PointlessVIP: More Money Than Sense Part 13

[sockmonkey]

Back to Alfie - I can't believe he put beans on his pizza
And I'm still struggling to see how him and everyone around him are working so hard to make their dreams a reality....
Making your hairdresser wait so you can go to Waitrose to buy a shitload of pizza toppings so you don't miss out on your daily fix of grease and cheese. Goals.

[joffy]

DIY pizza..... It's just called cooking, Alfie Deyes... Something people do every single day.
What's next?

DIY shower
DIY dog walking
DIY cleaning
DIY working

DIY sex bc my boi deffo aint getting any lmao


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You gotta through challenge in there sometimes to mix it up - you know so he can get even more people to his channel!

Waking up before 7am Challenge!
Grocery shopping Challenge!
Eating with a fork and knife Challenge!

Spending as much money as possible Challenge!

Then he moves onto tutorials:

How to order takeaway tutorial: Let Alfie Teach You!
You too can do your own morning backflip!
Follow Your Dreams 101


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Trying American dog hair challenge.

[CasualViewer]

DIY pizza..... It's just called cooking, Alfie Deyes... Something people do every single day.
What's next?

DIY shower
DIY dog walking
DIY cleaning
DIY working

DIY sex bc my boi deffo aint getting any lmao


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You gotta through challenge in there sometimes to mix it up - you know so he can get even more people to his channel!

Waking up before 7am Challenge!
Grocery shopping Challenge!
Eating with a fork and knife Challenge!

Spending as much money as possible Challenge!

Then he moves onto tutorials:

How to order takeaway tutorial: Let Alfie Teach You!
You too can do your own morning backflip!
Follow Your Dreams 101


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And then 'Storytime with Alfe':

My rags to riches life
Our week without the Range Rover (trigger warning!)
Former child gymnast - a 12 part series

[sprinkleofmoney2]

9-5 Office challenge
Once I start something I never give up - 101 Hobbies
24 hours inside my own house challenge

[nixworld68]

When did he last go running in the morning? Remember that phase?!?

[Girltyler]

When did he last go running in the morning? Remember that phase?!?

Let's not forget he also bought brand new shoes for running and ran once with them

[ems142]

When did he last go running in the morning? Remember that phase?!?

Let's not forget he also bought brand new shoes for running and ran once with them

no no no...he bought the Nike Vapormax, wore them once and thought they were uncomfortable then went out and bought a pair of 'propa' running trainers as per recommended in the comments (Asics i think they were) think he ran once or twice with them then bye bye, gone

[sandsgoldd]

Can someone make a new thread this one is way messy now.

[Archmanlia]

When did he last go running in the morning? Remember that phase?!?

Let's not forget he also bought brand new shoes for running and ran once with them

Or the snow kit haha!

[sandsgoldd]

MORE BLOODY CLOTHES. What happened to him wanting a minimal closet.

[unicornp00p]

MORE BLOODY CLOTHES. What happened to him wanting a minimal closet.

I was thinking that too. Didnt he say something along the lines of ... "i just want 10 shirts, few jeans etc etc" ... hes gone and ordered TEN NEW PIECES, how many times can one repeat that. haha so over this guy.

[k__dogg]

What I can't understand is them saying the power is off in the house as they're sitting between two light bulbs?! Surely he's not that thick?

[ohmnamaste]

What I can't understand is them saying the power is off in the house as they're sitting between two light bulbs?! Surely he's not that thick?

Lmao I just noticed that!

[nixworld68]

What I can't understand is them saying the power is off in the house as they're sitting between two light bulbs?! Surely he's not that thick?

Dunno, he probably is.

Such a lazy vlog, half of it was just unboxing stuff, then most of the second half was still him and Zoe sat in bed. Does he not see the irony of putting that sort of content into a vlog where he says he acknowledges some of his vlogs recently have been crap? Well, you're not exactly working hard to fix it, are you?

[ems142]

so he bought the EXPENSIIIIIIVE sony camera, didn't like it and got a new Canon....the shop's gave him a big discount 'because of all the custom he brings from featuring them in the vlogs' so he gets ANOTHER EXPENSIIIIIIIVE camera which a, the quality is probably the same and b, the first thing he does is get on the trampoline for his 'not so early morning back flip'....this guy is on another level of twatiness


and the pasta he made, whether it was for him or supposedly he made for Zoe (wasn't paying attention), didn't even get eaten, at the end of the vlog when he get's into bed....the bowl is sitting on the top of the wall on his side of the bed....grosssssss!!!

[ladyinblue]

hey guys - the comment about the power is true.

often lights are connected separately to outlets. sometimes, you can blow a fuse because of a faulty appliance but your lights still work. Or if they are putting new plug sockets in, they disconnect the base power, but lights can still be functional.

sadly, we didnt catch another stupid moment of his.

as a side note, the clothes he bought were awful. all of them were awful.

[CasualViewer]

MORE BLOODY CLOTHES. What happened to him wanting a minimal closet.

When Zoe reminded him of his 'when I buy new shoes I have to charity an old pair' rule and he didn't even care

[AmenAmen91]

Vlog: Try not to laugh at these

-He brought new trainers and Zoe stated he hasn't donated his old ones when he said "if I buy ones I will donate 1 pair"

- And the word is "donated" not "charitied"

-Claimed in "The True Geordie" video "If I could pick I'd only have 300,000 subs" ----- buy clock that tracks subscribers

- "We have no power in the house" quite sure you do. Only limited if you lights on

-When Alfie hides his address like everyone doesn't know where he lives. Like it's not massively blurred out. Very inconspicuous lol

-"If you didn't see I did an ASOS shop the other day" ---- it was before you moved into the house and it took Zoe 2 months to upload

-When he spoke about Velcro trainers and kids ---- is he serious or doing it for the couple goals?? I've never seen Alfie willingly talk about having kids with Zoe

- This secret project bs is just going to be a 24 hour live stream in London

-Aww lool at him making lunch. Still unsesoned so I give it 4/10. Bacon isn't a seasoning no matter how much you cut it up.

- Can't believe he made Zoe a seperate lunch. Is she a toddler? Can she not eat solids?

- Of course he got a heavily discounted new camera. Tried to fake humble whilst smirking

-Gets very expensive new camera--- jumps on trampoline with him

-"There's a trapped Dragon fly in my trampoline. This makes me so sad" Jesus Christ. I wonder what he would do if a real problem occurred in his life?

-"Zoe came and collected me from work" ----- basically Zoe walked 2 mins to my office as I like fake pretending to be an adult.

-He likes saying work because all his friends have jobs so he feels his adulting

- Why does he need 5 people "So I can focus on making videos" he could have the population of Tanzania (50 mil btw) and still make shit content

-Alfie sits when he pees ---- oooooffff course you do. It's all adding up lol



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[ems142]

hey guys - the comment about the power is true.

often lights are connected separately to outlets. sometimes, you can blow a fuse because of a faulty appliance but your lights still work. Or if they are putting new plug sockets in, they disconnect the base power, but lights can still be functional.

sadly, we didnt catch another stupid moment of his.

as a side note, the clothes he bought were awful. all of them were awful.

is that Kendal jenner when pointing at the eye's of elvis presley (a top printed just the eyes and Alfie told Dumbella to guess for those who don't want to give him a view)...i still think it looks like Kendal after the grand reveal even my chinese mum (fact lol) could tell me it's elvis

[AmenAmen91]

New thread time

What do we call it- best name wins

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