The Filtered ADventures of Lidl & her Antique Chest #MindTheGap #41

Post by **LicenseToLurk** » Thu May 09, 2019 12:39 am

I’m thoooo thurprised there’s another thread about moi already as I’m so borrinnngggg! Just shows how truly popular I am - the haters just can’t get enough! I am beautiful though (and so tall & elegant), so I get it. Jealousy is an awful shade of green. Carrie wears it, it’s vulgar. And I know what I’m talking about, as Alexa Chung thinks I’m a top five fashionista! Don’t have a clue who Alexa Chung is, but I’ll take it! Lols! She’s obvs a nobody but knows what she’s talking about, aw bless her! I just can’t get enough of myself so I can only imagine how everyone else feels. Sighhhhhh.... it’s so wonderful to be so in love with yourself and wrapped up in your own existence.. that’s self amore as they say in France! Can’t believe I had to leave the house and go to Capri (which is in France & that was my tenuous link, lols). I couldn’t be arsed but it paid well and Ali is now bezzie’s with David Gandy, who couldn’t keep his eyes off me I’ll have you know! He’s only human. I didn’t introduce myself, no need, he knew who I was, self satisfied giggle.

The burning questions this thread are:

Will I do enough to keep this thread moving?
Will I leave the house before September?
Will I replace my coffee table for the 4th time?
Will I actually tidy my dressing room?
Will I wash my dressing gown?
Will I stop layering fake tan on top of fake tan?
Will I stop behaving like a child on their first outing to Smyths Toys whenever I go shopping?
Will I ever realise that other summer shoes are available & I don’t have to live in my God awful wedges when it’s nice out?
Will I ever wash my manky makeup brushes?
Will I continue to make Aldi sleep in the shed?
Will I ever be respectful to Aldi & speak to him like he’s an actual human being?
Will I get my new super-fridge?
Will I replace my new laminate floor (same but different)?
Will I get my Antiques valued at the Antiques Roadshow?
Will I stop lying about posting images of maimed animals in my house?
Will I ever stop eye effing the camera?
Will I ever truly be satisfied?
Will I ever take the time to use spellcheck?
Will I ever admit I’m not actually gluten intolerant?
Will I ever actually attend a PT session?
Will I stop twirling around like a lunatic?
Will I ever stop selling my life as one big AD and start living?

I ADvise you AD yourself to this thread for more ADventures, PR products, PR trips, sarcasm, sparkling wit and all round sh*ts and giggles with the GG squad.

Peace out, Thilly Thausages xoxo

Post by **beahunny** » Thu May 09, 2019 1:16 am

Post by **Iris1969** » Thu May 09, 2019 1:57 am

Love, love, love the title and the intro

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Post by **PixelGirl** » Thu May 09, 2019 2:16 am

Excellent intro!

I can't bring the photos here, but on the tail end of the last thread, there was a couple of comparison photos. Lidl and Aldi standing in front of that bar thing on the beach, then David Gandy and his friend standing by it. If you look at both photos, you can see where their waists are in each photo in relation to the countertop of the bar, gives a reasonable indication of height difference.

Post by **Pink_bubbles** » Thu May 09, 2019 2:25 am

PixelGirl wrote:Excellent intro!

I can't bring the photos here, but on the tail end of the last thread, there was a couple of comparison photos. Lidl and Aldi standing in front of that bar thing on the beach, then David Gandy and his friend standing by it. If you look at both photos, you can see where their waists are in each photo in relation to the countertop of the bar, gives a reasonable indication of height difference.

So as a future architect we know that a normal counter top height varies from 90 to 92 cm. (Here in Europe.)

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Post by **LicenseToLurk** » Thu May 09, 2019 3:16 am

Post by **Naughty sausage** » Thu May 09, 2019 4:54 am

Except for in height, looks and attitude.

Post by **LicenseToLurk** » Thu May 09, 2019 5:46 am

Post by **queenofsaigon** » Thu May 09, 2019 6:03 am

LicenseToLurk wrote:

I don’t think she knows what candid means.

Unless she’s trying to tell us that she’s a candida carrier?!

*candida - most common cause of fungal infections in humans.

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Post by **Angeoudemon** » Thu May 09, 2019 6:05 am

It looks like she has a moustache in that photo..lip-filler shadow I guess.

Post by **queenofsaigon** » Thu May 09, 2019 6:56 am

She needs to get invited to Botched to get that boob job fixed!

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Post by **GeorgeePorgee** » Thu May 09, 2019 7:03 am

queenofsaigon wrote:
LicenseToLurk wrote:

I don’t think she knows what candid means.

Unless she’s trying to tell us that she’s a candida carrier?!

*candida - most common cause of fungal infections in humans.

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Well she is thrusting her crotch forward. What is that all about? Was part of the AD strategy 'assertive vulva'?

Post by **Hunevoque** » Thu May 09, 2019 7:12 am

queenofsaigon wrote: ↑
Thu May 09, 2019 6:56 am

She needs to get invited to Botched to get that boob job fixed!

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Now that is one bad pic, foundation brush mark on the forehead. Enormous sausage, and that boob gap is just not possible, I believe that Ali parks his dick just there

Post by **Gelish** » Thu May 09, 2019 7:13 am

Ok I can’t. Just can’t anymore. Bit the bullet, got an account because amongst a billion other things:

What. The. Actual. Ffff.

Post by **Vampy5555** » Thu May 09, 2019 7:18 am

queenofsaigon wrote:

She needs to get invited to Botched to get that boob job fixed!

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This is liedia:

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Post by **Vampy5555** » Thu May 09, 2019 7:25 am

Hunevoque wrote:
queenofsaigon wrote: ↑
Thu May 09, 2019 6:56 am

She needs to get invited to Botched to get that boob job fixed!

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Now that is one bad pic, foundation brush mark on the forehead. Enormous sausage, and that boob gap is just not possible, I believe that Ali parks his dick just there

Liedia: (except the nose is waaaaaaay too small)

Hahahahaha @ Ali parking his dick there!
Life size replica of Ali’s dick:

This could be Ali!

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Post by **LicenseToLurk** » Thu May 09, 2019 7:45 am

Gelish wrote:Ok I can’t. Just can’t anymore. Bit the bullet, got an account because amongst a billion other things:

What. The. Actual. Ffff.

Welcome on board, Gelish

please mind the gap

Post by **Vampy5555** » Thu May 09, 2019 7:55 am

All this going on (the view etc) and she STILL spends the time looking at herself & eye fucking herself!
*shakes head* she’s a lost cause

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Post by **PixelGirl** » Thu May 09, 2019 8:03 am

Vampy5555 wrote: ↑
Thu May 09, 2019 7:18 am

queenofsaigon wrote:

She needs to get invited to Botched to get that boob job fixed!

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This is liedia:

I had to look up who this is, in 2015 this photo was taken, and she was then according to the article only 39!

Post by **PixelGirl** » Thu May 09, 2019 8:05 am

Vampy5555 wrote: ↑
Thu May 09, 2019 7:55 am
All this going on (the view etc) and she STILL spends the time looking at herself & eye fucking herself!
*shakes head* she’s a lost cause

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She wears her filters like her foundation, thick and heavy! She's turning into a blur now, there is no detail in her face. It's as if she is made of rubber!

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