Shane 'Isolating from the Altar' Dawson (Pt. 27)

[thehippiechick]

Oink.

[RealOrNotReal]

Ayyy my suggestion for the thread name got used, thanks

[PiinkFart]

That thread name, holy shit hahahahaha.

[Im-A-Doll]

the thread name lmao.

I would love(and hate) to see him pull some idiotic conspiracy theory video from shitty reddit threads. It would just show how idiotic him and his fans are.

[manged]

Oh wow I hadn't even considered how COVID-19 was going to affect the wedding plans until seeing the title.... Welp, sorry bout it.

[_flowerpower_]

[Melody7827]

Oh wow I hadn't even considered how COVID-19 was going to affect the wedding plans until seeing the title.... Welp, sorry bout it.

For the life of me I couldn't figure out what the thread title mean and your comment finally opened my eyes

I imagine their wedding being Morganchella 2.0. Small number of people, pathetic diy stuff, and unplanned/last minute. The only difference will be jeffree singing his old songs while Ryland struts in an expensive outfit.

[Dex_Cotton]

I had a dream where I was hired as Shane's personal assistant and everytime he wanted a can of soda, I would empty it and pour a can of regular soda into it and give it to him.

[canyounot24]

His instagram stories he really looks like he is using this coronavirus as a smokescreen for his evident mental breakdown.

[hooyah123]

i dont think the virus will affect their wedding bc i dont think they even have a date yet....virus can't ruin what doesn't exist

[catsnotgotmytongue]

Oink

[ballamyblue]

Does anyone else think they are in an open relationship? Or at least Ryland is? Money is only going to keep you around for so long with how Shane describes their sex life and with how Shane treats him and people in general. Not that Ryland is a catch.

[greysweatpants20]

Does anyone else think they are in an open relationship? Or at least Ryland is? Money is only going to keep you around for so long with how Shane describes their sex life and with how Shane treats him and people in general. Not that Ryland is a catch.

Shane is way too insecure and Ryland seems possessive. Highly, highly doubt it. Polyamory or open relationships require a lot of self confidence, trust, and communication skills or else shit hits the fan hard. No way these two can do it lol

[escargot123]

The only reason one of them (most likely Ryland) would even suggest open relationships) would be to still have the financial security wish Shane while seeing people he has feelings for instead of cheating that might cause a breakup. Which is totally what it shouldn’t be about

[MissDelusional]

What's anyone's guess on how much more weight he'll gain being "quarantined?"

[canyounot24]

He is really spiralling to the point he is now reliving his youtube glory days by getting the ol hair straightener out. What a sad man.

[secondhandlover]

Oh wow I hadn't even considered how COVID-19 was going to affect the wedding plans until seeing the title.... Welp, sorry bout it.

Watch them start mentioning how coronavirus has caused them to delay the wedding, even though we all know they hadn't started planning anyway. There was never any chance they were going to get married in 2020, but at least now they have an excuse they can pin it on lol.

[cyborg-fairy]

I can’t believe they’re “getting married.” I didn’t think they’d last in the first place. I’m sure this has been talked to death but I get no indication that Ryland has ever truly loved him. plus Shane has been in such a gross, weird, unhealthy place for so long...I don’t know. their relationship weirds me out so much.

[Moffie]

A lot of people I know who were engaged simply got eloped due to COVID-19. But I doubt Ryland would ever want to deny himself a gaudy extravaganza of a wedding.

[disgracedwaterpuppy]

Shane, like most youtubers, will find a way to make COVID-19 benefit himself in the end. Either a video (series? hope not) about social distancing making him go crazy or he'll do conspiracy videos about it and if you know even a little bit about the "theories" going around it's going to be awful and probably racist.

I've seen people turn against rich celebs t'who act like the social distancing is hard while they live in huge mansions with personal assistants, maybe some of Shane's fans will finally wake up and realize his whining about his life is really dumb since he has the resources to get through this outbreak without changing his lifestyle at all.