Broadback Mountain: Herp No Longer Reaching Her Twin Peaks-Part 13

[Paint_by_numb3r]

Okay I just found this info:

Gustavus Adolphus College Academic Assistant at Gustavus Adolphus College (2011-2012)

So, it’s not her current job.

[MontyD]

In today's video she mentioned 'picking up extra shifts'.
I dunno...

I caught that. It doesn't sound like a 9-5 office job.
Where did you get the employer/job title info? Is she on LinkedIn?

Okay, phew it can’t be similar to mine afterall
Maybe she’s reception somewhere but on a part time or casual type of basis?

[Saralop]

I’m fully convinced that she works part-time now at the animal shelter that she used to volunteer at.

[Paint_by_numb3r]

Didn’t someone comment on one of her videos that they saw her working at Goodwill? I think it’s either that or the shelter.

[jlf1983]

“Let me know what you’d like me to test out in the comments”… ok, cause you listen to your viewer’s suggestions since when?

[burneraccount46]

Okay I just found this info:

Gustavus Adolphus College Academic Assistant at Gustavus Adolphus College (2011-2012)

So, it’s not her current job.

Dang! The 10 months maybe messed me up. Maybe she only doing that for 10 months in undergrad then.

[TatoFlower]

So, let me get this straight. Her "job"...
- Has her working 40 hours a week
- Has her working 4 days a week
- Has her going to "the office"
- Gave her an employee review with input from her peers
- Has her working remotely some days
- Has her in the back doing "admin stuff" on Casual Fridays
- Has her "picking up shifts"

And the only outfit related to her job in her monthly OOTD was... a too-short Lularoe shirt she thinks is a dress, leggings, combat boots, and heinously ugly Pokémon backpack.

And somehow she spends most of her time in her pajamas and never wears makeup to the point that she has to mention it in EVERY VIDEO.

Is it... possible... she never had a job to begin with? Or was canned at some point and is just keeping up appearances? She's more consistently active with videos now, I wonder if she's desperate to get some sponsorships/affiliate links?

ETA: Also I can't imagine she interviews well, not well enough to justify her huge gap in employment. She isn't above lying about herself (she told a Bumble date she does "art", aka editing her videos) but her personality and laziness makes her seem unemployable long-term.

[California blonde]

So, let me get this straight. Her "job"...
- Has her working 40 hours a week
- Has her working 4 days a week
- Has her going to "the office"
- Gave her an employee review with input from her peers
- Has her working remotely some days
- Has her in the back doing "admin stuff" on Casual Fridays
- Has her "picking up shifts"

And the only outfit related to her job in her monthly OOTD was... a too-short Lularoe shirt she thinks is a dress, leggings, combat boots, and heinously ugly Pokémon backpack.

And somehow she spends most of her time in her pajamas and never wears makeup to the point that she has to mention it in EVERY VIDEO.

Is it... possible... she never had a job to begin with? Or was canned at some point and is just keeping up appearances? She's more consistently active with videos now, I wonder if she's desperate to get some sponsorships/affiliate links?

ETA: Also I can't imagine she interviews well, not well enough to justify her huge gap in employment. She isn't above lying about herself (she told a Bumble date she does "art", aka editing her videos) but her personality and laziness makes her seem unemployable long-term.

I think she has a job, but exaggerates her role/responsibilities. If she felt she was treated unfairly, and then fired, she'd be playing the victim. We'd hear all about it, just like we hear about every friend, date, neighbor, nurse, etc etc etc who has done her wrong. Or, she would let it go, coming up with an excuse after the fact (couldn't do her channel and work a regular job). I also sense a tad more "professional" confidence, with more variety in her videos than thee last year or two. It might come from being employed for nine months, and not fired. Given her tendency to piss off people, I am curious about the 360 review.

She's never shown any interest in affiliate links, which are a great source of income when views drop. Walmart has really upped their fashion game. And it's really easy to order on-line. A number of you-tubers do walmart hauls every month. But, it takes a lot more effort than setting up a livestream.

[D_B]

So, let me get this straight. Her "job"...
- Has her working 40 hours a week
- Has her working 4 days a week
- Has her going to "the office"
- Gave her an employee review with input from her peers
- Has her working remotely some days
- Has her in the back doing "admin stuff" on Casual Fridays
- Has her "picking up shifts"

And the only outfit related to her job in her monthly OOTD was... a too-short Lularoe shirt she thinks is a dress, leggings, combat boots, and heinously ugly Pokémon backpack.

And somehow she spends most of her time in her pajamas and never wears makeup to the point that she has to mention it in EVERY VIDEO.

Is it... possible... she never had a job to begin with? Or was canned at some point and is just keeping up appearances? She's more consistently active with videos now, I wonder if she's desperate to get some sponsorships/affiliate links?

Excellent layout of the weird Cassie job anomaly.
If she does have a steady job, I think it's something she has previously looked down on and was vocal about.
I've also wondered if she's maybe had two or more jobs since she started her 'Career Cass' saga.
You'd think she’d love to whine about either being let go or quitting a job because of 'unfair treatment' but maybe she's afraid she’d look like the flake she is.


"Dang! The 10 months maybe messed me up. Maybe she only doing that for 10 months in undergrad then."

I'm not sure if maybe this relates, but when I was looking for a complete staff list, I did notice that there is an employee at the college with the same first name as her and the last name began with N as well.

[Phil3]

Staff list where?

[D_B]

Staff list where?

It was speculated that Cassie is working at the college she attended for undergrad. Searching the staff list came up with nothing though.

[babyjustice]

Staff list where?

It was speculated that Cassie is working at the college she attended for undergrad. Searching the staff list came up with nothing though.

I may have gotten all turned around, but she was not a professor, only a Teaching Assistant in undergrad. She mentioned it a few times, and probably last in that video where she assaulted a paint-by-number kit and sang her own praises about being gifted in stretching canvas, while having the dexterity and finished product you would expect to see after a bag of fruit was hit by a bus. That "job" was gave her the idea that she should be a college professor. I'm sure there are a lot of "bless her heart" types at that university who really earned their salaries that year.

[D_B]

I may have gotten all turned around, but she was not a professor, only a Teaching Assistant in undergrad. She mentioned it a few times, and probably last in that video where she assaulted a paint-by-number kit and sang her own praises about being gifted in stretching canvas, while having the dexterity and finished product you would expect to see after a bag of fruit was hit by a bus. That "job" was gave her the idea that she should be a college professor. I'm sure there are a lot of "bless her heart" types at that university who really earned their salaries that year.

Oh yeah, I know that she definitely wasn't a professor. I wasn't sure if Teaching Assistants would be mentioned on a staff list somewhere. Is that even a paid position or is it something a professor assigns?
Can you imagine having to deal with her insufferable, smug ass when given even the slightest bit of 'power'?
"Bless her heart" indeed.

Poor Cass, all the unrealized dreams - professor, dentist, functional adult. * le sigh *

LOL @ the bag of fruit description!

[babyjustice]

I may have gotten all turned around, but she was not a professor, only a Teaching Assistant in undergrad. She mentioned it a few times, and probably last in that video where she assaulted a paint-by-number kit and sang her own praises about being gifted in stretching canvas, while having the dexterity and finished product you would expect to see after a bag of fruit was hit by a bus. That "job" was gave her the idea that she should be a college professor. I'm sure there are a lot of "bless her heart" types at that university who really earned their salaries that year.

Oh yeah, I know that she definitely wasn't a professor. I wasn't sure if Teaching Assistants would be mentioned on a staff list somewhere. Is that even a paid position or is it something a professor assigns?
Can you imagine having to deal with her insufferable, smug ass when given even the slightest bit of 'power'?
"Bless her heart" indeed.

Poor Cass, all the unrealized dreams - professor, dentist, functional adult. * le sigh *

LOL @ the bag of fruit description!

It probably depends on the school, but I thought they were typically work-study positions, but I don't believe Cass qualified for typical loans and aid. I can't even remember if her student loan stories were supposed to be about undergrad or grad school BECAUSE IT'S BEEN YEARSH SINCE SHE MENTIONED HER MOUNTAIN OF DEBT. Funny thing that. Because she went to a very-expensive, private, religious school, they may have had the funds to pay students to be assistants, but it's really hard to think it was a regular paid position where Casey was chosen over a lot of other, motivated students. I always assumed it was for the same professor who went to Tufts and was her in for grad school. She sure hasn't been mentioned in a long time! Guess she made the BUJO burn list for breaking Casey's belief in art for art's sake and all that.

It is wild that sMutti paid for 3 years of private grad school in Boshton so Casey could start her second Pokemon cross stitch in 2023, but Mutter did say she paid for "the experience," so that's what she got and she should redirect her blame at Mutti for breaking her spirit.

[D_B]

Sheesh, I realized I was forgetting the possibility that Cass was maybe working at the college now, which is what made me look at staff lists. I can't keep Casey’s shuper impressive student and fabulous working girl sages straight.

It is wild that sMutti paid for 3 years of private grad school in Boshton so Casey could start her second Pokemon cross stitch in 2023, but Mutter did say she paid for "the experience," so that's what she got and she should redirect her blame at Mutti for breaking her spirit.

It's been said before, but bears repeating, that the 'experience' Mutts was referring to wasn't really Cassie's, but her own. Years of not having to deal with her exhausting butter goblin on a regular basis and being able to bone anywhere in the house?! Win/Win!

[babyjustice]

You GUISSSSSSE, we missed another channel milestone
Casey has made it to 270k subscribers

Sadly we didn't even get a channel anniversary featuring a beige, fried mukbang, and now this!! Maybe the last 1k subs left since Dan stopped showing up to correct her on livestreams and talk to the chat about things that everyone in the world knows about except Casey?

Socialblade estimates her yearly earnings as $295 - $4.7K and she doesn't really do sponshorships anymore, the days of free bariatric beds are over and, even though her precious old and high CPM means she's at the higher end of the estimate, uh, yikes. I follow so many creators now who have almost every stream demonetized, but they have crazy amounts of members and get a lot of superchats every week. I feel like adsense is becoming a thing of the past with all of google's bs, and google wins because they have higher ad revenue than EVER, and pay out a much, much smaller percentage to creators and have left fans and followers to directly fund their favorite creators, while also taking 30% of every membership and superchat. We really need a new youtube JMHO, because that is one shit deal for viewers, but I'm still sad Casey never went ahead with her $1/month membership for "just existing" and zero additional content. I guess her channel pays for her collectibles though, and an occasional uggo, overpriced hoodie from StitchFix?

How long has it been since Casey killed G to move Dan in? Seems like long enough to update the About section of her page, but whatevs I guess.

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[D_B]

The Engagement: Cassie Keeps Hoping, Dan Keeps Noping

[D_B]

I don't know why Casshole's crapfest video irritated me so much today, but it did.
It's basically a half hour of her Deepfat Chopra-ing about how she just doesn't care anymore 'cuz self luv.
No, it's not self love you Beast, it's giving yourself permission to give up.
She acts as if she has all this wisdom - "Maybe it just comes with age". No, you're in your early 30's and have the maturity and self awareness of a dirty sock.
She whines about how shociety made her feel bad about herself and forced her to work out 2-3 hours a day and starve herself. (There's an old chestnut that hasn't been trotted out in awhile).
Miss Enlightenment smugly says that the friends who made her feel bad about herself aren't her friends anymore. You mean like all your friends???
Did they make her feel bad because maybe they asked if she was doing okay as they watched her balloon up and her skin turn greyish orange? How dare they!
Anyhoo, those losers are in her past. All she needs is Mutti and Stoner McButterTeeth.
She claims that she'd just been 'performing', looks and personality wise, for most of her life, but not anymore!
(Seriously? You were just performing being a sloppy, bitchy Karen? M'kay )
Let's also give a big HUZZAH to people who wear pajama pants to the grocery store and post office! They're the real heroes because they don't allow themselves to be bullied into "dressing up like they're going on the most important date of their life".
That's a wide gap, Casey. Putting on a pair of jeans and a clean shirt to run errands isn't tantamount to donning a ballgown and the Crown Jewels.
(No shade intended to those who wear pajama pants in public)

At least one person in the comments wasn't kissing her ass - sounds like they were trolling, but hey.

[Minimalist]

This video pissed me off as well. There is a huge difference in maturing,accepting yourself and doing things for other people and what Cassie has turned into. Having dignity and the self respect to be clean and presentable is something she doesn't seem to understand is just a basic. Slobbing about like she does in her underwear day in day out is nothing to be proud of.
There is no way she would be posting this if she wasn't so sure she had Dan captured forever. She could be in for a shock one day if he leaves or she's fired from her job.
Her overall tone was so whiny as well. The reason she doesn't have friends anymore is likely because she's not a very easy person to spend time with. I have to watch her videos on x2 speed to get through them.