John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
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Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
Oh and btw do you remember his ridiculous merch? That lolipop thing, way before cosmetics?
Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
Hey girls long time lurker bla bla bla
Have you seen Jackie’s new video!!
She used three colours from milani that looks exactly like Crookian’s “crushed pigments” and she used a silicone applicator they provided (which works heaps better that Crookian’s toy makeup brush) Am I reading too into it? I honestly feel like she’s almost shading his “cosmetic line”. Like you get better quality eyeshadow from Milani, a drugstore brand, compared to his crap bespoke line. Sorry if posted twice, I don’t know how to use tapatalk
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Have you seen Jackie’s new video!!
She used three colours from milani that looks exactly like Crookian’s “crushed pigments” and she used a silicone applicator they provided (which works heaps better that Crookian’s toy makeup brush) Am I reading too into it? I honestly feel like she’s almost shading his “cosmetic line”. Like you get better quality eyeshadow from Milani, a drugstore brand, compared to his crap bespoke line. Sorry if posted twice, I don’t know how to use tapatalk
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Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
In Re: The 2018 Launch, I have some suggestions:
-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna
Anyone have any to add?
-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna
Anyone have any to add?
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Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
Lip scrub to oxfoliate the massesdiomia wrote:In Re: The 2018 Launch, I have some suggestions:
-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna
Anyone have any to add?
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He’ll probably incorporate a silver holo moon and star combo as well...oh wait...sweetbabyjesus wrote:Lip scrub to oxfoliate the massesdiomia wrote:In Re: The 2018 Launch, I have some suggestions:
-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna
Anyone have any to add?
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Palette which is a dupe of his beloved power of make up dupesweetbabyjesus wrote:Lip scrub to oxfoliate the massesdiomia wrote:In Re: The 2018 Launch, I have some suggestions:
-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna
Anyone have any to add?
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The BioMed Scientist Blush Palettediomia wrote:In Re: The 2018 Launch, I have some suggestions:
-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna
Anyone have any to add?
- "Astrology" pink
- "Cardiology" berry
- "Intro to Roman Aqueducts" coral
- "Civil Planning and Engineering" plum
- "Nobody Still Wears Blush, Right?" golden peach
- "Any Twat Can Sell Cosmetics As Long As He Calls Himself a Scientist" green
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Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
Remember when he tried to pull that "phoney brushes" shit and all his fans were like "relaxxxxx hes JOKINGGGG roflmao" and here we are a few months later with: a broken website
PR aliexpress purple and orange eyeshadow reviews
Jeffree star chubes
Also, i used to think jk was an anomaly, a psycho that cant succeed with his lies and antics, but now i see him comparing his crap to fenty and realizing, holy shit, kylie frickin jenner pulled the same crap with her brushes and compared them to kevyn aucoin. So he may be a POS but hes not that anomalous after all........... hes just copying more affluent scammers.
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PR aliexpress purple and orange eyeshadow reviews
Jeffree star chubes
Also, i used to think jk was an anomaly, a psycho that cant succeed with his lies and antics, but now i see him comparing his crap to fenty and realizing, holy shit, kylie frickin jenner pulled the same crap with her brushes and compared them to kevyn aucoin. So he may be a POS but hes not that anomalous after all........... hes just copying more affluent scammers.
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International Konsmetics Beginners Palettebeahunny wrote:The BioMed Scientist Blush Palettediomia wrote:In Re: The 2018 Launch, I have some suggestions:
-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna
Anyone have any to add?
- "Astrology" pink
- "Cardiology" berry
- "Intro to Roman Aqueducts" coral
- "Civil Planning and Engineering" plum
- "Nobody Still Wears Blush, Right?" golden peach
- "Any Twat Can Sell Cosmetics As Long As He Calls Himself a Scientist" green
-"Kitchen Grease" yellow
-"Fancy Shirt" grey
-"International Lawsuit" red
-"bEsPoKe cHuuuUbe" green
-"I Thought China was Italy" brown
-"No Refund" beige
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I think the gag is at least Kylie wears make-uphonestnumbers wrote:Remember when he tried to pull that "phoney brushes" shit and all his fans were like "relaxxxxx hes JOKINGGGG roflmao" and here we are a few months later with: a broken website
PR aliexpress purple and orange eyeshadow reviews
Jeffree star chubes
Also, i used to think jk was an anomaly, a psycho that cant succeed with his lies and antics, but now i see him comparing his crap to fenty and realizing, holy shit, kylie frickin jenner pulled the same crap with her brushes and compared them to kevyn aucoin. So he may be a POS but hes not that anomalous after all........... hes just copying more affluent scammers.
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Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
I've just been thinking about that really bad quality lip video that he posted. The one with no name attached to it yet.
Do you think that's one of the packs from the launch video that he used?
As in he only has a one of each to hand now and is just playing pass the germ ridden parcel with them?
I can't see why, if he has stacks of them sitting about, no one else has received theirs yet.
Well I can, laziness but I don't think he would given how much negative backlash he is recieving over the whole thing.
Also for his make up range
A lip scrub and moisturising balm duo called 'oxfoliant'
Do you think that's one of the packs from the launch video that he used?
As in he only has a one of each to hand now and is just playing pass the germ ridden parcel with them?
I can't see why, if he has stacks of them sitting about, no one else has received theirs yet.
Well I can, laziness but I don't think he would given how much negative backlash he is recieving over the whole thing.
Also for his make up range
A lip scrub and moisturising balm duo called 'oxfoliant'
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For the lipsticks:
“Yellow Snow”
“Dia Rhea”
“PottyMouth”
Eyeshadows
“Pinky Eye”
“Bruised and Blue”
“ Tarred Lungs”
“Yellow Snow”
“Dia Rhea”
“PottyMouth”
Eyeshadows
“Pinky Eye”
“Bruised and Blue”
“ Tarred Lungs”
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Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
yadayadayeah wrote:International Konsmetics Beginners Palettebeahunny wrote:The BioMed Scientist Blush Palettediomia wrote:In Re: The 2018 Launch, I have some suggestions:
-Lip colors called Deceased, Daddy, and Gemini
-Miniature versions of the lip colors you already have, so that the big versions can remain safe in their special artefact foam case
- A wide range of nude lip colors that are all pretty much the same shade
- Extra large highlighter pans, one of which should be called Ice Cold
- An eye shadow palette called "Spilled Tea" it can include shades like: con, scam, sketchy, and fraud
- The release of a super speshul limited edition gold highlighter called Better than Rihanna
Anyone have any to add?
- "Astrology" pink
- "Cardiology" berry
- "Intro to Roman Aqueducts" coral
- "Civil Planning and Engineering" plum
- "Nobody Still Wears Blush, Right?" golden peach
- "Any Twat Can Sell Cosmetics As Long As He Calls Himself a Scientist" green
-"Kitchen Grease" yellow
-"Fancy Shirt" grey
-"International Lawsuit" red
-"bEsPoKe cHuuuUbe" green
-"I Thought China was Italy" brown
-"No Refund" beige
We can't forget champagne and laxatives!
Dual pan highlighter and bronzer!
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Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
https://imgur.com/a/lnRS9
Album of John talking about a “stalker” he had named “Job Winston.”
“im really an introverted person and when all this began happening last year i just kept quiet and wanted to keep the tittyfam happy and not burden them with it, I honestly wish i had just spoken about all this stuff as and when it happened”
He talks about the “tittyfam” like they’re a bunch of sensitive dogs that get stressed when their owner leaves or something
Album of John talking about a “stalker” he had named “Job Winston.”
“im really an introverted person and when all this began happening last year i just kept quiet and wanted to keep the tittyfam happy and not burden them with it, I honestly wish i had just spoken about all this stuff as and when it happened”
He talks about the “tittyfam” like they’re a bunch of sensitive dogs that get stressed when their owner leaves or something
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My favtanamojojojo wrote:https://imgur.com/a/lnRS9
Album of John talking about a “stalker” he had named “Job Winston.”
“im really an introverted person and when all this began happening last year i just kept quiet and wanted to keep the tittyfam happy and not burden them with it, I honestly wish i had just spoken about all this stuff as and when it happened”
He talks about the “tittyfam” like they’re a bunch of sensitive dogs that get stressed when their owner leaves or something
Look at tea shit thinking he is talking about her.......... BAHAHAHAHA
You are nothing, sweetie. ISTG, I will never post a thing about JK again if he does a video on this hoe.
LMFAO. I knew the warthog wouldn't do shit but you did. I am now #tittyfam
Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
So he's just posted a man's face on twitter who he's claiming stalked him and sent him sexually explicit photos.
If that's happened, that's absolutely awful and I feel for John. However, this is NOT the way to go about it. He says he's put in a police report but now he's gone and plastered his face on the internet as well. I've saved the whole twitter thread because I know he'll be deleting it but.... eek.
If that's happened, that's absolutely awful and I feel for John. However, this is NOT the way to go about it. He says he's put in a police report but now he's gone and plastered his face on the internet as well. I've saved the whole twitter thread because I know he'll be deleting it but.... eek.
Re: John "Can't Even Oxfoliate" Crookian - Part 6
I agree, no one should face that, but for him to experience that and then accuse another YT'er of being a paedophile? Absolutely disgusting.marni wrote:So he's just posted a man's face on twitter who he's claiming stalked him and sent him sexually explicit photos.
If that's happened, that's absolutely awful and I feel for John. However, this is NOT the way to go about it. He says he's put in a police report but now he's gone and plastered his face on the internet as well. I've saved the whole twitter thread because I know he'll be deleting it but.... eek.
Jeremy: "As I sank into the ooze, my colleagues became increasingly concerned."
Richard: "His plums are in the Amazon, look!"
Richard: "His plums are in the Amazon, look!"
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What’s the history on Jon Wilson? I remember him being a tiny drama channel with some awkward camera chemistry but little beyond thatmarni wrote:So he's just posted a man's face on twitter who he's claiming stalked him and sent him sexually explicit photos.
If that's happened, that's absolutely awful and I feel for John. However, this is NOT the way to go about it. He says he's put in a police report but now he's gone and plastered his face on the internet as well. I've saved the whole twitter thread because I know he'll be deleting it but.... eek.
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I've just seen the tweet and it is John Wilson, I think there is some history on FB of him doxxing people, I'm not too sure, but on the stalking front last I heard was that JK had actually contacted Wilson's work trying to get him fired. Didn't think it was the other way around.sweetbabyjesus wrote:What’s the history on Jon Wilson? I remember him being a tiny drama channel with some awkward camera chemistry but little beyond thatmarni wrote:So he's just posted a man's face on twitter who he's claiming stalked him and sent him sexually explicit photos.
If that's happened, that's absolutely awful and I feel for John. However, this is NOT the way to go about it. He says he's put in a police report but now he's gone and plastered his face on the internet as well. I've saved the whole twitter thread because I know he'll be deleting it but.... eek.
Jeremy: "As I sank into the ooze, my colleagues became increasingly concerned."
Richard: "His plums are in the Amazon, look!"
Richard: "His plums are in the Amazon, look!"