Brooke Miccio: Dumped, Desperate, and Delusional (Pt. 7)

[gurugallll]

Lmao at Brooke’s tweet who the fuck SHOOTS VODKA?! You aren’t a freshman in college anymore grow up and shoot whiskey or tequila like an adult lol

Brooke’s a lightweight. She drinks Tito’s and gets drunk. Tito’s is like water to me. Welcome to adulthood take some Patron shots or Vegas bombs. She gets drunk off two drinks and brags about it on the internet. What a loser.

[youtube_obsessed842]

So, I was a latecomer to the whole Caroline Calloway scandal and turned to Reddit (r/blogsnark) to read up on her. I was scrolling through it just now and someone asked what everyones current 'rabbit hole' was on the internet. A girl commented back talking about Boston lifestyle youtubers and mentioned Brooke, Gretchen, Maggie and Emma.

Clearly these are comments from people who aren't hate watching...just watching in general. And they most likely are not aware of this thread. I just think it's interesting that these are relatively neutral comments from unassuming people who find the whole group unrelatable.

[Guest]

Praying for brooke as she’s probably crying all day and then getting drunk tonight cuz she’s single.

[bluepenguin211]

I'm also so interested in how if she is doing social media full time why she thinks it's a good idea to post like she does on twitter. Brands are going to see that stuff and it's a huge turn off and just shows immaturity. I feel like Danielle is fully aware of this and that's why her twitter is super tame.

[Guest]

Praying for brooke as she’s probably crying all day and then getting drunk tonight cuz she’s single.

Brooke and Katy need to calm down lmao. I'm also around their age, also single, and have never cried nor thrown tantrums about it.

[llamalove5]

Praying for brooke as she’s probably crying all day and then getting drunk tonight cuz she’s single.

Brooke and Katy need to calm down lmao. I'm also around their age, also single, and have never cried nor thrown tantrums about it.

Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if she made today all about how single she is. That shit people do in high school because you think it's the end of the world to not have a bf/gf. As an adult, you can be like yeah I don't have one and I don't care. Nobody else is looking at you and being like "wow what a loser no bf/gf on valentine's day!". The only person drawing attention to it is yourself. I would not be shocked if she posted a pic of some alcohol and said "my valentine!!!". Like, we get it, you're single and hate your life.

[mrsb123]

I'm also so interested in how if she is doing social media full time why she thinks it's a good idea to post like she does on twitter. Brands are going to see that stuff and it's a huge turn off and just shows immaturity. I feel like Danielle is fully aware of this and that's why her twitter is super tame.

Always thinking this!! I thought that when she quit her job her videos were going to get better but they have gotten worse and she is continuously embarrassing herself online! Her social media career isn’t going to last if she keeps this up.

[gggirlsss]

lmfao laughing at her birth control ad when she has talked about getting off of it in the past... also you can see her looking and reading the script.

[Guest]

I'm also so interested in how if she is doing social media full time why she thinks it's a good idea to post like she does on twitter. Brands are going to see that stuff and it's a huge turn off and just shows immaturity. I feel like Danielle is fully aware of this and that's why her twitter is super tame.

Always thinking this!! I thought that when she quit her job her videos were going to get better but they have gotten worse and she is continuously embarrassing herself online! Her social media career isn’t going to last if she keeps this up.

Yeah she's an embarrassment. I don't like Michelle Reed for her righteous and stuck up attitude/political beliefs but look at how much effort she puts into her videos compared to Brooke. She's actually doing themed videos like working out every day at 6am, sticking to an upload schedule, and editing down her videos to a watchable length. I feel like Brooke's videos are only super long because she's too lazy to edit and focus the content.

[buzzinnn]

Adina commenting on Gretchens boyfriends post wishing him a happy birthday. Kissing ass to a whole other level.

[24601]

Imagine making a doctor appointment to tell your doctor you want a specific birth control brand, not based on your physician’s recommendation or health history, but based upon a brand an influencer was paid to promote


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[cc2324]

lmfao laughing at her birth control ad when she has talked about getting off of it in the past... also you can see her looking and reading the script.

And what is that angle lol why is she standing over the camera???? Everything about it is bad

[76window]

lmfao laughing at her birth control ad when she has talked about getting off of it in the past... also you can see her looking and reading the script.

And what is that angle lol why is she standing over the camera???? Everything about it is bad

I thought the same thing! like girl you -rave- about your iphone tripod but you pick that angle.

[76window]

Thinking about new thread titles

Brooke Miccio: brush up on your facts and brush your hair

[RachelRatface]

I'm getting ready to unfollow her on IG. The stories are out of control. You do NOT need to post one every hour, or post every single thing that you do or see. Discriminate FFS. None of them are interesting.

[Guest]

I hope they talk about Valentine’s Day on the podcast for next week so we can listen to brooke try to justify how she “isn’t looking for a boyfriend” and how she is “happy to be single” even though it’s all a load of bull. I bet she’s so jealous of danielle today.

[CamomileTeaTime]

Thinking about new thread titles

Brooke Miccio: brush up on your facts and brush your hair

Very uncreative right now but maybe someone can make something good out of this:
Brooke the twitterfinger Miccio

Or can we do something with her stating in her new vlog she's involved in drama since two months all the time or about her running away to NYC / Adina Jenner as soon as things start to get uncomfortable?

[Guest]

Brooke Miccio: dnt txt I’m running away from my problems

[CamomileTeaTime]

Brooke Miccio: dnt txt I’m running away from my problems

I'm crying, this is pure gold

[Guest]

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Somewhere in Boston (Cambridge?), Brooke is sitting in her bed, blinds closed, eating a block of cheese.

I think about this hilarious comment a lot. Extra relevant today.