Empirella - 280390 decisions to make, price ain't one Pt 59

[HeadFullofDreams]

She's all over IG stories because she's holding a 'Christmas Day' for her friends. Put your fucking phone down and stop sharing every damn moment of your life. Christ, why can't she just enjoy the day without feeling the need to get Instagram goalzzzz?

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[Am-I-Dreaming]

Getting those awful Caterpillar brows painted on in Alfie's latest vlog... Ehhhhhh when will she realise how terrible they look?!

[vivaglam]

She's all over IG stories because she's holding a 'Christmas Day' for her friends. Put your fucking phone down and stop sharing every damn moment of your life. Christ, why can't she just enjoy the day without feeling the need to get Instagram goalzzzz?

My thoughts exactly. First she watches the concert through her phone screen and now this. These are friends she only sees once or twice a year and probably the only genuine friends she has. Why can't she just enjoy the moment? Not to mention the fact that they aren't bloggers/youtubers and may not be comfortable with her shoving a camera in their faces all day long. And I can't believe she made them all travel to her place when they are the ones who have lives and kids. She could go back to her hometown literally any day of any week but they have to let her play the host

[Jasmine S]

I don’t know her friends but it’s possible that some of them wanted Zoe to host because she can afford the fanciest things. These people are probably not too close to her anymore so they might actually want to be spoiled and are willing to make the trip. With close friends those things don’t matter - it’s about quality time and one would be expected to be accommodating for those who have kids.

[tok]

I don’t know her friends but it’s possible that some of them wanted Zoe to host because she can afford the fanciest things. These people are probably not too close to her anymore so they might actually want to be spoiled and are willing to make the trip. With close friends those things don’t matter - it’s about quality time and one would be expected to be accommodating for those who have kids.

You just took the words out of my mouth
I see no problem with that either. They don't see eachother that often so her friends can come and visit her too
(and they probably already know how lazy she is..)

[AmenAmen91]

Update for yall
Eyebrows on fleek

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[Citrine]

Wait, is poor fragile Zoe holding that tray all by herself? wow.

[GothMoth]

Did she actually cook the food herself? Or does she get people in for that?
Maybe will have to wait for the vlog, but if she did cook I feel like she would’ve shown it? (Not just a pic of two pots of potatos with Jamie Olivers cookbook strategically placed).

[yui-0902]

Re: Christmas party in November
@xIts_JJx @rai1234 @Mazement @SuggthePug
Thanks for the info!
That's what I'm thinking about too. However, everything always has to be surrounded by queen zoe.

[lotties3]

Zoe's and Alfies Insta story

Her grasp of the English language is appalling

And how crazy old does she look in the last pic?

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OT but Sorry to be *that* person but does anyone know where that dish is from from the “how cute is this dish” post

[lindseyt]

Wish she’d dye her hair darker! It’d suit her so much better.


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[4theloveofeverything]

Suggestion for a thread title, if there isn't already one on deck: The First Noëlla - 280390 Day$ of Chri$tmas

[GothMoth]

Not really serious suggestions but wanted to see what I could come up with

Shut-inella - 280390 reruns of Elf
Fibella - 280390 £50 notes to count
Hoardella - 280390 PR packages she doesn't appreciate
12 Days of Junkella - 280390 children to exploit
Work-free Decemberella - 280390 xmas trees to decorate
Sprocketella - 280390 recycled sponsorships

[coffelatte]

Fakella: 280390 deleted tweets

[tok]

Can't decide between this

Fakella: 280390 deleted tweets

and this

12 Days of Junkella - 280390 children to exploit

[notyourchummy]

Also- Alfie may be a bit insufferable himself with the lame/expensive purchases and childish behavior BUT at least he gives back to the people in his life. He bought Zoe her dream car (she bought him...????), took his friends away (at his full expense *note when he forgot his wallet in Dubai and ran back to his room to pay for the meal), AND also paid for all of Mark's merch at the Harry Styles show (You hear Mark urge Alfie to take his credit card and Alfie says "shutup" *Marks vlog). He also makes a point to be positive and seems to understand the power he has over his audience. He is a twat sometimes but I feel he is ever conscious of his influence. Zoe just buys more shit for herself and even hoards her own brand. Why tho?????

I disagree, Alfie only makes a big deal about paying for things when hes recording to show off and pretend he's the big man. This holiday he organised to take his mates on turned out to not be organised or paid by him at all.

Only does giveaways as he is way less famous and just sells cheap tat on his own site. The only thing he's conscious about is making money.

I've had better motivational speeches on a shampoo bottle than he gives. Snide and passive aggressive is what he's about.

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Who paid for it??? That is SO disappointing, I was actually coming around to him thinking of how generous he has been lately. Gutted.

Alfie's board probably has better detailing: viewtopic.php?f=512&t=33038&start=50
But it seems like he paid for their flights and the Tourist Board has organised pretty much everything else?

In regards to Zoe and this party, it does seem super friggin early to me but I guess if it was the only time they could do the get together it makes sense. Still, Zoe does push to get ALL CHRISTMAS EVERYTHING as early as possible.
I feel like I've gotten less and less festive as I've gotten older. I'm in my mid-twenties and aside from a few gifts and admittedly a big family lunch (which is just me and my parents) Christmas is just another day? A lazy one, since it's Christmas but it's not really that big a deal, I don't even think we own a tree anymore. I don't think I'll be super festive again until I have kids, whenever that happens.
It seems odd to me to be so invested in Christmas at their age/in their situation. I mean - I'm not saying they shouldn't be more festive than I am, that's fine but we've noted that so much energy goes into wanting it to be Christmas again for Zoe. :/

[SoboredGGsux]

Also- Alfie may be a bit insufferable himself with the lame/expensive purchases and childish behavior BUT at least he gives back to the people in his life. He bought Zoe her dream car (she bought him...????), took his friends away (at his full expense *note when he forgot his wallet in Dubai and ran back to his room to pay for the meal), AND also paid for all of Mark's merch at the Harry Styles show (You hear Mark urge Alfie to take his credit card and Alfie says "shutup" *Marks vlog). He also makes a point to be positive and seems to understand the power he has over his audience. He is a twat sometimes but I feel he is ever conscious of his influence. Zoe just buys more shit for herself and even hoards her own brand. Why tho?????

Uhhhh....no. The Dubai tourism board paid for his trip, The car has been used a grand total of 2 times. Frog is as slimy as can be. His "giveaways" are shirts that cost about 1 pound to make.

[sailor_mars]

Not really serious suggestions but wanted to see what I could come up with

12 Days of Junkella - 280390 children to exploit
Work-free Decemberella - 280390 xmas trees to decorate

[sailor_mars]

Considering how much $$$$ and time she has, the tree looks shit.

[elliemay10]

What on earth is she doing, looking at her Instagram story you'd think it was Christmas Day. They are OPENING PRESENTS?? What the hell is her life.


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