnn she nearing elderly status
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Either we need to. highlight her fucking smugness or trampy behaviour in the next THREADclover123 wrote:Oh my god she looks terrifying. Those pictures look like the last thing you'd see before she maniacally stabbed you to death with one of her crappy cookie cutters.
HOW smug was that post?! As people have mentioned she wasn't even offline, she's talking like she went off camping in the woods for 3 months with no electricity or Wi-Fi and found herself, not just sat on her ass and liked stuff without posting anything personally, binge watching Netflix and eating takeout... who the hell does she think she is. It's actually hilarious that she thinks shes learned so much from that! Girl needs to get a life
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Definitely. She wanted the person to see the post.Whitesand wrote:Louise, for sure.LaurieLaurie wrote:I wonder who she’s getting rid of from her life.
Although I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if she just said to see how many ass kissing texts she can get from the old group.
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If something happened between her and Louise I wonder whose fault it is. Zoe changes BFFs like she changes shoes but Louise has been pretty insufferable recently. I'd be curious as to who dropped who.
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Exactly! You make such a good point. One of the very first steps they teach you in self-care is personal hygiene and not neglecting your grooming. I hope her therapist has mentioned it.sandsgoldd wrote:I wish she’d promote looking after your body and lifestyle as much as she does her mind. If you’re dirty and sit and slob all day you aren’t going to have a great mindset are you. I honestly hate how she assumes and makes out people will become free from anxiety and mental health if they don’t shower, sit in pjs all day, watch tv non stop, wish for Christmas the day after Christmas and everyday after that until Christmas, never leave the house, live on takeaways all day, everyday. Speak with a therapist, preferably via Skype, rely on everyone to make you feel good, do anything possible to get a compliment from someone, exploit kids, hoard everything and clutter your life and mind, be greedy and own everything and more. Etc.
It's not slapping on a face of makeup everyday. Just a nice shower, brushing your teeth, and putting on clean clothes can improve an entire day right from the start.
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She said she’s been getting over the flu, she got the flu 2 days before Xmas day, it doesn’t last 3 weeks. She looks like she’s lost even more weight, her skin looks so baggy and lose on her face, she looks like a mad old witch in her insta.
My guess is she’s been really depressed and that’s why alfie hasn’t vlogged at all, you lose your appetite when depressed and she's lost weight by the look of her photos, she should have put some weight on over Xmas. I think she may have become really unhinged over the holidays and that’s the reason for the media blackout, also why would she also be talking about mental health after Xmas, which is supposed to be her favourite time, hmmm somethings not quite right, I definitely smell bullshit on this one. I wonder how long it will be before she ends up in The Priory probably when they split up
My guess is she’s been really depressed and that’s why alfie hasn’t vlogged at all, you lose your appetite when depressed and she's lost weight by the look of her photos, she should have put some weight on over Xmas. I think she may have become really unhinged over the holidays and that’s the reason for the media blackout, also why would she also be talking about mental health after Xmas, which is supposed to be her favourite time, hmmm somethings not quite right, I definitely smell bullshit on this one. I wonder how long it will be before she ends up in The Priory probably when they split up
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I usually don't see the 'lost weight'/'too skinny' comments for Zoe but she looked downright scary in some of those pics. Her skin was stretching uncomfortably around her eyes in this really bad way... she did not look healthy at all despite her attempt to pull the 'fun and quirky!' poses. The part about her not showering and staying in her pyjamas was weird too. People do that on Christmas Day and maybe Boxing Day but not for a full 3 weeks.Kit168 wrote:She said she’s been getting over the flu, she got the flu 2 days before Xmas day, it doesn’t last 3 weeks. She looks like she’s lost even more weight, her skin looks so baggy and lose on her face, she looks like a mad old witch in her insta.
Her going on and on about her "break" as though she's usually always on the go, out of the house, in the office, on her feet all day, etc..... and now this was her chance to watch movies and eat lots of Wagamamas was so awkward. Surely even her fans must know that this is what she does any other day? That's like her whole brand!
I also remember last year's "new years" stuff and she was really motivated and excited to get to her resolutions and be organized and start fresh... but this year she blatantly said she doesn't have much motivation to get back to work, etc. I agree that she seems off.
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Fuck sake Zoe. She can't even return from her break and say happy new year without being sanctimonious and passive aggressive.
How lovely to publicly declare she's cutting certain people from her life because she doesn't "want" them any more. She just doesn't care does she?!
Unpopular opinion maybe, but I think she should rekindle her friendship with Gabby. They really were two peas in a pod, two silly, bitchy girls who love thinking they're better than everyone else and who make no secret of how much their fans piss them off. They were perfect together. Regina and Gretchen.
How lovely to publicly declare she's cutting certain people from her life because she doesn't "want" them any more. She just doesn't care does she?!
Unpopular opinion maybe, but I think she should rekindle her friendship with Gabby. They really were two peas in a pod, two silly, bitchy girls who love thinking they're better than everyone else and who make no secret of how much their fans piss them off. They were perfect together. Regina and Gretchen.
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I was so confused when I saw "internet break" and "watched hbo" in the same sentence.