One Expression Cocoa Bear So true and so fitting. Poor guy, he always looks like he's barely tolerating her.Lutine wrote:WHY, OH WHY, in every single picture she posts of her and One-Expression-Cocoa-Bear she repeats over and over again that she's marrying her BEST FRIEND?? Enuff with this
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Unless otherwise stated, my statements are solely my opinion and do not reflect the views of GG in any way.
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MakeupShriek (in honor of her goddamned yodeling)
MakeupFleek (fleek--A mixture of the words fart and gleek - used to signify a fart that squirts a little, or a fart that splashes a few drops of moisture on your underwear. The liquid may not necessarily be fecal, as when you fart with a sweaty butt crack-- Urban Dictionary)
MakeupBeak (in honor of that thing she calls a nose)
MakeupStreaks (in honor of her unblending eyeshadow)
MakeupReek (because she thinks her shit don't stink)
MakeupFleek (fleek--A mixture of the words fart and gleek - used to signify a fart that squirts a little, or a fart that splashes a few drops of moisture on your underwear. The liquid may not necessarily be fecal, as when you fart with a sweaty butt crack-- Urban Dictionary)
MakeupBeak (in honor of that thing she calls a nose)
MakeupStreaks (in honor of her unblending eyeshadow)
MakeupReek (because she thinks her shit don't stink)
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Her face is distorted because she distorted it! If you look at the Step and Repeat (the backdrop with the printed logo for Mario), you can see where it's pinching and pulling. It's subtle but it's there. She does this every fucking time she's posting a full body shot because she is soooo proud of her body . Seriously Marlena, who the fuck do you think you're fooling? Your followers are much more intelligent than you give them credit for. Don't think everyone will be outsmarted.TheOrganicMaster wrote:Why is her damn face all distorted?Sierradanielle27 wrote:
As out of shape as she is, I'd have some respect for her if she owned the body she claims she's happy with, even in all the awful clothing choices she makes. She already looks like a fool anyway - she could at least be honest and just say - this is me, take it or leave it, and be truthful about that, instead of posting ridiculous egghead pictures claiming that this is who she is. Personally I don't even own nor have I ever downloaded any of those apps. I don't feel the need to fake who I am or what I look like. What a god damn liar. One of her boobs is bigger than Kim's head and that is sincerely disgusting. I knew Kim was short and curvy obviously but she makes Kim look like a midget even while pregnant. Lately Marlena's face definitely looks heavier, too. She is just a freak of nature to me. An bloated, unbalanced, makeup nightmare. They probably had a good laugh at some people there, including Marlena, once they were done for the day.
I had a good laugh watching that snap about her feeling validated about using most of the same techniques as Mario though... HAH! That might have been the funniest shit I've heard all year! Truly! Imagine Marlena doing Kim K's makeup - I'm sure it would look just the same! *Cue Kim for the rainbow eyes YOU GUYZZZ*
Watching her last week of snaps, I have to say I feel sorry for Cocoa Bear - not because he's fool enough to date that sorry excuse for a woman, but because of the fact that she's telling him to get a Snapchat account just to hear about her day. How rude is that!? I can't wait to talk to my fiance every day and it's a priority to stay connected when we're apart. I've said it before and I'll say it again - she makes time for what is important for her - Her "money maker" face and all things involving incoming paychecks. I hope Cocoa Bear leaves her because she needs and deserves a slap in her face to get back to reality.
And in the meantime Cocoa Bear and Lady all take back seat. Did anyone see her snapping on at the end of her Seattle trip with him? and she said he didn't want to be on camera? Uh yeah Marlena, his mother just fucking DIED. You should probably get off your damn pone and spend time with him instead of showing everyone what you're doing, talking about buying houses in Washington. 1st of all no one gives a damn and secondly, you don't seem all that dedicated to your fiance by forcing him into snaps and spending so much time on it yourself when he's grieving. I'm pretty sure the last thing he's interested in is entertaining your groupies on Snapchat, you insensitive piece of shit.
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She filmed herself on snapchat and I hate to admit, she looks as in this photo with Kim.
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This was retweeted by miss piggy herself but interesting how it was also tweeted to Kathleen Jaclyn and manny.
And then....omg how did I follow her, praise her, love her, buy her shit, support her, I must have been blind.
And then....omg how did I follow her, praise her, love her, buy her shit, support her, I must have been blind.
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Marlena looks like a beast next to Kim K, and isn't Kim pregnant? lol. She's even trying to hide one of her thighs behind Kim. She could care less about Marlena I bet miss piggy was pissed. Her outfit looks so tight and ill fitting as usual. I bet she tried to hawk out her cheap makeup to Mario though but MARIOD THIS IS BETTER THAN MAC!
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It's difficult to find clothes for a curvy body Marlena only because you don't wear the correct SIZE!!!
Is it me or does her face look wide and HUGE in that pic?!
Is it me or does her face look wide and HUGE in that pic?!
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Well, she's filled it with so much fillers and botox, it must look plump.
She didn't need those for at least the next 15-20 years, but hey.
She didn't need those for at least the next 15-20 years, but hey.
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She keeps trying to wear designer clothes from brands that don't really cater to women of her size. She's not JUST curvy, she's plus size. The sooner she accepts that, the better off she'll be. I'm not being an ass. I have nothing against curvy. I'm very curvy but I'm a 4/6 so when she just keeps calling herself curvy and whines about her clothes, I just laugh. I understand the struggle but I also don't and never did pretend to be a 0/2 or smaller. Vanity sizing considered, I can barely get into a lot of designer clothes so how she's managing to squeeeeeze into things is beyond me. It's no wonder she looks like a fucking sausage! Stop rejecting the bigger size you are Marlena, feet included. Spandex and lyrca can only do so much. Buy bigger clothes and find a tailor. You idiot. And for the love of god, buy a damn scale.Cantwatchthisanymore wrote:It's difficult to find clothes for a curvy body Marlena only because you don't wear the correct SIZE!!!
Is it me or does her face look wide and HUGE in that pic?!
It's so annoying to watch her blow money on stupid shit instead of a nutritionist, or a healthy food service or trainer. Kim K has a big ass from hell, is curvy as can be, and even she gets her ass to the gym to do something. I'm not saying she's the epitome of fitness, but to bitch about everything with your health and all you do is down a ton of crap and snacks and coffee, and you never exercise...what the fuck do you expect Marlena??? Does anyone remember way back when she did a vlog with her exercising in Sacramento, showing her routine? That's the Marlena I miss. Now she's just a stupid money hungry hypocrite.
Yep, face totes looks bigger. Wider . Scarier . She always looks empty with those eyes
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So she paid for a LA-Sacramento flight and 1000$ to see Kim K's MUA do her make up.
Nice.
Nice.
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We were all just basically waiting for the pictures to prove that she went. She'd never miss her chance to push her crap to Kim or Mario or to get a picture with them. Vomit.poulet wrote:So she paid for a LA-Sacramento flight and 1000$ to see Kim K's MUA do her make up.
Nice.
I like that she thinks she didn't learn all that much from the class, yet she can't see that her skills are more comparable to a 7th graders' abilities than Mario's
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The amount of photoshop she uses should be a crime. She shaves at least 50-100 lbs off herself in the editor. You can see the distorted picture on the wall and how vertical stretched her head is. Marlena you are not curvy you are a fat woman with a hacked off stomach and a boob job. That does not make you curvy, it makes you look like a freak of nature even with out photoshop. There are plenty of clothes that fit women of all sizes that do not look like tents. A tent would be a helluva lot more flattering and comfortable than looking like a stuffed sausage all the time. Everything about her looks like such trash. Why lie so much about your looks? Just stop being a lazy hag and work out and eat right or get another gastric bypass.QuesoRita wrote:Cantwatchthisanymore wrote:It's difficult to find clothes for a curvy body Marlena only because you don't wear the correct SIZE!!!
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better invest in your health, Marlena. than into your clothes, because it doesn't look good on you anyway
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OMFG.....in the 'hot new products' video ....Marlena says that Make up Revolution contains mineral oil. She then goes onto the Becca highlight by JH and does not mention AT ALL the petrolatum in the Becca product! To me, that is a totally WRONG and shows favouritism towards Jaclyn !
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I was coming here to say the same thing ^
She easily points out that the blushes contain talc and mineral oil.. But so does Jaclyns highlighter! And so does the Lorac contour palette.
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She easily points out that the blushes contain talc and mineral oil.. But so does Jaclyns highlighter! And so does the Lorac contour palette.
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Makeup Revolution is inexpensive and could be seen as a competitor of makeupgeek so she'll trash it as much as she can. That's just what kind of low life she is. She won't touch her little orange cash cow Jaclyn because both their wallets get fat from eachother. LORAC and Becca are priced a lot higher and not really competiing with cheap makeupgeek crap and she probably wants more free products from them. I really can't believe what a vile person she's become there is nothing becoming of her AT ALL any more.
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I had the same feeling! she was trashing them! and then she trashed Lorac Pro! Omg, Lorac Pro which has such a good qualityclairebear wrote:Makeup Revolution is inexpensive and could be seen as a competitor of makeupgeek so she'll trash it as much as she can. That's just what kind of low life she is. She won't touch her little orange cash cow Jaclyn because both their wallets get fat from eachother. LORAC and Becca are priced a lot higher and not really competiing with cheap makeupgeek crap and she probably wants more free products from them. I really can't believe what a vile person she's become there is nothing becoming of her AT ALL any more.
and then suddenly she became so friendly and positive for Jaclyn Hill and Gerard Cosmetics. she didn't even hide it.
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can we talk about how huge she looks in the new video. how clowny is her makeup again? and how bad her lips are again
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Evil_robot wrote:I had the same feeling! she was trashing them! and then she trashed Lorac Pro! Omg, Lorac Pro which has such a good qualityclairebear wrote:Makeup Revolution is inexpensive and could be seen as a competitor of makeupgeek so she'll trash it as much as she can. That's just what kind of low life she is. She won't touch her little orange cash cow Jaclyn because both their wallets get fat from eachother. LORAC and Becca are priced a lot higher and not really competiing with cheap makeupgeek crap and she probably wants more free products from them. I really can't believe what a vile person she's become there is nothing becoming of her AT ALL any more.
and then suddenly she became so friendly and positive for Jaclyn Hill and Gerard Cosmetics. she didn't even hide it.
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can we talk about how huge she looks in the new video. how clowny is her makeup again? and how bad her lips are again
I really like Makeup Revolution. I buy most of my makeup from them. I pass on foundation and mascara and that is it. Their Naked dupes are really nice. They work for me. I haven't compared them to Urban Decay but in my opinion £40 for any eye shadow is way too much. My thoughts with makeup is it all goes down the sink or in the trash eventually. Makeup isn't an investment so I personally don't see the point in spending real money on it. Makeup isn't something you are going to pass down to your children. It will never gain in value over time.
The naked palette (12 shadows) is $54 at Sephora, a Makeup Geek starter set of 9 Shadows is $49. I know I'd prefer to spend the extra $5 on a well established brand and get 3 more shadows. Her stuff is still expensive and over priced in my opinion.
As you said, most expensive makeup has the same shit in it. As long as your skin isn't overly sensitive, you wash it off at the end of the day, then its OK. I also try to give my skin a break from makeup a few days a week. I love Makeup Revolution so Marlena can bugger off.
Also, the number of chemicals that the US allows in makeup that the EU has banned means I'd rather buy Makeup Revolution. Isn't Lead still allowed in Lipstick over there?
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THIS! I am sick of youtubers pushing MUG down our throats, acting like it is affordable. Well a MAC shadow is $15-$20, and UD singles are $20. Yeah but are you buying just one shadow? Usually you need more to make a look. So when you look at it THAT way MUG is in no way affordable or drugstore in my mind. She just can't compete with these companies that can put out palettes for $50 or less. And with the Naked palette those are full size shadows. Not to mention with MUG singles you have to purchase a zpalette. So take the 9 shadows and add on $14... and it ends up costing more.justafleshwound wrote:The naked palette (12 shadows) is $54 at Sephora, a Makeup Geek starter set of 9 Shadows is $49. I know I'd prefer to spend the extra $5 on a well established brand and get 3 more shadows. Her stuff is still expensive and over priced in my opinion.
I really regret falling into the youtube hype and buying MUG. I have a whole palette now that I don't use. The neutral browns are ok, but there are so many other cheaper alternatives.
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...Yes I too bought Make up geek shadows but, as i'm in the UK, by the time I'd paid customs and Royal Mail handling fees, it would've been cheaper to buy MAC.....so now, I buy MAC/Urban Decay/bobbi brown.....MUG shadows are not as good as people say. The foiled eyeshadows swatch beautifully but, try getting them on your eyes!!! Does anyone have Charlotte Tilbury eyeshadows (quads)...i was going to get a palette on pay day but, might get the UD naked smoked ....not sure what to do.....12 eyeshadows for £38 or 4 for £42 lol (I know charlotte's has more product though)xxx
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