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Awesome observation! Confirms that Zoe wants her minions to believe that she eats a lot and never gains weight. she wants them to think she's slim with a perfect christmas life and money,that's all what her brand is based on.
The First Noëlla - 280390 Day$ of Chri$tmas - Part 60
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I’ve said it before and I’ll keep repeating it. I really don’t think the advent calendar situation was as traumatizing for her as people think it was. Usually I see people mention it in relation to Alfie abandoning her. But if she had really been impacted by the situation she would edit that sort of shit out.gleam_moochers wrote:She has absolutely no tact whatsoever.cm_ wrote:watching her new vlog and right at the end when she gives Alfie one of those GPS key locators and he jokingly (or 100% seriously) he said he'd glue it to his pop socket, to which Zoe replies with "make your own GPS pop socket" and when told it would cost £50 she states I'd do that which considering she was adamant that she never picked the price for the advent calander i personally WOULD avoid saying anything like "aw I'd make a £50 pop socket"
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I know Zoe is 27, It was a rhetorical question. I just couldn't believe what I saw.Cozycoupe wrote:They do look annoying. They're 27/28 (my age). Id balk at any of my peers filming each other dancing like twats in their pyjamas in a shop.
I think that's all this group of youtubers can do these days. Eat takeaways. Do stupid dances. Film their boring pets doing sod all. Try too hard to be funny and pretend to laugh at each other.
I am 23 and I find it childish... I mean, maybe people can do whatever they want but... arghh she doesn't act her age. I can't imagine her with a bump or taking care of a child. I can't even imagine her married.
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I agree. She didn't give a sh.t. And I think she knows her minions will always believe in her and will defend her no matter what. I hope one they they'll grow up.Jasmine S wrote:gleam_moochers wrote:She has absolutely no tact whatsoever.cm_ wrote:watching her new vlog and right at the end when she gives Alfie one of those GPS key locators and he jokingly (or 100% seriously) he said he'd glue it to his pop socket, to which Zoe replies with "make your own GPS pop socket" and when told it would cost £50 she states I'd do that which considering she was adamant that she never picked the price for the advent calander i personally WOULD avoid saying anything like "aw I'd make a £50 pop socket"
I’ve said it before and I’ll keep repeating it. I really don’t think the advent calendar situation was as traumatizing for her as people think it was. Usually I see people mention it in relation to Alfie abandoning her. But if she had really been impacted by the situation she would edit that sort of shit out.
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I like the Homella title
Pickella - 280390 tonnes of food left uneaten
And of course she’d charge 50pound for a gps popsocket. She’s basically shoving it in our faces how little she cared about the calendar scam
Pickella - 280390 tonnes of food left uneaten
And of course she’d charge 50pound for a gps popsocket. She’s basically shoving it in our faces how little she cared about the calendar scam
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Treella - 280390 days not leaving home
Desperatella - 280390 hints at Alfie
Pajamella -280390 ways to act like a toddler
Egoella - 280390 reasons why it's all about her
Desperatella - 280390 hints at Alfie
Pajamella -280390 ways to act like a toddler
Egoella - 280390 reasons why it's all about her
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She must be the only person in the UK/Europe/anywhere that wants snow so desperately.
I know it's lovely to look at when you have nothing to do, but use mere mortals who have to face cancelled flights and trains or navigate icy roads generally don't want it to stick around. Out of everything, that's honestly the most unrelatable I've ever found her...maybe having to walk home because I couldn't cycle and trams were cancelled is making me a grinch
I know it's lovely to look at when you have nothing to do, but use mere mortals who have to face cancelled flights and trains or navigate icy roads generally don't want it to stick around. Out of everything, that's honestly the most unrelatable I've ever found her...maybe having to walk home because I couldn't cycle and trams were cancelled is making me a grinch
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Grinchella - 230890 ways to steal Losella fans money for Christmas
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Personally being from a part of the uk where it gets extremely cold but almost never snows (and never lies) I spend all of December lowkey hoping it will snow and a white Christmas is something that people talk about. What I don't understand is, in most of the UK it doesn't snow reliably enough to where there's really snow on the ground. If she loves it THAT much I don't see why she doesn't go to say, Aspen or Switzerland for a lodge holiday. Staying inside with hot chocolate and a roaring fire is TOTALLY her thing and it would be great vlog content. I bet Alfie would be super into skiing or snowboarding, he seems the type. I'd love to do that (though obviously as a normal person I'd want to be out and about exploring).peglegggg wrote:She must be the only person in the UK/Europe/anywhere that wants snow so desperately.
I know it's lovely to look at when you have nothing to do, but use mere mortals who have to face cancelled flights and trains or navigate icy roads generally don't want it to stick around. Out of everything, that's honestly the most unrelatable I've ever found her...maybe having to walk home because I couldn't cycle and trams were cancelled is making me a grinch
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Good eye phantomed! Maybe now people will see visual proof that (whether it’s intentional or not) she doesn’t eat much at all and that’s how she’s so slim. Not because boxes of pizza and chocolate got nothing on her high speed metabolism lol.
Speaking of food... why do they go to the grocery store about every other day if not daily? Like she just showed 17 bags of food they bought yesterday, why would she be at the store buying things with Tanya again......?!!!! Insane. I can’t imagine all the food they throw out weekly
Speaking of food... why do they go to the grocery store about every other day if not daily? Like she just showed 17 bags of food they bought yesterday, why would she be at the store buying things with Tanya again......?!!!! Insane. I can’t imagine all the food they throw out weekly
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Showella: 280390 Staged Date Nights
Blowella: £280390 Wasted on Christmas Crap
Queen Snowella: 280390 Days Trapped in the Christmas Castle
Snowella: Always Winter, Never Vlogmas
Blowella: £280390 Wasted on Christmas Crap
Queen Snowella: 280390 Days Trapped in the Christmas Castle
Snowella: Always Winter, Never Vlogmas
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how will you find your phone with a gprs pop socket stuck to it when you need your phone to locate the gprs part in the first place? she's such an idiot. oh yeah 50 pounds i'd dO tHaT!!
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I'm from Ireland so I get the white Christmas bit, but that makes some sense when most people are off for the day! Right now it's just a massive pain because transport is off, schools are closed, etc. That's what I mean about being unrelatable, she doesn't have to leave the house and face it like the rest of us so she can just whine about not having snowdaysluciakitty wrote:Personally being from a part of the uk where it gets extremely cold but almost never snows (and never lies) I spend all of December lowkey hoping it will snow and a white Christmas is something that people talk about. What I don't understand is, in most of the UK it doesn't snow reliably enough to where there's really snow on the ground. If she loves it THAT much I don't see why she doesn't go to say, Aspen or Switzerland for a lodge holiday. Staying inside with hot chocolate and a roaring fire is TOTALLY her thing and it would be great vlog content. I bet Alfie would be super into skiing or snowboarding, he seems the type. I'd love to do that (though obviously as a normal person I'd want to be out and about exploring).peglegggg wrote:She must be the only person in the UK/Europe/anywhere that wants snow so desperately.
I know it's lovely to look at when you have nothing to do, but use mere mortals who have to face cancelled flights and trains or navigate icy roads generally don't want it to stick around. Out of everything, that's honestly the most unrelatable I've ever found her...maybe having to walk home because I couldn't cycle and trams were cancelled is making me a grinch
As for Switzerland or somewhere, definitely agree it would be amazing, but that would require her to go outdoors for more than 5 minutes!
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HER COVER IS BLOWNPantomed wrote:In her latest vlog (SNOW FAIL & CHRISTMAS BAKING | VLOGMAS) she shows a big plate of food she's about to eat:
http://i66.tinypic.com/s5ek9y.png
Afterwards you see her talking to Amanda, lying in the couch, opening presents with Alfie, as if she's done eating.
You can see her food in the background, is that really all she ate? It looks like she ate a bit of the mash and half of the pie, but 2/3 is left on the plate.
Some more proof she might eat a lot of crap, but in very small portions :/
http://i66.tinypic.com/2cqflux.png
http://i65.tinypic.com/s1qgk0.png
(the pictures won't load for some reason, so I'm just posting the URLs).
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Tinyellaladyinblue wrote:New thread name suggestions
Grinchella - 230890 Christmas trees and counting
Homella - 230890 staff that come to her house
Fakella - 230890 open mouth fake laugh poses
Tinyella - 230890 days of reliving her childhood
Everyone on fire with the thread names
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TheOneWhoJustCouldnt wrote:Honestly thought Zoe was dressed like a turkey for a moment.Jasmine S wrote:It is so unfair that these horribly unstylish people get sent so much free stuff because they are “influencers”.Amyw673 wrote:Mature
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omg now i can't unsee that! that jacket really does look like a big uncooked turkey! holy moly
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Snowella - £280390 on Suggmas so far
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Sorry I've just seen something revolting on Zoe's instagram stories and I am very disturbed. One of them put baked beans on their homemade pizzas.