Jaclyn 'ran for the Hills'#usecodejacattackedwithmoldylipsticks - Part 93

[ykylmxoxo]

Oh my word I have finally caught up. Went on vacation near the end of June and the threads flew by. Last one I was catching up on was the “Mold is the Perfect Nude for all,” then I decided to just fast forward and see what was going on presently.
This is crazy yet somewhat satisfying. Wonder when she will come out of dormancy.

Also from a recent tweet thread, who is this Rudy guy? He knows his ish on Jaclyn and Morphe.


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[grouchy_kitty]

On that note, how old is Rachel?

Going by the picture from the last couple pages I’d say 45. Especially with that hair.

I could imagine this as her Match.com profile pic.

Name: Rachet Barfkuls

Age: 52 (but people tell me I look 46)

Ideal day: Getting out of bed AFTER the kids are off to school, throwing up my breakfast, shopping the deals at Kohl's, and enjoying happy hour with the rest of the mom's at our local Applebee's.

[LeChatteNoir]

I hope it’s Jaclyn Cosmetics and she says it’s made in the USA. “After finally finding a new and wonderful lab, the best EVER, we worked so hard over the past week producing this amazing primer that I developed myself! So much hard work went into it and it is AmAzInG!! I’m obsessed! The lipshit situation is still being investigatated and we are very close to finding out who to blame. Thank you for all the love and I promise this primer will make you HORNY!!! Show me some love and buy this primer that is no way associated with Morphe and I also have some really amazeballs products coming so STAY TUNED!”

Nailed it LOL

[LeChatteNoir]

I know that some people have sent their wigs, lipsticks to the lab for independent testing and the labs didn't find any mold/ fungus/ microbes in them.

But what about the hairs/ fibers? Maybe the labs weren't sent any with those issues (which I find VERY hard to believe)?

[fleekthis]

Pickledick has also deleted his IG!

Is she still with pube fuzz? I havent seen him mentioned lately

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[tahtee]

I know that some people have sent their wigs, lipsticks to the lab for independent testing and the labs didn't find any mold/ fungus/ microbes in them.

But what about the hairs/ fibers? Maybe the labs weren't sent any with those issues (which I find VERY hard to believe)?

From what I understand, they can only test for things they know they are looking for. They’re not really testing some unknown thing to find out what it is. They’re looking specifically for mould I guess and it turned up negative for that. I think they should have tested for asbestos seeing as that seems to be the most common containment of makeup if I’m not mistaken

[Elizabeth537]

Hi totally new here ... Can someone please go as a Jaclyn lipstick for Halloween??

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[soul reaper]

Hi totally new here ... Can someone please go as a Jaclyn lipstick for Halloween??

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Just find a Cousin It costume, throw some silver glitter on it and you’re good.

[ivana abramovich]

How long does she plan on being MIA? At this point it’s a bit childish to be hiding around

[Glitterangel19]

Hi totally new here ... Can someone please go as a Jaclyn lipstick for Halloween??

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GIRLLL...that is the funniest shit I've read in a while! I SO want to do this! Can someone PLEASE make a meme of this? BTW, welcome!

[Guest]

Hi totally new here ... Can someone please go as a Jaclyn lipstick for Halloween??

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Just find a Cousin It costume, throw some silver glitter on it and you’re good.

And roll around on the floor to gather lint and other particles

[PlastixRecruiter]

Hi totally new here ... Can someone please go as a Jaclyn lipstick for Halloween??

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Just find a Cousin It costume, throw some silver glitter on it and you’re good.

And roll around on the floor to gather lint and other particles

Dont forget to glue some orbeez and metal razors!! Lmao

[MissPrissyPriss]

Pickledick has also deleted his IG!

Is she still with pube fuzz? I havent seen him mentioned lately

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His IG is still there but it is private. Has been for a long time now.

[12thplace]

Anyone know how many days are left until her accounts are fully deleted?

[MissPrissyPriss]

Anyone know how many days are left until her accounts are fully deleted?

Approximately 11 days if we go by the 30 day scenario.

[fleekthis]

Pickledick has also deleted his IG!

Is she still with pube fuzz? I havent seen him mentioned lately

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His IG is still there but it is private. Has been for a long time now.

That’s super weird. I checked on two accounts and they were gone on both but I’m not blocked from any Jaclyn accounts including JHCloset.

[justforthelols]

Looks like this was taken inside the Jacass Dungeon...... if Jaclyn was so mentally destroyed by all this drama, would her sister be taking selfies in her room . This family is beyond.


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Looks like the closet bitch went and fucked up her face even more.....she looks horrendous in this pic.

She has the same stumpy, upward growing nails Jaclyn does. Creeps me out. They have to stop emphasizing it with the fugly neon nails.

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[PearlescentPink]

How long does she plan on being MIA? At this point it’s a bit childish to be hiding around

Well, she’s probably ovulated by now, so only a little while longer until she can confirm the pregnancy. And then I’m anticipating a few cryptic tweets suggesting that she isn’t sure who the father is.

She’s gonna need a big scandal to blow over this one.

[yhorm sanchez]

Looks like this was taken inside the Jacass Dungeon...... if Jaclyn was so mentally destroyed by all this drama, would her sister be taking selfies in her room . This family is beyond.


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Looks like the closet bitch went and fucked up her face even more.....she looks horrendous in this pic.

She has the same stumpy, upward growing nails Jaclyn does. Creeps me out. They have to stop emphasizing it with the fugly neon nails.

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How the hell are their nails like that? It honestly looks painful

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[auntiflo13]

Pickledick has also deleted his IG!

Is she still with pube fuzz? I havent seen him mentioned lately

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His IG is still there but it is private. Has been for a long time now.

The last thing he posted was 30 May - a photo of him filming Jacass on the diamond