"Got death?" (so heartwarming!)
"Hey, isn't that the foundation you've been wanting to try? Isn't that your shade? " (This is possibly my favorite of all time!)
Caryisms (Sh*t Cary Says)
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Re: Caryisms (Sh*t Cary Says)
"Why don't you grab one of your blush brushes and one of your setting sprays and try it like that?"
(In regards to low pigmented blush.)
- Empties! 4/2/14 vif
(In regards to low pigmented blush.)
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Alright guys, I'm kinda bored so I looked up a few of my favorite Cary quotes:
"Chartreuse and mauve."
- Cary's Facebook post response to his favorite colors.
"I can't wait to give everyone hugs and kisses for Christmas."
- Cary's holiday wishes on Facebook.
"That's right, I am sexy."
- Cary's response to his Facebook selfie.
"Naked 3 is coming out soon!"
- Cary allegedly informing Maria about the new Naked 3 palette back in November 2013.
"What has been your most favorite concert that you have gone to."
- Cary with his impeccable grammar.
"Tell the voices to shut up or pay rent."
- Cary's response to Maria's voices in her head while she's filming.
"Maria has every bad trait of every woman I've ever been with."
- Cary's opinion of Maria according to his daughter. (Cassirena's Facebook post posted here: http://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f ... &start=875)
"Two people made my dead list in one year and both times I can't do anything about it"
- Cary hating on a guy who was allegedly trying to 'get with Maria' on Keek
"I'm excited about the Back to MAC program!"
- Cary allegedly getting excited about MAC, according to Maria back in November 2013.
"I got my wife naked."
- Carry not using proper grammar, claiming he bought Maria Naked 3.
"Chartreuse and mauve."
- Cary's Facebook post response to his favorite colors.
"I can't wait to give everyone hugs and kisses for Christmas."
- Cary's holiday wishes on Facebook.
"That's right, I am sexy."
- Cary's response to his Facebook selfie.
"Naked 3 is coming out soon!"
- Cary allegedly informing Maria about the new Naked 3 palette back in November 2013.
"What has been your most favorite concert that you have gone to."
- Cary with his impeccable grammar.
"Tell the voices to shut up or pay rent."
- Cary's response to Maria's voices in her head while she's filming.
"Maria has every bad trait of every woman I've ever been with."
- Cary's opinion of Maria according to his daughter. (Cassirena's Facebook post posted here: http://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f ... &start=875)
"Two people made my dead list in one year and both times I can't do anything about it"
- Cary hating on a guy who was allegedly trying to 'get with Maria' on Keek
"I'm excited about the Back to MAC program!"
- Cary allegedly getting excited about MAC, according to Maria back in November 2013.
"I got my wife naked."
- Carry not using proper grammar, claiming he bought Maria Naked 3.
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I think the stuff she claims Cary says is just her trying to copy other beauty youtubers who actually mention nice things their husbands do.
Have you been sleeping, Dale? You got kind of that county fair smell.
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Technically there's nothing wrong with Cary's grammar in "I got my wife naked." But he's ruining the joke by not capitalizing "Naked." The non-makeup-obsessed wouldn't know what sort of product (a movie? perfume? etc.) "Naked" was, but they would know that he was making a play on words. All he's saying now is the equivalent of "I undressed my wife, or helped her undress. Now she is naked." I cannot believe I just took up for him either, but there really is no grammar mistake there, just a missed pun opportunity!
Also part of my misspent youth was misspent at Rocky Horror, and I want to know what the hell kind of makeup he allegedly did, as there are only three parts that actually fit "white fat guy":
1. Eddie, the pizza delivery guy who never left because he fell in love with Columbia. This would involve a scar across his forehead, since half of Eddie's brain has been removed, and maybe some dark rings around the eyes for that zombified look... oh snap, maybe he did teach Mariar to do eye makeup!
2. The Narrator, aka Criminologist. This is the guy who turns up in between segments of the movie to "explain" the action ("I would like, if I may, to tell you...") and allege that the movie takes place on a "late November evening," even though Brad and Janet are listening to Nixon's resignation speech, which happened in August... you see what I mean about "misspent."
3. Dr. Scott. This would be a low-effort part for Cary because for most of this character's screen time, others push him around in a wheelchair, but as with the Criminologist, he'd have to wear at least a sport jacket and tie to look right.
Also... CAAAAARY! Goddamnit! Squirrel some pennies away from Mariar and have your kilt altered so that it hangs right at the middle of the knee. Not above, not below like you wore it to that wedding (although I commend the effort you put in there, sir), AT the knee. The saying in the land of your, and my, ancestors is, "Above the knee, he's a boy; at the knee, he's a man; below the knee, he's a fookin' liar." (The reason for this ought to be easy enough to grasp. Literally.) And we all know the massive liar in your marriage isn't you...
Also part of my misspent youth was misspent at Rocky Horror, and I want to know what the hell kind of makeup he allegedly did, as there are only three parts that actually fit "white fat guy":
1. Eddie, the pizza delivery guy who never left because he fell in love with Columbia. This would involve a scar across his forehead, since half of Eddie's brain has been removed, and maybe some dark rings around the eyes for that zombified look... oh snap, maybe he did teach Mariar to do eye makeup!
2. The Narrator, aka Criminologist. This is the guy who turns up in between segments of the movie to "explain" the action ("I would like, if I may, to tell you...") and allege that the movie takes place on a "late November evening," even though Brad and Janet are listening to Nixon's resignation speech, which happened in August... you see what I mean about "misspent."
3. Dr. Scott. This would be a low-effort part for Cary because for most of this character's screen time, others push him around in a wheelchair, but as with the Criminologist, he'd have to wear at least a sport jacket and tie to look right.
Also... CAAAAARY! Goddamnit! Squirrel some pennies away from Mariar and have your kilt altered so that it hangs right at the middle of the knee. Not above, not below like you wore it to that wedding (although I commend the effort you put in there, sir), AT the knee. The saying in the land of your, and my, ancestors is, "Above the knee, he's a boy; at the knee, he's a man; below the knee, he's a fookin' liar." (The reason for this ought to be easy enough to grasp. Literally.) And we all know the massive liar in your marriage isn't you...
Please report MissGlamorrazi's plastic surgery video to protect young girls from manipulation.
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"Maybe you're just an Urban Decay girl now and not two-faced"...Cary R.
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Lol! I was going to add this one!!!!Moe77 wrote:"Maybe you're just an Urban Decay girl now and not two-faced"...Cary R.
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stop ruining these brands for me Maria. ugh!!! oh well..it's not like she can buy the deluxe set or even the on the go that's coming out the 1st!
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Hahahahahaha! I love the idea of this thread because Mariar claims Cary says all kinds of shit we know he never said.yestheyrereal wrote:Lol! I was going to add this one!!!!Moe77 wrote:"Maybe you're just an Urban Decay girl now and not two-faced"...Cary R.
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"I'm homeless and living in mine and Maria's car if anyone wants to contact me go ahead if not then have fun with your lives"
A Bubba classic.
A Bubba classic.
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"You need to buy that mascara!" I think that was what Maria said he said about the Jordana mascara.
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This one is making me laugh. Along with the hugs and kisses for Christmas. Uh no..step away weirdo!! No one except derp wants your hugs and kisses!!KimiSoYeah wrote:"I'm homeless and living in mine and Maria's car if anyone wants to contact me go ahead if not then have fun with your lives"
A Bubba classic.
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"Why don't you use those makeup wipes that burn your eyes to clean down under".
Yeah, maybe she will burn her coochie off and we won't have to hear about her Aunt Flo anymore. That would be amazeballz.
Yeah, maybe she will burn her coochie off and we won't have to hear about her Aunt Flo anymore. That would be amazeballz.
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SassyGal wrote:"Why don't you use those makeup wipes that burn your eyes to clean down under".
Yeah, maybe she will burn her coochie off and we won't have to hear about her Aunt Flo anymore. That would be amazeballz.
Uuummmm......why would any husband want their wife's who-ha burned off?? Is that a sign/signal to her??