The Official Schuerman Glossary!

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"Chub" - Jay's little...friend. Measures one inch in length. Was two inches prior to manscaping.

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Poo - when something gets returned because money is needed

See also: Sam's rating of :oink:'s three minute hugs.

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"Schumonsters": the Schueman spawn, coined by our own DeviliciousDrew.

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Haters - people with at least a modicum of intelligence who merely point out the truth.

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Bumping this up for new members :-)

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Shartbag: gigantic brown greasy couch-like piece of furniture. Formerly known as the "fartbag," until Jay overtrusted a fart and actually shit himself.

see also: Splenda, side effects and Explosive Diarrhea

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Plastic Palace AKA Swiss Cheese Palace: The Schuerman's plastic covered double wide trailer full of hail damage because they use the insurance checks on shopping sprees & squatcations.

Squatcation: When the Schuerman's up & go on a vacation/trip to impose on friends, family & strangers with little to no notice and eat all their food and take over their homes for weeks. They refuse to stay at a hotel unless it's free.

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Snuggle Time / Mommy Time - The we-don't-know-how-many-times-per-day that Scam's 2 and 3 year olds latch on to her breasts and suck until they feel better and/or are full of her magical boob juice.

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Magical Boob Juice - Scam's breast milk which she claims will cure everything from chapped lips to diaper rash to psoriasis.

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What, she actually said that about her breast milk? I am very disturbed :?
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Good god, this is funny. I won't post anything besides this post because I'm brand new to this hellacious hellhole of a family, but I HAD to say thank you for everyone who's added to this (I know it's not for me, but I'm saying thank you from everyone who reads this). This is some genius shit right here!! :respekt:
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Totally off topic, but this is HILARIOUS!!! :rofl: I'm DYING!!!!

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Bralette: What Sam wears to hold her gigantic saggy milk bags. She thinks it's cute to show her neon bralette straps with every outfit.

Nannys Apple Crumble: When prepared by Sam translates to unseasoned mush.

Makeup Tutorial: Painting your face, ears, chest & breasts orange. Following a pattern of Orange, white,orange & white.
Example: Orange foundation, white concealer over most of the Orange foundation, orange bronzer followed by white highlight.

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Okay, since I was reminded by my lovely friend about this thread, I'll add:

"grapes" another word for pot

smoking grapes...self explanatory

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And I'm sorry I'm so behind today. I was in the hospital since Monday night until yesterday, and today was the first chance I've had to read and comment. And I had forgotten this thread and how dang funny it is! :tu:

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FatalFlaw wrote:Shartbag: gigantic brown greasy couch-like piece of furniture. Formerly known as the "fartbag," until Jay overtrusted a fart and actually shit himself.

see also: Splenda, side effects and Explosive Diarrhea
Oh god, did he really?!?
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bump wrote:
FatalFlaw wrote:Shartbag: gigantic brown greasy couch-like piece of furniture. Formerly known as the "fartbag," until Jay overtrusted a fart and actually shit himself.

see also: Splenda, side effects and Explosive Diarrhea
Oh god, did he really?!?
According to Princess (See also: Phoenix, Child of the Corn) yes, Jobless shat himself while enjoying a particularly juicy fart session. Phoenix has a big mouth, that little scamp has ratted his folks out on several things, recently. :rofl:
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This thread is Delightful! I can't stop laughing!

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Indilwen wrote:Okay, since I was reminded by my lovely friend about this thread, I'll add:

"grapes" another word for pot

smoking grapes...self explanatory
They smoke pot?! That actually explains quite a bit...

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