(Note – All personal information contained in this section is information that Messy posted herself on various public social media sites, including her full legal name, home address, financial information, and medical information):Q: Who is Jessamica92?
A: Jessamica92 (aka Messy) is a Sims player turned pregnancy / mommy vlogger. Her Sims channel has over 90k subscribers, while her vlog channels (TheWagnerBunch / Jessamommy) hover between 7-10k.
Jessamica92’s real name is Jessica Lynn Reeser. She’s 22 years old and lives in Vancouver, WA with her “fiancé” Daniel Wagner and newborn son, Elijah Wagner. She has two cats named Shadow and Annie.
Q: What makes Messy so special?
A: Messy is a know-it-all bigot with horrible grammar/spelling and a Twitter addiction known for her raging outbursts and brainwashing young pre-teen subscribers. She has a predominately young following (most are between the ages of 10-15) which she routinely takes advantage of by requesting donations in the form of money and gifts. She’s pretended to be starving while pregnant to entice kids to send her money, which she promised would spending on groceries and then spent on fast food and SIMS points. She tweets nearly every thought that comes into her head and is known for grossly oversharing personal details of her life including financial information, home address, health related info and more. Her hygiene is questionable at best, and usually Messy is seen in vlogs and selfies with greasy hair and unkempt surroundings. On multiple occasions she has posted vlogs containing cat feces in her baby’s nursery, knee-high piles of trash in her apartment, and deplorable conditions in her kitchen and bathrooms. Screenshots of these incidences are compiled here:
http://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f=291&t=14524
Messy and Daniel both enjoy criminal records. Messy was arrested for and plead guilty to a third degree felony shoplifting charge, and was also charged with driving without insurance. Daniel does not drive due to revoked / suspended driving privileges.
A lulzy introduction to The Wagner Bunch is available HERE:
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A video compilation of her begging for gifts can be found HERE:
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Q: Does Messy work?
A: YouTube is her only source of income (if you consider her horrible LP’s work). She quit her job as a manager at McDonalds shortly before announcing her pregnancy, though it has been speculated that she may have been fired for theft. Daniel’s exact occupation is unknown at this time but it is believed he is an hourly laborer.
Q: Does Messy know about GG? How did she find out?
A: Messy was informed that she had an active thread on GG through a text message from a friend / fan. The rage that ensued directly after her discovery is lovingly referred to by GG’ers as “Messypocolypse” and consisted of an hour long rash of incoherent hostile tweets followed by a rage deletion of her Twitter account. (Click HERE for all the lulz) A fast acting fellow GG’er quickly created a new parody account using Messy’s Twitter handle (@jessamica92) and even more hilarity ensued. Messy quickly took to Instagram and posted several raging messages about the incident, claiming her Twitter was “stolen” even though it was she herself that had deleted it. With nowhere else to turn Messy’s mother tweeted @shaycarl about the incident hoping for advice:
@shaycarl how do you deal with the haters daughter does YouTube being hated on she deleted her twitter someone took talking trash now
He never responded.
The parody Twitter was briefly suspended due to Messy’s pleas to the minions to report it, but was quickly reinstated. Shortly thereafter Messy created a new Twitter, @realjessamica92 and vowed to keep personal information off of the internet, a promise which lasted less than a day. She routinely deletes her tweets as an effort to thwart the haters, not realizing that the lulz are screencapped and posted here before she deletes them.
Q: What do I need to know about her pregnancy?
Note: Her “Pregnancy Story” can be found in more detail HERE:
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A: Messy announced her pregnancy at 7 weeks via a picture of her positive pregnancy test on Instagram. The weeks leading up to her announcement had been filled with drunk live streams and heavy partying. Messy flip flopped several times between claiming that the pregnancy was a surprise and that she and Daniel had been trying to conceive, ultimately proclaiming that the pregnancy was planned. Throughout her pregnancy Messy took very little care of herself or unborn child. She was diagnosed with high blood pressure and completely disregarded the diagnosis. She continued to consume caffeine and massive quantities of fast food which worsened her condition. Consequently, her pregnancy became high risk and she was subject to close monitoring requiring multiple doctors visits per week, which she raged and complained about on Twitter, vehemently denying that her high sodium diet had anything to do with her blood pressure. At one point she claimed she was just “To Tiny” (sic) to carry to full term. She was induced at 37 weeks and gave birth on 12/3/14. Baby Elijah was apparently not in the best health and had an IV until he was released from the hospital several days later, though Messy and Daniel did not elaborate on his condition.
Q: What’s with the animal abuse incident?
A: Messy and Dan thought it would be funny to try and re-enact the “machine gun kitty” gif in an Instagram video in October 2014. The “playfulness” got out of hand and the video ended with Messy forcefully holding down a shrieking cat while she laughed. After she posted the video several comments were made by fans that what she did was mean, and Messy flew off the handle and raged, responding with “If you think that’s mean you should see how Daniel picks on them” and “That’s how you play with cats – you pick on them”. This caused a stir on Twitter and a long argument ensued between Messy and her so-called “haters” which resulted in several different animal based agencies dragged into the Twitter war (@animalplanet and @mercyforanimals, notably). Several parties allegedly reported Messy to various law enforcement agencies to no avail. Messy was quite satisfied that she was never caught, tweeting that you can’t be arrested for abusing an animal “just one time”.
The Key Players:
Daniel Wayne Wagner AKA - DUI Dan: Messy’s Fiancé - Daniel is a strange creature who will occasionally tweet responses to GG threads and discussions on his Twitter, @Scorpian0999. While Messy was in labor it was discovered (by googling his Twitter handle) that he maintains several online dating / porn site profiles, one of which showed him as active roughly two weeks prior to his sons birth. Upon mentioning the profiles here, Daniel tweeted responses to GG'ers for two days claiming that Messy has access to ALL of his accounts and they were created before he and Messy started dating / while they were broken up, though the dates he was active on the profiles don't correspond with "love story" previously published by Messy.
The Minions: Messy has several “fans”, most of which are very young and naive. Messy frequently calls out to them to attack trolls and anyone else who doesn’t agree with her. The method of attack is usually annoying tweets such as “I know where you live and have your FB profile!!!” (they don’t) or “I hope you die!!!!”. Many methods have been used to thwart the minions including trying to reason with them, but due to their age and impressionability this is a difficult task. These minions believe every word that Messy says and will happily donate their allowance to her so she can buy fast food. Several of them refer to Messy as their mom or BFF. A few have created accounts on GG and made appearances in threads, only to be scared off by mods who tracked their IP addresses. Some of the main recurring minions are:
@AbbieWillsxo - Messys #1 fan, and friend (though they've never met). She fiercely defends Messys actions and is known for reaching out to GG'ers on Twitter and asking them to leave Messy alone. Abbie is not an irrational stan, rather someone who is young (early teens) and brainwashed by Messy. She rarely attacks anyone, yet hangs on Messy's every word and is a predominant figure in her saga.
@OscarAlonso13 - another teenage fan, known for his obsession with breastfeeding and child birth.
@joewaaayyy - a true white knight, comes to the rescue of Messy when she rages.
@zeldaisbae - known for claiming to know where you live and having your FB profile. She doesn't.
@kayxox123 - the most annoying minion by far. Spews random rashes of incoherent nonsense in defense of Messy and is relentless in her attacks.
Elijah Wagner: Messy’s newborn son, the unfortunate victim of having two of the most screwed up parents in history. Messy and Dan’s neglectful behavior toward Elijah started within days of his birth, and includes complaining via Twitter of Elijah being awake at night, bathing him too soon with an unhealed umbilical cord, leaving him in only a diaper at 5 days old in 40 degree temperatures, and allowing their cat to sit on top of him for photo ops. But despite their many faux pas, it should be mentioned that Messy and DUI Dan have promised to make sure Elijah receives both Christmas and birthday presents, because they don't want to be "those" kinds of parents.
If you are new to Guru Gossiper you may see references to Kai / Kailyn - her thread can be found here: http://gurugossiper.com/viewforum.php?f=53
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