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Post by beahunny » Fri Oct 18, 2019 6:24 am

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do people actually watch her 1 hour vlogs? good lord the patience those people must have


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I physically can't watch her vlogs for any length of time and it's not because I hate her (I don't hate her). I can't stand her lack of focus. She has no idea how to convey a precise thought. When she is unboxing something I am interested in, I will play her video and just hit the forward arrow to skip to the part I want to watch. She will take 5+ MINUTES and still NOT GET TO THE POINT. I will hit forward a bunch and 8 minutes later, she is still painfully circling the airport trying to land her point. It's hilariously dreadful. She is marvelous at this.

She is lucky she doesn't have to work for a living. No office job would coddle such inarticulate, aimless communications.

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Post by catonroof1 » Wed Oct 23, 2019 5:42 pm

Chavette sounds about right. And yes, like it or not, she embodies a certain stereotype from Essex...she has the ignorance, small mindedness and outright stupidity down to the t.

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Post by Scorpio89 » Thu Oct 24, 2019 11:49 am

Lol, her latest vid on YT has been up for 1 day, and is only watched 290 times

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Post by Sybil Vane » Sun Oct 27, 2019 12:54 pm

Weird how ParisJulien is completely out of the picture in her latest very chaotic vlog, making her Mum driving her to the train station, using public transportation and surviving without a concealer or proper shoes during two days in London since he bailed out on her twice, poor thing :roll:

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Post by Ouchies » Sun Oct 27, 2019 5:56 pm

Sybil Vane wrote:
Sun Oct 27, 2019 12:54 pm
Weird how ParisJulien is completely out of the picture in her latest very chaotic vlog, making her Mum driving her to the train station, using public transportation and surviving without a concealer or proper shoes during two days in London since he bailed out on her twice, poor thing :roll:
Chaotic is an understatement; this woman is all over the place. Time for her meds to be adjusted. She is such a car crash. Poor Julien is probably off trying to make some money to pay for his wretched wife’s constant purchases. Epitome of tacky wearing a bunch of designer pieces together. She is an exhausting try hard.

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Post by Sybil Vane » Wed Oct 30, 2019 12:31 pm

Nobody's behind the wheel...
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Post by Leii » Wed Oct 30, 2019 3:38 pm

She looks swollen and awful Fillers?

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Post by lurkingin94123 » Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:26 am

Leii wrote:She looks swollen and awful ImageFillers?
I believe she said she recently got her braces tightened???



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Post by Scorpio89 » Fri Nov 01, 2019 11:56 am

Once a chav, always a chav. That skirt is so rediculous.Image

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Post by Ahuja » Mon Nov 04, 2019 3:15 am

y is everyone buying that ugly red sweater from chanel? like y do u want to look like a tele tubby....

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Post by Ouchies » Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:30 am

‘So, my 5k loyal followers, who is hate following me, and feeding me to the gossip sites?!Can this dumbass be any more transparent? Her feral, rat-faced orange carcass deserves waaay more airplay here than she receives. Clever, she is not.
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Post by Ouchies » Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:46 am

Ouchies wrote:
Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:30 am
‘So, my 5k loyal followers, who is hate following me, and feeding me to the gossip sites?!Can this dumbass be any more transparent? Her feral, rat-faced orange carcass deserves waaay more airplay here than she receives. Clever, she is not.
Poll showed 45% did hate follow, so now rat face is wallowing in her dog-shit stained house, lamenting the value of cutting loose her teeny tiny following, and screeching at Julian how she is so misunderstood. Pathetic.

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Post by gumdropdrive » Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:04 pm

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Post by Sybil Vane » Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:51 am

You know, current affairs aren't featured in Porter magazine, sooo...

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Post by gumdropdrive » Wed Nov 20, 2019 9:25 pm

Sybil Vane wrote:You know, current affairs aren't featured in Porter magazine, sooo...
She’s so ignorant

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Post by Sybil Vane » Thu Nov 21, 2019 10:50 am

gumdropdrive wrote:
Wed Nov 20, 2019 9:25 pm
Sybil Vane wrote:You know, current affairs aren't featured in Porter magazine, sooo...
She’s so ignorant
And it's an understatement...

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Post by beahunny » Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:56 pm

A world-class city like London has gorgeous architecture, cobblestone streets leading to buildings 1000 years old and sublime city parks with their own historical statues, sculptures and picturesque trees. The most amateur fashion photographer could easily find a beautiful backdrop to photograph their outfits.

Our creative genius Claire picks a road under-construction to film her outfit of the day. How can anyone compete with such brilliance and ingenuity?

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Post by Sybil Vane » Mon Nov 25, 2019 4:47 am

beahunny wrote:
Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:56 pm
A world-class city like London has gorgeous architecture, cobblestone streets leading to buildings 1000 years old and sublime city parks with their own historical statues, sculptures and picturesque trees. The most amateur fashion photographer could easily find a beautiful backdrop to photograph their outfits.

Our creative genius Claire picks a road under-construction to film her outfit of the day. How can anyone compete with such brilliance and ingenuity?

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She's obviously using an allegory between the wax-strips-post-brazilian-waxing-session-posing-as-lapels and the road under construction behind her! It's visual ART masterclass from Essex Ratface Fashion Specialist!

Fashion Specialist my ass. What a horrid awful ridicule style :roll:

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Post by monrad416 » Fri Dec 06, 2019 10:48 am

Maybe I sound crazy but I actually believe her robbery stories. My in laws live in a fairly large home (5 bed 4 bath) and drive flashy cars. Their house was robbed near Christmas last year (even though they have cctv and a gate the robbers wore ski masks). There was a reattempt at robbing their house the same time this year almost exactly 1 year later.

Most robbers want people to be home so they can threaten them and get them to tell them where their valuables are (jewels, watches etc)

Robberies are unfortunately really common in the UK and most of the robbers are travellers who Rob from town to town.

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Post by gossipy locks » Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:00 pm

monrad416 wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 10:48 am
Maybe I sound crazy but I actually believe her robbery stories. My in laws live in a fairly large home (5 bed 4 bath) and drive flashy cars. Their house was robbed near Christmas last year (even though they have cctv and a gate the robbers wore ski masks). There was a reattempt at robbing their house the same time this year almost exactly 1 year later.

Most robbers want people to be home so they can threaten them and get them to tell them where their valuables are (jewels, watches etc)

Robberies are unfortunately really common in the UK and most of the robbers are travellers who Rob from town to town.
Wow, that's horrific!

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Post by monrad416 » Sun Dec 08, 2019 7:37 am

gossipy locks wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:00 pm
monrad416 wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 10:48 am
Maybe I sound crazy but I actually believe her robbery stories. My in laws live in a fairly large home (5 bed 4 bath) and drive flashy cars. Their house was robbed near Christmas last year (even though they have cctv and a gate the robbers wore ski masks). There was a reattempt at robbing their house the same time this year almost exactly 1 year later.

Most robbers want people to be home so they can threaten them and get them to tell them where their valuables are (jewels, watches etc)

Robberies are unfortunately really common in the UK and most of the robbers are travellers who Rob from town to town.
Wow, that's horrific!
Yeah my mother in law was home they threatened her and forced her to take them to her safe where they stole Rolex watches and a sizeable amount of diamond jewellery... I've heard the same story from a lot of friends in the country

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Post by gossipy locks » Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:57 pm

monrad416 wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 7:37 am
gossipy locks wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:00 pm
monrad416 wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 10:48 am
Maybe I sound crazy but I actually believe her robbery stories. My in laws live in a fairly large home (5 bed 4 bath) and drive flashy cars. Their house was robbed near Christmas last year (even though they have cctv and a gate the robbers wore ski masks). There was a reattempt at robbing their house the same time this year almost exactly 1 year later.

Most robbers want people to be home so they can threaten them and get them to tell them where their valuables are (jewels, watches etc)

Robberies are unfortunately really common in the UK and most of the robbers are travellers who Rob from town to town.
Wow, that's horrific!
Yeah my mother in law was home they threatened her and forced her to take them to her safe where they stole Rolex watches and a sizeable amount of diamond jewellery... I've heard the same story from a lot of friends in the country
What animals! I can't believe people would rather rob and hurt other people like this just to make some quick money. I hope your mother-in-law is doing okay despite enduring that kind of trauma. Do we know if Claire did anything to step up the security at her house since her burglaries?

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Post by Sybil Vane » Tue Dec 17, 2019 2:51 am

Oh my, she's so boring.
Third video in a row I fall asleep halfway through. Best hypnotic ASMR ever, repeating the same asinine shit over and over and ov...ZZZZZZZZzzzzz.
Almost sad that thanks to the way I'm watching her, I am not giving her any views or Adsense (not).

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Post by Sybil Vane » Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:52 pm

OMAGAAAAD she's pregnann like she would say it herself!
Ok just this once, even I have to admit that her announcement was short and sweet. Corny, but still.
Congrats to Julien and Claire.

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Post by gossipy locks » Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:45 pm

Sybil Vane wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:52 pm
OMAGAAAAD she's pregnann like she would say it herself!
Ok just this once, even I have to admit that her announcement was short and sweet. Corny, but still.
Congrats to Julien and Claire.
Haven't watched her video yet, but I will. Lately I've been so annoyed with everyone getting pregnant on my IG feed because their content just becomes constant baby bump-focused stuff - it gets to be a bit much. All that said, oddly enough...I'm excited for Claire! I hope she can keep some balance to her content but I guess more importantly, I hope she and Paris are happy! I'm sure her mom is excited.

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