Alfiestotle - The PointlessHero & Schrödingers gym part 16

[tok]

Alfiestotle
Pointless Boyfriend was good too. maybe we save that for next time

[Citrine]

Schrödingers gym still laughing.
I wonder if the trip was always planned for Alfie's friends or did Sloppy and Zoe reconsider at one point for some reason? (yeah, Alfie says that he wanted to "plan" sth for his friends, but seeing as it is for 4 people, I'm guessing he was approached for Zalfie + Sloppy?).

[justmiss]

I love the new title!

As for Alfie not being able to vlog becaus he was planning this trip - it just further shows how they work. Just sit, listen to what somebody had come up with and nod. Bonus for Alfie: Repeat "yo thay's sick" every 5minutes.

[yui-0902]

Is there any update about the tent ?
Is it taken down yet?

[Citrine]

Is there any update about the tent ?
Is it taken down yet?

Aint nobody got time for that! They are looking for new offices and Zoe, the creative genius, is probably picking out confetti colors for advent calendar 2020. It's a busy life and the tent is probably half compost already, just got to wait it out..

[AmenAmen91]

Is there any update about the tent ?
Is it taken down yet?

It collapsed lol

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[Pastel]

I'd completely forgotten about Alfiestotle but it was my absolute fave thing. I'm lichrally so excited it managed to get in there

[Cruelladevil]

Is there any update about the tent ?
Is it taken down yet?

It collapsed lol

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Wasn't there a couch in there? God imagine the mould.

[Archmanlia]

Is there any update about the tent ?
Is it taken down yet?

It collapsed lol

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Wasn't there a couch in there? God imagine the mould.

I can't believe any of you would think they have the time to take a tent down. They're far too busy eating pizza in bed, watching Elf on repeat and having everyone else do their work for them to take down a tent and move a sofa. Litcherally far to busy guys yo! Sick bruv

[yui-0902]

Thanks for the updates yooo!

I just find out that the tent is still rotting according to Zoella's latest vlog.
Here's the picture. You can see the collapsed tent at the corner.

[xoxooo]

loveeeee the new title! haha
i can't believe they still have that tent even after it collapsed weeks ago?! how lazy can they be? they could just hire somebody at this point tbh (just like they do for everything else)

[Lamour88]

Alfie actually seemed happy in his Dubai vlog... that sedated 'dead behind the eyes' look was gone for a bit... also where has this Jess (is that her name? lol idk the other girl that isn't Holly) come from? Is she really a school friend? I definitely understand why he'd bring Holly and Chai, they're obvious fixtures in his life and have been friends for years, but this girl is a little random. If they are longtime friends, they're a bit awkward around each other. When they were suddenly all alone to do the 'waterslide race' they both seemed shy, with Alfie doing that thing when he feels awkward by asking some stupid vlog question-- 'Who do you think is going to win?' So it's weird to place her alongside Holly who is obviously an old friend.

[Guest]

Alfie break up with Frail-Ella and ask Jess out, she’s a million times better

[joffy]

Alfie break up with Frail-Ella and ask Jess out, she’s a million times better

Won't happen. She hasn't got enough subscribers.

[magucken]

Alfie actually seemed happy in his Dubai vlog... that sedated 'dead behind the eyes' look was gone for a bit... also where has this Jess (is that her name? lol idk the other girl that isn't Holly) come from? Is she really a school friend? I definitely understand why he'd bring Holly and Chai, they're obvious fixtures in his life and have been friends for years, but this girl is a little random. If they are longtime friends, they're a bit awkward around each other. When they were suddenly all alone to do the 'waterslide race' they both seemed shy, with Alfie doing that thing when he feels awkward by asking some stupid vlog question-- 'Who do you think is going to win?' So it's weird to place her alongside Holly who is obviously an old friend.

Jessie's been around for a while, just never really on camera.
I remember her name being mentioned for example way back when he helped Holly move. I believe Holly and Jessie were living together somehow while in Uni or whatever. She probably didn't want to be part of the vlogs until now, like some of his other friends.

[SoboredGGsux]

BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO

How does he manage to make a boring video even when he actually finally does something out of the norm?

BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO LITCHERALLY BRO

[xoxooo]

BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO

How does he manage to make a boring video even when he actually finally does something out of the norm?

BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO LITCHERALLY BRO

and don't forget his yow (or y'all?) every 5 sec
because it's alfie we're talking about. instead of focusing on the really interesting things, he mainly shows himself most of the time. i think we saw more clips of the food they ate than dubai's landscapes or surroundings and instead of showing us more clips of the dessert or the actual sunset, he showed himself talking to the camera to his friends most of the time.

[magucken]

^ yeah, that's been annoying me for a while. He's always showing his stupid mug (or his latest favorite: his walking feet) instead of something he's looking at, which would be interesting for the viewer. But I suspect he can't be arsed to turn the camera around and focus and hold it there for longer than a split second. Too much effort for him.
I guess with a following of a bunch of idiots who LBW, doesn't matter anyway, eh? lol

[Citrine]

I guess with a following of a bunch of idiots who LBW, doesn't matter anyway, eh? lol

haha, it'll evolve into ltbs (like-this-black-screen) and voila he doesn't even have to film his feet anymore! clever guy!

[toryvilla]

More beautiful sunset *points camera at face*...

No way is there a million people in that mall at any one time. I know Dubai is boring with not much to do and has lots of tourists but that sounds like crap.

A huge percentage of the people living in Dubai are immigrants from the sub continent that are treated like absolute dirt and barely have enough money to live let alone go shopping.

Love how he looks around his hotel room in the four seasons and declares Dubai luxurious. Go see the homes and working conditions of all the people exploited to make the luxury side of Dubai!

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