Michel Janse: Panic Eating Tacos (Part 16)

[clotheskitchen]

I can't believe she paid 1.5 million dollars to make so many changes. as she went through the video, i had a running tally in my head estimating how much these changes would cost, and it's easily in the thousands. I feel like for 1.5 million you could get a place that doesn't need thousands of dollars worth of alterations. idk

I agree. I would happily buy a house in need of some renovations if it was being sold at a reasonable price. At 1.5 mil, everything better be perfect. It’s so funny to me that she’s only now discovering all of these holes in the wall, because there’s no way a FaceTime toor would be able to capture all those details (and Jordy clearly didn’t notice or care). Also, how in the world did she not know to use a drop cloth on the carpet before painting?! I can’t.

[Hi2022]

Saw this posted in Reddit so credit goes to them. The caption says it all "$2200 ring in exchange for $1.5 mil house"

I hope for Michel that Jordy had already decided he would propose to her well before the offer to "go in together on a house" was ever voiced by the Janses.

He said “secured the bag” on their engagement photo.

[thrifty+fifty]

I can't believe she paid 1.5 million dollars to make so many changes. as she went through the video, i had a running tally in my head estimating how much these changes would cost, and it's easily in the thousands. I feel like for 1.5 million you could get a place that doesn't need thousands of dollars worth of alterations. idk

That's the thing though, she didn't NEED to make any changes to it at all, it was pretty much in perfect move in condition. It's absolutely her choice to make these changes and spend all this money. Like those awful lampshades in the kitchen that are likely a fire hazard due to the heat and proximity of the bulbs and they don't even look right in the space.

[Sarahmolly451]

I can't believe she paid 1.5 million dollars to make so many changes. as she went through the video, i had a running tally in my head estimating how much these changes would cost, and it's easily in the thousands. I feel like for 1.5 million you could get a place that doesn't need thousands of dollars worth of alterations. idk

That's the thing though, she didn't NEED to make any changes to it at all, it was pretty much in perfect move in condition. It's absolutely her choice to make these changes and spend all this money. Like those awful lampshades in the kitchen that are likely a fire hazard due to the heat and proximity of the bulbs and they don't even look right in the space.

Agreed. All she really needs to do is patch up the holes in the walls, do some repainting and replace the carpets. And install a bannister. Other than that, the house is more than liveable. She’s spending money on the house just to spend money.

[Asong]

I hope for Michel that Jordy had already decided he would propose to her well before the offer to "go in together on a house" was ever voiced by the Janses.

He said “secured the bag” on their engagement photo.

He secured the money bag

[funtowatch]

I can't believe she paid 1.5 million dollars to make so many changes. as she went through the video, i had a running tally in my head estimating how much these changes would cost, and it's easily in the thousands. I feel like for 1.5 million you could get a place that doesn't need thousands of dollars worth of alterations. idk

I agree. I would happily buy a house in need of some renovations if it was being sold at a reasonable price. At 1.5 mil, everything better be perfect. It’s so funny to me that she’s only now discovering all of these holes in the wall, because there’s no way a FaceTime toor would be able to capture all those details (and Jordy clearly didn’t notice or care). Also, how in the world did she not know to use a drop cloth on the carpet before painting?! I can’t.

On the listing photos, you can see that there used to be a gallery wall there.It was probably added for staging purposes. So it wasn't taken down until the house sold but they didn't bother to patch the holes.

[ordinaryem]

I can't believe she paid 1.5 million dollars to make so many changes. as she went through the video, i had a running tally in my head estimating how much these changes would cost, and it's easily in the thousands. I feel like for 1.5 million you could get a place that doesn't need thousands of dollars worth of alterations. idk

I agree. I would happily buy a house in need of some renovations if it was being sold at a reasonable price. At 1.5 mil, everything better be perfect. It’s so funny to me that she’s only now discovering all of these holes in the wall, because there’s no way a FaceTime toor would be able to capture all those details (and Jordy clearly didn’t notice or care). Also, how in the world did she not know to use a drop cloth on the carpet before painting?! I can’t.

The other thing I always think about when I have to drive in that area of town (today I had an appointment over there) is if she really understood the vibe. I’ve said it before, but the main road they have to use to get in & out of their street is an odd mix of auto shops, warehouses, supply stores & such. Jordy had the advantage of knowing the area better & he probably doesn’t care as much about aesthetic. But for Michel, I have to wonder if she’s not going to love the vibe after the dust settles & she gets more of a feel for it.

Also this google review. Basically their front yard is this church’s parking lot. So that’s a thing.

[ordinaryem]

Also did we talk about how they offered ~100k over asking?! If you compare similar listings sold in the area recently, none are getting offers that much over, if at all. And some of these houses were nice & move in ready too.

[piggycatcher316]

How often does she wash her hair? This is something I've noticed for years and more recently it seems more oily. It's so gross. Like it's usually very greasy!!

I noticed that too, for her engagement pictures her hair looked so limp and stringy. It was so strange coming from someone who cares so much about appearances!

[sassy_tart1981]

Yeah, that's inconvenient, makes you wonder why she's moved into a place without hot water, when she doesn't actually need to.

Because she a clueless idiot about real life responsibilities and that lazy fiancé of hers can’t be bothered.

[sassy_tart1981]

Yeah, that's inconvenient, makes you wonder why she's moved into a place without hot water, when she doesn't actually need to.

Because she is a clueless idiot about real life responsibilities and that lazy fiancé of hers can’t be bothered.

[Whereami12]

I'm watching the new vlog and she actually shows another bride trying on dresses. You can very clearly see the woman's face. Ironically enough she makes a comment before she shows dress shopping to say that she will not show the dress if she finds one, for obvious reasons. But I guess it's ok to show another bride in possibly her dress. Yikes!

[kk19]

I cannot believe how her dad literally stood DIRECTLY in front of that other bride when it was clear she was saying “yes to the dress”. I would be furious if I was that bride, having multiple cameras being shoved in my face, my personal space being invaded, AND my dress being shown to thousands of people.

I really hope she asked for permission from the other brides to film. I’m sure if by chance she did ask, she was super passive aggressive about it and wouldn’t give the other brides the chance to be comfortable to say no.

She’s so painfully narcissistic.

[Sarahmolly451]

I cannot believe how her dad literally stood DIRECTLY in front of that other bride when it was clear she was saying “yes to the dress”. I would be furious if I was that bride, having multiple cameras being shoved in my face, my personal space being invaded, AND my dress being shown to thousands of people.

I really hope she asked for permission from the other brides to film. I’m sure if by chance she did ask, she was super passive aggressive about it and wouldn’t give the other brides the chance to be comfortable to say no.

She’s so painfully narcissistic.

I think the whole family is. They seem to be of the simple-minded belief that the only thing they need to be in life is kind (which, to them, means never thinking or saying mean things about other people). They don't care about being responsible, ethical, etc. Just kind. That's why they give themselves the license to behave as they do.

[sassy_tart1981]

What’s up with that recurring stye on her eyelid?

[Cairinacat]

What’s up with that recurring stye on her eyelid?

I'm wondering if it could be related to the infection she had in her nose.
Or it could be a medication she takes or a side effect from her chronic illness, could cause dry eye or block her tear duct.

[Hannabanana]

It’s really upsetting to me how often she refers to herself as a girl, and how she literally said she feels like she’s only started becoming a woman in the last year, WHEN HER EX HUSBAND WAS AN ACTUAL REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER.


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[Kaitlinmc]

It’s really upsetting to me how often she refers to herself as a girl, and how she literally said she feels like she’s only started becoming a woman in the last year, WHEN HER EX HUSBAND WAS AN ACTUAL REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER.


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Did anyone ever find proof that she new he was a registered sex offender?

I wonder if he truly had some weird attraction to young girls if he made Michel do some really depraved sexual stuff and as a dutiful wife she probably did what he wanted. I dont know it’s real sick to think about.

[sassy_tart1981]

What’s up with that recurring stye on her eyelid?

I'm wondering if it could be related to the infection she had in her nose.
Or it could be a medication she takes or a side effect from her chronic illness, could cause dry eye or block her tear duct.

It’s not near her tear duct, it’s on her eyelid. She’s had it off n on for a few months. At least that’s what I noticed. It kinda grosses me out when she uses the same brush to apply eyeshadow over it and then uses it on the other eye.

[sufficientcontact]

I'm wondering if it could be related to the infection she had in her nose.
Or it could be a medication she takes or a side effect from her chronic illness, could cause dry eye or block her tear duct.

It’s not near her tear duct, it’s on her eyelid. She’s had it off n on for a few months. At least that’s what I noticed. It kinda grosses me out when she uses the same brush to apply eyeshadow over it and then uses it on the other eye.

do you mean the that red-ish splotch on her eyelid? it's a birthmark i think. she's mentioned it before. it's been there her whole life, she just covers it with makeup day to day.