John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6

[TwistedTransistor]

Oh and btw do you remember his ridiculous merch? That lolipop thing, way before cosmetics?

[qrussia]

Hey girls long time lurker bla bla bla

Have you seen Jackie’s new video!!


She used three colours from milani that looks exactly like Crookian’s “crushed pigments” and she used a silicone applicator they provided (which works heaps better that Crookian’s toy makeup brush) Am I reading too into it? I honestly feel like she’s almost shading his “cosmetic line”. Like you get better quality eyeshadow from Milani, a drugstore brand, compared to his crap bespoke line. Sorry if posted twice, I don’t know how to use tapatalk


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[diomia]

In Re: The 2018 Launch, I have some suggestions:

-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna

Anyone have any to add?

[sweetbabyjesus]

In Re: The 2018 Launch, I have some suggestions:

-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna

Anyone have any to add?

Lip scrub to oxfoliate the masses

[dalekmyballs]

In Re: The 2018 Launch, I have some suggestions:

-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna

Anyone have any to add?

Lip scrub to oxfoliate the masses

He’ll probably incorporate a silver holo moon and star combo as well...oh wait...


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[Me_me666]

In Re: The 2018 Launch, I have some suggestions:

-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna

Anyone have any to add?

Lip scrub to oxfoliate the masses

Palette which is a dupe of his beloved power of make up dupe

[beahunny]

In Re: The 2018 Launch, I have some suggestions:

-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna

Anyone have any to add?

The BioMed Scientist Blush Palette
- "Astrology" pink
- "Cardiology" berry
- "Intro to Roman Aqueducts" coral
- "Civil Planning and Engineering" plum
- "Nobody Still Wears Blush, Right?" golden peach
- "Any Twat Can Sell Cosmetics As Long As He Calls Himself a Scientist" green

[honestnumbers]

Remember when he tried to pull that "phoney brushes" shit and all his fans were like "relaxxxxx hes JOKINGGGG roflmao" and here we are a few months later with: a broken website
PR aliexpress purple and orange eyeshadow reviews
Jeffree star chubes


Also, i used to think jk was an anomaly, a psycho that cant succeed with his lies and antics, but now i see him comparing his crap to fenty and realizing, holy shit, kylie frickin jenner pulled the same crap with her brushes and compared them to kevyn aucoin. So he may be a POS but hes not that anomalous after all........... hes just copying more affluent scammers.

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[yadayadayeah]

In Re: The 2018 Launch, I have some suggestions:

-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna

Anyone have any to add?

The BioMed Scientist Blush Palette
- "Astrology" pink
- "Cardiology" berry
- "Intro to Roman Aqueducts" coral
- "Civil Planning and Engineering" plum
- "Nobody Still Wears Blush, Right?" golden peach
- "Any Twat Can Sell Cosmetics As Long As He Calls Himself a Scientist" green

International Konsmetics Beginners Palette
-"Kitchen Grease" yellow
-"Fancy Shirt" grey
-"International Lawsuit" red
-"bEsPoKe cHuuuUbe" green
-"I Thought China was Italy" brown
-"No Refund" beige

[sweetbabyjesus]

Remember when he tried to pull that "phoney brushes" shit and all his fans were like "relaxxxxx hes JOKINGGGG roflmao" and here we are a few months later with: a broken website
PR aliexpress purple and orange eyeshadow reviews
Jeffree star chubes


Also, i used to think jk was an anomaly, a psycho that cant succeed with his lies and antics, but now i see him comparing his crap to fenty and realizing, holy shit, kylie frickin jenner pulled the same crap with her brushes and compared them to kevyn aucoin. So he may be a POS but hes not that anomalous after all........... hes just copying more affluent scammers.

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I think the gag is at least Kylie wears make-up

[RedHeadLady]

I've just been thinking about that really bad quality lip video that he posted. The one with no name attached to it yet.
Do you think that's one of the packs from the launch video that he used?

As in he only has a one of each to hand now and is just playing pass the germ ridden parcel with them?

I can't see why, if he has stacks of them sitting about, no one else has received theirs yet.
Well I can, laziness but I don't think he would given how much negative backlash he is recieving over the whole thing.

Also for his make up range
A lip scrub and moisturising balm duo called 'oxfoliant'

[Moccachocolatti]

For the lipsticks:
“Yellow Snow”
“Dia Rhea”
“PottyMouth”

Eyeshadows
“Pinky Eye”
“Bruised and Blue”
“ Tarred Lungs”

[Friscofemme]

In Re: The 2018 Launch, I have some suggestions:

-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna

Anyone have any to add?

The BioMed Scientist Blush Palette
- "Astrology" pink
- "Cardiology" berry
- "Intro to Roman Aqueducts" coral
- "Civil Planning and Engineering" plum
- "Nobody Still Wears Blush, Right?" golden peach
- "Any Twat Can Sell Cosmetics As Long As He Calls Himself a Scientist" green

International Konsmetics Beginners Palette
-"Kitchen Grease" yellow
-"Fancy Shirt" grey
-"International Lawsuit" red
-"bEsPoKe cHuuuUbe" green
-"I Thought China was Italy" brown
-"No Refund" beige

We can't forget champagne and laxatives!
Dual pan highlighter and bronzer!

[Moccachocolatti]

[video][/video]
Is this true? Banned colors?

[tanamojojojo]

https://imgur.com/a/lnRS9

Album of John talking about a “stalker” he had named “Job Winston.”

“im really an introverted person and when all this began happening last year i just kept quiet and wanted to keep the tittyfam happy and not burden them with it, I honestly wish i had just spoken about all this stuff as and when it happened”

He talks about the “tittyfam” like they’re a bunch of sensitive dogs that get stressed when their owner leaves or something

[yadayadayeah]

https://imgur.com/a/lnRS9

Album of John talking about a “stalker” he had named “Job Winston.”

“im really an introverted person and when all this began happening last year i just kept quiet and wanted to keep the tittyfam happy and not burden them with it, I honestly wish i had just spoken about all this stuff as and when it happened”

He talks about the “tittyfam” like they’re a bunch of sensitive dogs that get stressed when their owner leaves or something

My fav



Look at tea shit thinking he is talking about her.......... BAHAHAHAHA



You are nothing, sweetie. ISTG, I will never post a thing about JK again if he does a video on this hoe.



LMFAO. I knew the warthog wouldn't do shit but you did. I am now #tittyfam

[marni]

So he's just posted a man's face on twitter who he's claiming stalked him and sent him sexually explicit photos.

If that's happened, that's absolutely awful and I feel for John. However, this is NOT the way to go about it. He says he's put in a police report but now he's gone and plastered his face on the internet as well. I've saved the whole twitter thread because I know he'll be deleting it but.... eek.

[Kira_95]

So he's just posted a man's face on twitter who he's claiming stalked him and sent him sexually explicit photos.

If that's happened, that's absolutely awful and I feel for John. However, this is NOT the way to go about it. He says he's put in a police report but now he's gone and plastered his face on the internet as well. I've saved the whole twitter thread because I know he'll be deleting it but.... eek.

I agree, no one should face that, but for him to experience that and then accuse another YT'er of being a paedophile? Absolutely disgusting.

[sweetbabyjesus]

So he's just posted a man's face on twitter who he's claiming stalked him and sent him sexually explicit photos.

If that's happened, that's absolutely awful and I feel for John. However, this is NOT the way to go about it. He says he's put in a police report but now he's gone and plastered his face on the internet as well. I've saved the whole twitter thread because I know he'll be deleting it but.... eek.

What’s the history on Jon Wilson? I remember him being a tiny drama channel with some awkward camera chemistry but little beyond that

[Kira_95]

So he's just posted a man's face on twitter who he's claiming stalked him and sent him sexually explicit photos.

If that's happened, that's absolutely awful and I feel for John. However, this is NOT the way to go about it. He says he's put in a police report but now he's gone and plastered his face on the internet as well. I've saved the whole twitter thread because I know he'll be deleting it but.... eek.

What’s the history on Jon Wilson? I remember him being a tiny drama channel with some awkward camera chemistry but little beyond that

I've just seen the tweet and it is John Wilson, I think there is some history on FB of him doxxing people, I'm not too sure, but on the stalking front last I heard was that JK had actually contacted Wilson's work trying to get him fired. Didn't think it was the other way around.