The Schuerman Show Part 51~ Fake Friends & Fanny Packs

[ashes84]

Oh Dear Lawd... in their Bachelorette video discussing their take on last night's episode... they get to the part of Clint making fun of being gay... and they are mortified... Ham especially.... he says that is NOT right... that is an actual way of life for so many people.... UUUUUMMMMMMmm is that NOT what he does with Maynaaaard on their mandates and thinks its damn funny... getting "jabs" in towards GG.... the looks on his face say a lot to me.... he just needs to come out already.... his reaction on that subject just blow me away!

I found it funny that just last week Sam declared Clint as one of her top 2 guys and this week it turns out he may be a little bit gay. She sure has an affinity for closeted gay men.

[jennibell]

You need a strong stomach to look at their IG today - a naked Ham in bed with Moo. My scrolling just wasn't fast enough......

I'll put it behind a spoiler tag just in case anyone happens to be eating while reading here today:

She posted this 6 hours ago. Maybe the stress of their financial situation is keeping her up at night?

Oh ffs, more naked Pork?
#Pigporn #mantitsonfleek


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[Kristina85]

You need a strong stomach to look at their IG today - a naked Ham in bed with Moo. My scrolling just wasn't fast enough......

I'll put it behind a spoiler tag just in case anyone happens to be eating while reading here today:

She posted this 6 hours ago. Maybe the stress of their financial situation is keeping her up at night?

Oh ffs, more naked Pork?
#Pigporn #mantitsonfleek


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That one girl asked if Jay uses that airplane pillow for a reason...I've never seen anyone do that either. Maybe to keep his fat from suffocating him. I dunno.


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[ashes84]

Oh Dear Lawd... in their Bachelorette video discussing their take on last night's episode... they get to the part of Clint making fun of being gay... and they are mortified... Ham especially.... he says that is NOT right... that is an actual way of life for so many people.... UUUUUMMMMMMmm is that NOT what he does with Maynaaaard on their mandates and thinks its damn funny... getting "jabs" in towards GG.... the looks on his face say a lot to me.... he just needs to come out already.... his reaction on that subject just blow me away!

I really don't understand talking about a skanky reality show on her mommy channel anyway. She is totally looking for more views because she is so boring and unoriginal. She can't even come up with any video ideas for her mommy channel. I'm unsure why she has 3 channels anyway. She could just merge her mommy change her fake beauty channel.


This was Jay the first 20-30 seconds of the video: asking "what is this?" You know damn well it's fucking eyeliner you dumb ass. If he isn't going to pay attention then why even be in the video. I find it odd a 30 something year old married man even watches the bachelorette to begin with.

Did she REALLY need to unbutton that top button?

[jennibell]

Oh Dear Lawd... in their Bachelorette video discussing their take on last night's episode... they get to the part of Clint making fun of being gay... and they are mortified... Ham especially.... he says that is NOT right... that is an actual way of life for so many people.... UUUUUMMMMMMmm is that NOT what he does with Maynaaaard on their mandates and thinks its damn funny... getting "jabs" in towards GG.... the looks on his face say a lot to me.... he just needs to come out already.... his reaction on that subject just blow me away!

I really don't understand talking about a skanky reality show on her mommy channel anyway. She is totally looking for more views because she is so boring and unoriginal. She can't even come up with any video ideas for her mommy channel. I'm unsure why she has 3 channels anyway. She could just merge her mommy change her fake beauty channel.


This was Jay the first 20-30 seconds of the video: asking "what is this?" You know damn well it's fucking eyeliner you dumb ass. If he isn't going to pay attention then why even be in the video. I find it odd a 30 something year old married man even watches the bachelorette to begin with.

Did she REALLY need to unbutton that top button?

Hey if my husband had tits that were perkier and almost as big as mine, I'd do the same thing. She's probably just relieved his can't breastfeed her babies.


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[Knightchaser27]

You need a strong stomach to look at their IG today - a naked Ham in bed with Moo. My scrolling just wasn't fast enough......

I'll put it behind a spoiler tag just in case anyone happens to be eating while reading here today:

She posted this 6 hours ago. Maybe the stress of their financial situation is keeping her up at night?

Oh ffs, more naked Pork?
#Pigporn #mantitsonfleek


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#pigsinablanket

[Lisa Dawn]

I think the complaining about the furniture all of a sudden is because they're gonna end up having to sell it.

[Desert Wind]

You need a strong stomach to look at their IG today - a naked Ham in bed with Moo. My scrolling just wasn't fast enough......

I'll put it behind a spoiler tag just in case anyone happens to be eating while reading here today:

She posted this 6 hours ago. Maybe the stress of their financial situation is keeping her up at night?

Now he's molesting the poor dog. Run, Moo! Run!

[Desert Wind]

That swagbag haul...

I don't mind that she "hauled" the gratis she received at the event. That is why the companies give the stuff to the people who attend. They want the bloggers and vloggers to show it off, do videos, talk it up, link it, sell it. I'm down. I have no gripe with it. My problem is with Sam's classless delivery, her constant rehashing about how much stuff was in the bags, how they hooked it up and her references to the value of the items given to her. Not just once, but several times.

There are ways of doing things, there are ways of showing gratis items in a classy manner that shows off the goodies, gets your readers and viewers excited and makes them want to run out and get them, too! Then there is the Sam way. Tacky, base, classless.

And to top off the shit cake with crap icing, she ends the video with the usual if you want to see any reviews or first impressions... Let me know. WHAT THE FUCK????? You just got a huge pile of beautiful stuff, bitch! For free! Make videos! Make multiple videos featuring EVERYTHING! For months! Make GOOD videos featuring everything! Do you know what that would do for your channel? For your bank account? You ungrateful, lazy fucking slag!

Let me know if you want to see anything...

[Chalky]

That swagbag haul...

I don't mind that she "hauled" the gratis she received at the event. That is why the companies give the stuff to the people who attend. They want the bloggers and vloggers to show it off, do videos, talk it up, link it, sell it. I'm down. I have no gripe with it. My problem is with Sam's classless delivery, her constant rehashing about how much stuff was in the bags, how they hooked it up and her references to the value of the items given to her. Not just once, but several times.

There are ways of doing things, there are ways of showing gratis items in a classy manner that shows off the goodies, gets your readers and viewers excited and makes them want to run out and get them, too! Then there is the Sam way. Tacky, base, classless.

And to top off the shit cake with crap icing, she ends the video with the usual if you want to see any reviews or first impressions... Let me know. WHAT THE FUCK????? You just got a huge pile of beautiful stuff, bitch! For free! Make videos! Make multiple videos featuring EVERYTHING! For months! Make GOOD videos featuring everything! Do you know what that would do for your channel? For your bank account? You ungrateful, lazy fucking slag!

Let me know if you want to see anything...

Could not agree more! Here's a free opportunity to do multiple videos on all those products...I mean who passes that up? Scam of course. She is such a loser.

[GossipMare]

I think the complaining about the furniture all of a sudden is because they're gonna end up having to sell it.

Plus we made comments on how nasty the chairs looked not very long ago on GG. I find that pretty interesting.

[Scottiemom87]

I think the complaining about the furniture all of a sudden is because they're gonna end up having to sell it.

Plus we made comments on how nasty the chairs looked not very long ago on GG. I find that pretty interesting.

Ya I posted this pic.

Hey scam and ham!
Sam can say whatever she wants about the furniture. But she's obviously not cleaning it if it looks that bad.


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[Desert Wind]

I think the complaining about the furniture all of a sudden is because they're gonna end up having to sell it.

Plus we made comments on how nasty the chairs looked not very long ago on GG. I find that pretty interesting.

Ya I posted this pic.

Hey scam and ham!
Sam can say whatever she wants about the furniture. But she's obviously not cleaning it if it looks that bad.


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Grab a fucking vacuum, a wet towel and can of upholstery cleaner and clean your fucking chairs, you dirty slag. GEEZE! Then, go to your beloved Target, buy some easy wash chair covers, put them on your chairs so that when the BABIES make a mess of your dining furniture you can toss the covers in the washer. Damn.

Scrub the grout on your stupid tiled table top. Bleach it clean. Then, go to your beloved Home Dept and buy Grout Sealer. Seal the fucking grout. That way, when the BABIES spill their fucking shit all over the table top, it's easy to just wipe it up. No more stains.

Why do I have to tell you this? This is not rocket science, Sam. Anyone with kids should know this shit.

Of course, anyone with kids and half a brain don't buy tiled table tops and chairs and benches with black fabric covers...

Oh, and that bullshit about Lily taking up the whole bench and making you sit on the very edge? Teach that little brat manners and boundaries and how to share. She should not be pushing her mother around like that.

[hellyeah]

Oh Dear Lawd... in their Bachelorette video discussing their take on last night's episode... they get to the part of Clint making fun of being gay... and they are mortified... Ham especially.... he says that is NOT right... that is an actual way of life for so many people.... UUUUUMMMMMMmm is that NOT what he does with Maynaaaard on their mandates and thinks its damn funny... getting "jabs" in towards GG.... the looks on his face say a lot to me.... he just needs to come out already.... his reaction on that subject just blow me away!

I really don't understand talking about a skanky reality show on her mommy channel anyway. She is totally looking for more views because she is so boring and unoriginal. She can't even come up with any video ideas for her mommy channel. I'm unsure why she has 3 channels anyway. She could just merge her mommy change her fake beauty channel.


This was Jay the first 20-30 seconds of the video: asking "what is this?" You know damn well it's fucking eyeliner you dumb ass. If he isn't going to pay attention then why even be in the video. I find it odd a 30 something year old married man even watches the bachelorette to begin with.

Did she REALLY need to unbutton that top button?

Anything for views!!! ( . )( . )


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[hellyeah]

I think the complaining about the furniture all of a sudden is because they're gonna end up having to sell it.

Plus we made comments on how nasty the chairs looked not very long ago on GG. I find that pretty interesting.

Ya I posted this pic.

Hey scam and ham!
Sam can say whatever she wants about the furniture. But she's obviously not cleaning it if it looks that bad.


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Why can't the dummy put towels over the seats? Is it that difficult?

They could probably get a glass top cut, the edges smoothed, for the table. It would be easier to clean and you'd still see the table design.


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[GossipMare]

Plus we made comments on how nasty the chairs looked not very long ago on GG. I find that pretty interesting.

Ya I posted this pic.

Hey scam and ham!
Sam can say whatever she wants about the furniture. But she's obviously not cleaning it if it looks that bad.


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Grab a fucking vacuum, a wet towel and can of upholstery cleaner and clean your fucking chairs, you dirty slag. GEEZE! Then, go to your beloved Target, buy some easy wash chair covers, put them on your chairs so that when the BABIES make a mess of your dining furniture you can toss the covers in the washer. Damn.

Scrub the grout on your stupid tiled table top. Bleach it clean. Then, go to your beloved Home Dept and buy Grout Sealer. Seal the fucking grout. That way, when the BABIES spill their fucking shit all over the table top, it's easy to just wipe it up. No more stains.

Why do I have to tell you this? This is not rocket science, Sam. Anyone with kids should know this shit.

Of course, anyone with kids and half a brain don't buy tiled table tops and chairs and benches with black fabric covers...

Oh, and that bullshit about Lily taking up the whole bench and making you sit on the very edge? Teach that little brat manners and boundaries and how to share. She should not be pushing her mother around like that.

Exactly!
I find it hilarious that they basically told they DO read here. It would be awful coincidental of them to all of a sudden randomly say something out of the blue about the furniture being so dirty...

[Barbie888]

Some things just never change
Norman still wiping his boogers all over the lace and Lily is still pissy

[Barbie888]

and while Lily is crying and being pissy ....Norman is like :
!!!!!! But of course!!!! He is pleased with himself .

Something is really wrong with this family. I'm not kidding, jokes aside

[PunchMahFaice]

Someone needs to discipline Lily asap. She's getting brattier and more annoying with each vlog.

[Barbie888]

BTW, this is their dining room chair, as we discussed before. I'm not surprised , since Norman is smearing his snorts all over the house