Michel & Jordy: TIlL DEATH (I Blocked U) Part 21

[Tubeviewer]

Michel has an amazing figure, like I’d kill to have her shape. But I feel like that dress didn’t accentuate her body - it’s the type of dress that makes someone who is more straight up and down look curvy with the back cutout and bow creating the illusion of a shape, and the weird hem near the slit made her hips look wider. It made her look more pear than hourglass. It always surprises me that she doesn’t seem to know how to dress her body. I also think she could’ve sized up and had the top taken in more to avoid the weird puckering and to make the bottom of the dress more flowy like it is on the model.
I still think she looked gorgeous, the dress was just a miss for me.

[Ym1987]

Has Jordy ever kissed a girl? It looks like he’s performing CPR. No wonder she’s always turning away when he’s going in for one. Blech

I can’t believe she reposted the video where someone was recording them kissing in the photo booth with the other couple. They looked so awkward. They’re just not in sync with each other. It’s like they’re a teenage couple that just started learning how to kiss. They’re not comfortable with each other.

I’d be really surprised if they actually captured any sexy photos like she wanted.

[funtowatch]

The taco plate consisted of 2 tacos and some chips.

[eses4]

The second post today that shows she has been reading all the comments about reactions to this wedding ….

I guess she likes and cares more of us than her frands lool

[ordinaryem]

The taco plate consisted of 2 tacos and some chips.

I will say, this is pretty legit for tacos for a single portion. I was thinking of the smaller street tacos.

[Sarahmolly451]

Michel has an amazing figure, like I’d kill to have her shape. But I feel like that dress didn’t accentuate her body - it’s the type of dress that makes someone who is more straight up and down look curvy with the back cutout and bow creating the illusion of a shape, and the weird hem near the slit made her hips look wider. It made her look more pear than hourglass. It always surprises me that she doesn’t seem to know how to dress her body. I also think she could’ve sized up and had the top taken in more to avoid the weird puckering and to make the bottom of the dress more flowy like it is on the model.
I still think she looked gorgeous, the dress was just a miss for me.

I don’t mind the cut of the dress. I liked the shape of it on her. I just thought it was too busy in the back and I didn’t like that extra layer of fabric in the front. I think she really oversold how sexy the dress was, though. Aside from the back, nothing about it was even remotely risqué.

[thrifty+fifty]

Michel has an amazing figure, like I’d kill to have her shape. But I feel like that dress didn’t accentuate her body - it’s the type of dress that makes someone who is more straight up and down look curvy with the back cutout and bow creating the illusion of a shape, and the weird hem near the slit made her hips look wider. It made her look more pear than hourglass. It always surprises me that she doesn’t seem to know how to dress her body. I also think she could’ve sized up and had the top taken in more to avoid the weird puckering and to make the bottom of the dress more flowy like it is on the model.
I still think she looked gorgeous, the dress was just a miss for me.

I don’t mind the cut of the dress. I liked the shape of it on her. I just thought it was too busy in the back and I didn’t like that extra layer of fabric in the front. I think she really oversold how sexy the dress was, though. Aside from the back, nothing about it was even remotely risqué.

Maybe it's the tightness of the dress that made it risque?

[smallhamlet]

Something about the fabric of the dress just didn’t work for me. It’s like the exact same sheen and thickness as the bridesmaid’s dress she wore for JJ’s wedding. There’s a lot going on in the back, and I wish she had done either straps or off-the-shoulder sleeves, not both.

That said, her bouquet was gorgeous and the florals in the church were nice. That’s a nice event space.

But it all just didn’t seem bougie enough for Michel lmao. Pizza in her garage?

[thrifty+fifty]

She is posting to her IG stories more than I have ever seen before.

Some great candid photos of their guests and the church and the flowers, all looked fabulous. But I cringed so hard at her and her dad doing some kind of rap performance in the church, wow, it was a lot. A. Lot. I didn't understand that performance at all, it was not a father - daughter dance at all. It was, just, total cringefest.

She was so lucky her dress didn't get caught in the rear wheel of the vests - did he ride it with her on the back all the way home?

The way she goes on about safety and the internet, well it's not us who dumps her private information into the public domain. Nobody was going to crash her afterparty, despite what she thinks.

[Sarahmolly451]

I don’t mind the cut of the dress. I liked the shape of it on her. I just thought it was too busy in the back and I didn’t like that extra layer of fabric in the front. I think she really oversold how sexy the dress was, though. Aside from the back, nothing about it was even remotely risqué.

Maybe it's the tightness of the dress that made it risque?

Yeah, that might have been it. It really hugged her in the back. I was picturing a dress that revealed a lot of skin. But at the end of the day, she looked like she felt great in it and that’s all that really matters.

[Sarahmolly451]

Something about the fabric of the dress just didn’t work for me. It’s like the exact same sheen and thickness as the bridesmaid’s dress she wore for JJ’s wedding. There’s a lot going on in the back, and I wish she had done either straps or off-the-shoulder sleeves, not both.

That said, her bouquet was gorgeous and the florals in the church were nice. That’s a nice event space.

But it all just didn’t seem bougie enough for Michel lmao. Pizza in her garage?

The event space was beautiful! That was a good choice. I thought the decor looked lovely.

I agree this wedding did not feel like Michel at all. This felt like she was trying to be someone else, someone she thinks Jordy and his friends will like. Like that rap she did —- she was trying to be sassy and hip because she thinks that’s who she needs to be to fit into his life. She might look back on the day in the short term and tell herself how much she loved it and it fits who she is now. But I’m not sure how happy she’ll be with it in a few years’ time. God only knows what she’ll say about it if they get divorced.

[Sarahmolly451]

She is posting to her IG stories more than I have ever seen before.

Some great candid photos of their guests and the church and the flowers, all looked fabulous. But I cringed so hard at her and her dad doing some kind of rap performance in the church, wow, it was a lot. A. Lot. I didn't understand that performance at all, it was not a father - daughter dance at all. It was, just, total cringefest.

She was so lucky her dress didn't get caught in the rear wheel of the vests - did he ride it with her on the back all the way home?

The way she goes on about safety and the internet, well it's not us who dumps her private information into the public domain. Nobody was going to crash her afterparty, despite what she thinks.

She didn’t want to disclose the location of the afterparty for fear people were going to crash it but had zero qualms about publicly releasing where she and Jordy go to church.

Make it make sense.

[thrifty+fifty]

She is posting to her IG stories more than I have ever seen before.

Some great candid photos of their guests and the church and the flowers, all looked fabulous. But I cringed so hard at her and her dad doing some kind of rap performance in the church, wow, it was a lot. A. Lot. I didn't understand that performance at all, it was not a father - daughter dance at all. It was, just, total cringefest.

She was so lucky her dress didn't get caught in the rear wheel of the vests - did he ride it with her on the back all the way home?

The way she goes on about safety and the internet, well it's not us who dumps her private information into the public domain. Nobody was going to crash her afterparty, despite what she thinks.

She didn’t want to disclose the location of the afterparty for fear people were going to crash it but had zero qualms about publicly releasing where she and Jordy go to church.

Make it make sense.

It will never make sense because she is massively contradictory all the time (if not downright lying about things) . It's going to break your brain if you try to reconcile things she's said. I know, because I tried.

At the end of the day, I hope she's really happy and I for one am glad he didn't leave her at the altar. I just hope they wait before having children, get used to being married for a bit before introducing kids into the equation.

I guess we'll find out in due course...

[smallhamlet]

Something about the fabric of the dress just didn’t work for me. It’s like the exact same sheen and thickness as the bridesmaid’s dress she wore for JJ’s wedding. There’s a lot going on in the back, and I wish she had done either straps or off-the-shoulder sleeves, not both.

That said, her bouquet was gorgeous and the florals in the church were nice. That’s a nice event space.

But it all just didn’t seem bougie enough for Michel lmao. Pizza in her garage?

The event space was beautiful! That was a good choice. I thought the decor looked lovely.

I agree this wedding did not feel like Michel at all. This felt like she was trying to be someone else, someone she thinks Jordy and his friends will like. Like that rap she did —- she was trying to be sassy and hip because she thinks that’s who she needs to be to fit into his life. She might look back on the day in the short term and tell herself how much she loved it and it fits who she is now. But I’m not sure how happy she’ll be with it in a few years’ time. God only knows what she’ll say about it if they get divorced.

It definitely felt like it was Jordy’s idea of elevated instead of Michel’s idea. It all felt too much like just for Jordy and trying to be “quirky” to fit his more casual vibe. Donuts and sushi and pizza in the garage?? I was actually horrified at her signage—I’ve seen high schoolers do way better in Canva for free (and Canva has nice templates!). I can’t believe she paid someone money for that.

You’re so right, I can’t wait to hear her complain about this wedding about how it “wasn’t what she wanted” yet again. I’m still wondering how they made a two hour reception work.

[Sarahmolly451]

She didn’t want to disclose the location of the afterparty for fear people were going to crash it but had zero qualms about publicly releasing where she and Jordy go to church.

Make it make sense.

It will never make sense because she is massively contradictory all the time (if not downright lying about things) . It's going to break your brain if you try to reconcile things she's said. I know, because I tried.

At the end of the day, I hope she's really happy and I for one am glad he didn't leave her at the altar. I just hope they wait before having children, get used to being married for a bit before introducing kids into the equation.

I guess we'll find out in due course...

Things were looking pretty rocky between them in the lead up to the wedding day. I really thought he might bail on her. I’m glad he didn’t only because it would have been humiliating and traumatic for her. Still, I’m not convinced them getting married was a good idea at all and they probably should have broken up already.

[Sarahmolly451]

The event space was beautiful! That was a good choice. I thought the decor looked lovely.

I agree this wedding did not feel like Michel at all. This felt like she was trying to be someone else, someone she thinks Jordy and his friends will like. Like that rap she did —- she was trying to be sassy and hip because she thinks that’s who she needs to be to fit into his life. She might look back on the day in the short term and tell herself how much she loved it and it fits who she is now. But I’m not sure how happy she’ll be with it in a few years’ time. God only knows what she’ll say about it if they get divorced.

It definitely felt like it was Jordy’s idea of elevated instead of Michel’s idea. It all felt too much like just for Jordy and trying to be “quirky” to fit his more casual vibe. Donuts and sushi and pizza in the garage?? I was actually horrified at her signage—I’ve seen high schoolers do way better in Canva for free (and Canva has nice templates!). I can’t believe she paid someone money for that.

You’re so right, I can’t wait to hear her complain about this wedding about how it “wasn’t what she wanted” yet again. I’m still wondering how they made a two hour reception work.

From the footage I have seen of the reception, it basically looked like like an extended cocktail hour with the big dances (bride and groom dance, daddy-daughter dance, etc) sprinkled in. I’m guessing there were speeches too. Curious to see more of it. It really did not look fun at all. Fun for Michel and Jordy but not fun for the guests.

[smithboma]

The taco plate consisted of 2 tacos and some chips.

I will say, this is pretty legit for tacos for a single portion. I was thinking of the smaller street tacos.

ok yum that actually does look really good

[thrifty+fifty]

I will say, this is pretty legit for tacos for a single portion. I was thinking of the smaller street tacos.

ok yum that actually does look really good

Hope there were no diabetics there, that's not super diabetic friendly.

Did you see they had donuts flown in FROM BOSTON????

[Sarahmolly451]

The taco plate consisted of 2 tacos and some chips.

It does look yummy. Though I think tortilla chips with tacos is overkill --- too bad the vendor didn't offer rice as a side instead. That would make it feel more like a complete meal.

That's just me being nitpicky --- it really does look delicious and it's a good size portion.

[Sarahmolly451]

ok yum that actually does look really good

Hope there were no diabetics there, that's not super diabetic friendly.

Did you see they had donuts flown in FROM BOSTON????

Yeah, I believe so. That couldn't have been cheap. Would love to know how much that cost.