KeepYourStuffedFriendsCloseAndYourJenemiesCloser Part 63

[RandomPomPom]

How is it that Don is home to make his princess lunch? I know he changed jobs recently and is working now for Poopsie but does he get to stay home for this job too?

As soon as the weather gets warmer, his hours change to be more like Jen's - he also has Tee Time, and his office will be golf greens with his business tool of choice - clubs and balls.

[wickedknotty]

Husky used to be the American equivalent to chubby. Boys and young men who were larger had to shop in the Huskies section. It evolved into slang for calling someone heavy without saying the word fat. I haven't heard it in years. While not extra petite, Jen is not husky.

[YouGuysSlayMe]

StonerLikeJen would be my choice for new thread name.

But, I admit, I'm obsessed with her being like a stoner.

[YouGuysSlayMe]

To be fair though, I don't think that's a huge lunch. I can eat that easy. Then again, I don't have a smallappetiteLIKEJen

Hmmm...lemme think. When was the last time I saw A-OK used? Oh, yes, I remember. DaisyPants. That's twice now, in the last fifteen years or so.

Speaking of DaisyPants, it's time for one. Vodka/Cranberry Juice/Lime/More Vodka, here I come.

[StonedLikeJen]

StonerLikeJen would be my choice for new thread name.

But, I admit, I'm obsessed with her being like a stoner.

Me, too! The idea of those two on a pot run just kills me.

[Spankme]

I could see them going to poolside for he finest grade in Chi-town


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[GoodMorningFriends]

To be fair though, I don't think that's a huge lunch. I can eat that easy. Then again, I don't have a smallappetiteLIKEJen

Hmmm...lemme think. When was the last time I saw A-OK used? Oh, yes, I remember. DaisyPants. That's twice now, in the last fifteen years or so.

Speaking of DaisyPants, it's time for one. Vodka/Cranberry Juice/Lime/More Vodka, here I come.

Good catch!!

[GoodMorningFriends]

I vote for IHavePermissionToFilmLikeJen.
It illustrates how full of herself she is!

[cashcow]

Shoot now I have a taste for a big buttery grilled cheese sandwich

[MattressCrowSoapJar]

Comment on the grilled cheese Instagram:

Thank you for sharing your talent with us.

[shampoogirl]

Fatshaminglikejen

[Spankme]

Comment on the grilled cheese Instagram:

Thank you for sharing your talent with us.

Now that's funny


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[MattressCrowSoapJar]

ThankYouForSharingYourTalentLikeJen

[fiercelyprivate]

I still vote for a couple of suggestions we had before. I think they were suggested by MattressCrowSoapJar but correct me if I'm wrong.

NotABeardLikeJen
MyHusbandsNotGayLikeJen

Considering she's still going out of her way to prove Don's manhood, the above are still very fitting

It has to be said...KeepYourStuffedFriendsCloseAndYourJenemiesCloser will always hold a special place in my black heart

[FLOSSY77]

Veggie puffs and heartache

[Snobbitch]

How long before jen goes private with her CONTINUOUS posts of the contents of her severely unhealthy and nasty diet now that she has ppl trolling her for it?

before long..she won't have anything to post...i also seriously think jens weight is and has always been a product of her diet...i think she probably went off birth control bc it was just another thing she was too busy to keep up with and remember..i can bet that if she ate properly and exercised a shit ton of her teeny problems would be gone.

and i highly doubt she is pregnant..she eats nasty shit 24/7 if she were pregnant she'd probably have morning sickness and be posting mysterious IG pics of the toilet and crying wah wahhh that she can't eat this or that anymore

all of what is on that plate is unhealthy and i wouldnt have even known those green turds in the bowl were some form of cheetos if it wasnt mentioned here...like who eats handfuls of fried salt (i mean cheetos) with a fried grease and butter sandwich and a second bowl of salt on the side?

i also highly doubt jen is in any shape or form deficient in salt...your body needs salt but nowhere NEAR the amount the average american consumes.

Good point seeing as how it was just sushi Monday. Sushi is a no-no when you are pregnant.

[Spankme]

Did she have sushi?


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[Snobbitch]

Did she have sushi?


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About 2 weeks ago(?)

[DipDipDipMyBlueShip]

Did she have sushi?

3 weeks ago

[Spankme]

Oh ok. I miss those Vlogs where we'd get sushi & Martini Monday. I don't think we'll ever get em again sadly.


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