She sprung for organic molasses this year this coming from the chick who bought 2 Sentaler coats in a year.
But thank gosh it has kowlcium in it
Omg had to come back... That ending! I actually started laughing so hard I scared my baby. Her body language says "I don't really want to touch you" and his expression after biting into that cookie. His fist immediately coming up like he was trying to prevent himself from choking on it even his "oh oh" face couldn't make me think anything other than those are some dryyyy cookies!
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This is terrifying.ice_cherry wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:57 pmMrs. Cleaver in the making...
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Tempted to watch to see her house (did she paint/change the awful wall color?), but I can’t stand Rickets. The 2 of them together with their pompous egos and cringy vocabulary is too much for me to stomach.
If she actually adopted a rescue then I give her props...
If she actually adopted a rescue then I give her props...
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I know! Stepford Cleaver...qwerty888 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 2:29 pmThis is terrifying.ice_cherry wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:57 pmMrs. Cleaver in the making...
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I like that for the new thread title: Elle Stepford Cleaver and the something something... Someone finish it please.
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Omg that vlog
That house is hideous. Those old brown couches, creamy yellow paint, horrible fluorescent lighting in the kitchen... omg.
So how many cats do they have now, 3? Nori and Sam? You couldn’t pick cuter names? lol.
Can someone explain what’s the obsession with rodents? I forget where that came from, is it because of the cats?
Rick tasting that ginger cookie, omfg “MMMM... MMMMMMM... fantastic!! Chewy, well balanced..... delicious!!” Why does he act like he’s some sort of food critic? He’s so deluded lmao. His over the top proclamations about Elle basic baking give me life.
There is NO chemistry between them at all. That entire Christmas tree scene with so awkward. And Elle feeding “her dad” his ginger cookies in her pjs and pearl headband was creepy af. The thought of the two of them having sex.... I can’t even
That house is hideous. Those old brown couches, creamy yellow paint, horrible fluorescent lighting in the kitchen... omg.
So how many cats do they have now, 3? Nori and Sam? You couldn’t pick cuter names? lol.
Can someone explain what’s the obsession with rodents? I forget where that came from, is it because of the cats?
Rick tasting that ginger cookie, omfg “MMMM... MMMMMMM... fantastic!! Chewy, well balanced..... delicious!!” Why does he act like he’s some sort of food critic? He’s so deluded lmao. His over the top proclamations about Elle basic baking give me life.
There is NO chemistry between them at all. That entire Christmas tree scene with so awkward. And Elle feeding “her dad” his ginger cookies in her pjs and pearl headband was creepy af. The thought of the two of them having sex.... I can’t even
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...and the neverending rodent paradedrewberry_moore wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:51 pmI like that for the new thread title: Elle Stepford Cleaver and the something something... Someone finish it please.
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How about..... “Elle Stepford Cleaver Crazy Cat Lady and Her 90-Day Rickety Fiance Melting in Swampland”drewberry_moore wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:51 pmI like that for the new thread title: Elle Stepford Cleaver and the something something... Someone finish it please.
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Finally watching the vlog, we really didn't need a montage of her decorating, and why do all of her things need to kiss? The penguins on the animation, the mouse ornaments? (I actually have a couple mouse ornaments that are cute but I don't make a point to point them out to everyone nor do I feel the need to get a new one every year..)
Also why is there so much furniture in the living room? It just looks full, Lincoln and the USA seal behind the dining room table are just all so cringey
Also why is there so much furniture in the living room? It just looks full, Lincoln and the USA seal behind the dining room table are just all so cringey
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He would say “Mmmmmm mmmmmm great endeavor Eleanor, fantastic, outstanding!”AnnaWintour wrote:Mon Nov 18, 2019 4:18 pmOmg that vlog
That house is hideous. Those old brown couches, creamy yellow paint, horrible fluorescent lighting in the kitchen... omg.
So how many cats do they have now, 3? Nori and Sam? You couldn’t pick cuter names? lol.
Can someone explain what’s the obsession with rodents? I forget where that came from, is it because of the cats?
Rick tasting that ginger cookie, omfg “MMMM... MMMMMMM... fantastic!! Chewy, well balanced..... delicious!!” Why does he act like he’s some sort of food critic? He’s so deluded lmao. His over the top proclamations about Elle basic baking give me life.
There is NO chemistry between them at all. That entire Christmas tree scene with so awkward. And Elle feeding “her dad” his ginger cookies in her pjs and pearl headband was creepy af. The thought of the two of them having sex.... I can’t even
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I like it too! How about Elle Stepford Cleaver Snarky Replies and Dead Greedy Eyes (Part 7)drewberry_moore wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:51 pmI like that for the new thread title: Elle Stepford Cleaver and the something something... Someone finish it please.
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I love itLuvYoutube wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 4:56 pmHow about..... “Elle Stepford Cleaver Crazy Cat Lady and Her 90-Day Rickety Fiance Melting in Swampland”drewberry_moore wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:51 pmI like that for the new thread title: Elle Stepford Cleaver and the something something... Someone finish it please.
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Did you guys know that molasses have a lot of cahwl-sium?!
I can't even with that living room layout. Why is the tree right smack in front of the sofas? Could they not have found a better spot for it? Cankelle is not the best decorator and not the tidiest person -- I remember watching a vlog where she had her bed in a loft area, and oh boy was it a hot mess. But Rickets takes the cake for decorating like Lincoln is still president. Everything he has, has to go.
I can't even with that living room layout. Why is the tree right smack in front of the sofas? Could they not have found a better spot for it? Cankelle is not the best decorator and not the tidiest person -- I remember watching a vlog where she had her bed in a loft area, and oh boy was it a hot mess. But Rickets takes the cake for decorating like Lincoln is still president. Everything he has, has to go.
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Elle Florence and the Rick-dom of the Curved Skull.
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I liked "chef's kisses" that someone suggested earlier.
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I have a hypothesis that sex that evening was 100% contingent on a positive cookie review.
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