Tana Turns Twenty-Dumb: Future Failed Reality Star | Part 15

[mermaid vic]

me every time tana says dizzy

[Lilith9]

What is with her tongue sticking out all the time? She's about 4 years too late in copying Miley Cyrus. Like just stop it. Stop acting like you're a pornstar. Either actually be one or stop bloody pretending for clout. Even tho I guess that is her entire personality, seeking clout forevermore.
So sick of her vaguetweeting as well. I truly wonder what it will take to actually cancel her.
I watched her old 'I bought a mansion' video, which was basically one big flex about her staying in an airbnb mansion in the hills and she looked awful. Cheap and grubby. And she's only gotten so much worse.

I used to think she was pretty and funny sometimes but honestly, is a trash personality like hers the norm these days? It's sad and infuriating how many young 'broken' girls probably look up to her/want to emulate her vacuous life.

Now she's going down the sadgirl victim path ONCE AGAIN with this Jana bullshit when it was probably 100% her idea. She'll lie her way out of it all just like with Tanacon.

[autumnpe49]

This may have been brought up, I don’t follow this thread as closely as I used to bc I just CANT with the Jana mess. But I noticed Maia hadn’t posted any photos with her husband for a while, so I checked and she isn’t following him anymore. Anyone know anything on that?


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[Seymour]

What is with her tongue sticking out all the time?

For real, this is the weirdest nitpick but the way she sticks her round pink tongue out makes me think of a dog's dick popping out and I feel sick every time. She always does this move in boomerangs so we get to see the dog dick tongue peeping out several times in a row. Girl put it away or at least flatten your tongue out so it doesn't look like some gross tiny dog peen.

[ugh_as_if]

Tana is really out here, thinking she's that girl just because she's at NYFW. Whaaaaat a joke, she's really not. She hasn't been invited to any of the major shows so I don't know why she keeps bragging about it on IG and acting as if she's met Alexander Wang or Anna Wintour. Her outfits have been tacky imo for something like NYFW. That's the thing about these new money youtubers, they think because they wear name brand items that it's all high class fashion lmao. I think they're all pretty dumb to pay Tyler Glambert thousands just to style them all the same way with cheap materials of fabric that have Dior or Chanel printed on them. Imagine being Zendaya or a Hadid sister and having Tana or Nikita come up to you wearing some lame knockoff and acting as if it's really designer, I'd straight up be like "What season is that?" Custom doesn't always mean anything, especially not when it's not even custom made by the designer themselves. All that youtube, adsense, merch and IG money runs long only for Tana to not invest in decent items of clothing for a major event like that? Come on, shishtar. Even Emma Chamberlain's unfashionable and basic ass looked great in LV.

[Sarahb88]

What is with her tongue sticking out all the time?

For real, this is the weirdest nitpick but the way she sticks her round pink tongue out makes me think of a dog's dick popping out and I feel sick every time. She always does this move in boomerangs so we get to see the dog dick tongue peeping out several times in a row. Girl put it away or at least flatten your tongue out so it doesn't look like some gross tiny dog peen.

But really though, WHYYYY is it so round and pointy!!???? I hate it so much but now that you've put that image in my head I will hate it even more!

She's doing it on purpose. She's trying to give the illusion she has a longer and skinnier face than she does by having her mouth open or sticking her stupid tongue out like that (as opposed to it being flat when sticking out). It's why she doesn't smile or take more natural pics - just like the extreme arch in her back and all the facetune, it's just another sad attempt to make herself look different than she does in real life.

[horatio]

Her insta story humble brag about going to “ANOTHER fashion show” was annoying.
Followed by her explaining that she loops Jordan in on every single brand deal she’s does because she “loves him.” Erm isn’t that what a manager is for? Why is she making out she’s doing a selfless gesture? I’m surprised the deals don’t go straight to him, sounds a bit amateur...

[tahtee]

Ariana hasnt even posted anything about the 1 year of Macs passing lol

ariana didn't post anything when mac passed away either, except one (1) picture a while later w no caption at all. tana is honestly embarassing at this point

also, can someone *pls* make her open thesaurus and look up the definition of "dizzy" ??????

Ariana did post a picture when she came back to social media a few (?) days after he passed. I remember cause the caption made me cry lol. It was something about how they’ve talked about this so many times and that he had demons that he didn’t deserve.

My opinion: I don’t think Mac did anything with tana. She’s not attractive whatsoever and her lips look like an allergic blowfish and she always sits there with her mouth open. How would you go from Ariana to that? Haha

[slackster]

Now that tana is back in la I can't wait for the inevitable "truth about jana" video complete with her awful fake crying, playing the victim card, totally ignoring her shitty actions, as well as the potential for getting a new over dramatic shane dawson series made about her.

[gulii42]

Jake has a pic of Tana set as his current profile pic on Instagram for some reason?

he’s such a douche omg, didn’t even see his recent post until now


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[horatio]

Probably, as with most things he does, to get people talking about it. It’s worked...

[baddestbeech]

Tana and Jake understand that in a normal relationship one has to set their profile picture to their partner, and the other has to repost their partner's douchey i-have-hot-friends post with creepy photoshop of their face on all of the girls, because that makes up for their absolute lack of communication post-wedding. Jesus.

[ugh_as_if]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B2TEp3KBNOs/

I don't want to be that person but why does Tana's latest IG post give me the feeling that she reads here????? Like all of a sudden her and Jake are all about each other? Right.

That caption is stupid and feels like a subliminal in regards to how sad she is, fake dating someone that won't give her the time of day outside of clout and YouTube. Jake really went and commented "I wish there were clones of u so we could have 3somes". Wow, Tana, wow. Your "Rich Daddy" sure is a classy keeper, honey. I bet he says that to all the IG models he bangs each night.

I guess it's time for more money to be made out of naive 8-15 year olds, so get ready for lots of cringey content from JaNa, guys. Jordan is so stupid for co-signing this Z-list PR stunt. I get that it's about money, numbers, views and followers but he's supposed to be like a mentor to Tana and yet all he does is steer her in the wrong direction.

[horatio]

Jordan never seemed very enthusiastic about the whole thing either. I’m guessing he saw the financial potential and also would speculate Tana wraps him round her little finger a bit.

As for the dumb photoshop I don’t know it’s proof she reads here, lots of her fans are surely asking by now what’s going on, even the most naive. I think she did it to get his attention as he’s too stupid, self-centred and disinterested in her to comment on something that doesn’t have him in.

[ugh_as_if]

Jordan never seemed very enthusiastic about the whole thing either. I’m guessing he saw the financial potential and also would speculate Tana wraps him round her little finger a bit.

As for the dumb photoshop I don’t know it’s proof she reads here, lots of her fans are surely asking by now what’s going on, even the most naive. I think she did it to get his attention as he’s too stupid, self-centred and disinterested in her to comment on something that doesn’t have him in.

Fair enough. Just seems like a low blow to me how Jake posted that picture with all of those models, knowing it would hurt her. I think any girl would get hurt seeing something like that from a guy you like. I know Jake is a sociopath and all but that was so disgusting and he clearly got the reaction he wanted out of Tana as soon as she photoshopped the picture. Most people will think she's kidding but we all know after Hunter and Jay just how easily she gets emotionally attached.

[KerriT123]

Not sure why Nikita has to stick her nose into everything (are her and Tana even friends?), but I found this comment pretty interesting.

[Guest]

Ariana hasnt even posted anything about the 1 year of Macs passing lol

ariana didn't post anything when mac passed away either, except one (1) picture a while later w no caption at all. tana is honestly embarassing at this point

also, can someone *pls* make her open thesaurus and look up the definition of "dizzy" ??????

Ariana did post a picture when she came back to social media a few (?) days after he passed. I remember cause the caption made me cry lol. It was something about how they’ve talked about this so many times and that he had demons that he didn’t deserve.

My opinion: I don’t think Mac did anything with tana. She’s not attractive whatsoever and her lips look like an allergic blowfish and she always sits there with her mouth open. How would you go from Ariana to that? Haha

you're right !! the one you're talking about is a video w him she posted after the black and white photo with no caption. i missed that one

ikr? i really doubt mac would downgrade from ariana to tana in,, months lol.

[horatio]

Jordan never seemed very enthusiastic about the whole thing either. I’m guessing he saw the financial potential and also would speculate Tana wraps him round her little finger a bit.

As for the dumb photoshop I don’t know it’s proof she reads here, lots of her fans are surely asking by now what’s going on, even the most naive. I think she did it to get his attention as he’s too stupid, self-centred and disinterested in her to comment on something that doesn’t have him in.

Fair enough. Just seems like a low blow to me how Jake posted that picture with all of those models, knowing it would hurt her. I think any girl would get hurt seeing something like that from a guy you like. I know Jake is a sociopath and all but that was so disgusting and he clearly got the reaction he wanted out of Tana as soon as she photoshopped the picture. Most people will think she's kidding but we all know after Hunter and Jay just how easily she gets emotionally attached.

oohhh my bad I didn’t realise Jake originally posted this with a bunch of blonde girls. I only saw his story of Tana’s version originally. This makes it all the more depressing / embarrassing. Her attempt to promote the illusion that she’s totally chill with what Jake does and the balance of power is totally equal...it’s sad.

[ugh_as_if]

Ariana hasnt even posted anything about the 1 year of Macs passing lol

ariana didn't post anything when mac passed away either, except one (1) picture a while later w no caption at all. tana is honestly embarassing at this point

also, can someone *pls* make her open thesaurus and look up the definition of "dizzy" ??????

Ariana did post a picture when she came back to social media a few (?) days after he passed. I remember cause the caption made me cry lol. It was something about how they’ve talked about this so many times and that he had demons that he didn’t deserve.

My opinion: I don’t think Mac did anything with tana. She’s not attractive whatsoever and her lips look like an allergic blowfish and she always sits there with her mouth open. How would you go from Ariana to that? Haha

you're right !! the one you're talking about is a video w him she posted after the black and white photo with no caption. i missed that one

ikr? i really doubt mac would downgrade from ariana to tana in,, months lol.

Sorry if this might be offensive but that's not my intent. If anything, I was introduced to Mac's music back in 2012 and have been a fan ever since. I think we need to stop giving him all this credit of possibly not sleeping with Tana or having a fling with her because it's actually pretty well known in Mac's fandom that he was hooking up with that Instagram model named Julia Kelly too and it was pretty messy on her end since to this day, she still acts like a major groupie and has thrown several subliminals at Ariana as well as copying her here and there on Snapchat and her IG stories. As soon as Mac passed, that's when she posted a few pictures of him on her page, switched off comments, as if to prove a point and that got people digging more and talking more to the point where it was noted that they hooked up. I don't usually believe these sort of things but since I heard about Julia and Mac before Tana and Mac, I wasn't really inclined to not believe Tana, you know? She's a mess and lies a lot but Mac wasn't exactly innocent either when it comes to certain things. He was a rapper and it's so first nature for rappers to sleep with fans, groupies, strippers while dating one particular person which is so twisted. Just thought I'd shed a little insight there.

[YouNeedToLogOut]

Not sure why Nikita has to stick her nose into everything (are her and Tana even friends?), but I found this comment pretty interesting.

i think it adds to the embarrassment for Tana that people in her circle are clearly outraged at Jake. It ruins the illusion that she doesn’t care. If she actually didn’t care, her friends wouldn’t care. Her close friends aren’t cool with him either.



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