London Lipgloss/ZoZo London

[TheChemist]

For someone who gets ZERO opportunities and is always missing out, loads of brands sure have sent her loads of wedding things and Heathrow Airport sure have been generous with her

She’s been begging it for months on social media and tagging loads of brands. Her desperation has worked out

[xIts_JJx]

Haha, well then how much do you wanna bet she'll get a Rock n Roll Bride feature after begging Helen to hook her up? Calling it now.

[saurusofha]

It honestly seems like 80% of her wedding was free, including the mini-moon.

I dunno, the wedding from the few pics and the way she went on and on and on about it seemed so OTT and just for the Vibeszzzz rather than being genuine. Every aspect she's been shilling, even the time you'd think she'd switch off social media to spend some days with her new husband, she's promoting the free hotel they got for the mini-moon.

Just gives off Lydia vibes of sponsored wedding, nothing genuine about them spending time together. Meh.
Also I can't believe she put Lily in that atrocious bridemaids dress.

[xIts_JJx]

You’d think a newly wed on her “mini-moon” (wtf even is that?) would stop posting to Instagram and idfk... enjoy her time with her new husband?

Also agree - she hyped up this big wedding but it all looked so mediocre and meh... and mostly free.

[xIts_JJx]

For someone who just got married, isn’t saying the day Charlotte Tillbury sent her some freebies is the best day of her year a bit evil

[saurusofha]

She just seems so materialistic and shallow. Like she bases her self worth on the amount free tat she's sent and constantly tagging brands,etc.
Like all we saw about her wedding prep was the free shit they received, the mini-moon was just spammed of free shit they got, few days back home and it's more free stuff YAY CHARLOTTE TILBURY FOR FREE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

Doesn't seem genuine at all, and then she complains when people critise her approach. Well, what do you expect?

Also is it just me or is George's hair colour choice just awful?

[TheChemist]

Just watched her new video - her engagement ring and wedding band just don’t seem to go together in any way. Her engagement ring is quite thin and dainty and now she has a thick gold band below it and it seems so clunky

[TheChemist]

Just watched her new video - her engagement ring and wedding band just don’t seem to go together in any way. Her engagement ring is quite thin and dainty and now she has a thick gold band below it and it seems so clunky

[xIts_JJx]

They look so...boring? in their wedding photos too. She's sat in a car whilst he's five feet away from her looking into the distance? So much for romance. It's all about being as #different and #unique for Zoe and it's really boring. I love weddings, I love wedding photos where the couple are gazing into each others eyes looking in love. Not like they're two low budget models who were hired and just met for the first time. No chemistry whatsoever. How boring.

She can get married anywhere in the world, but it won't make up for her lack of originality and genuineness imho.

[backatitagain]

I'm just now watching her new video. Are they getting married again in England?

[HaveSomeMilk]

he's also really pulling a grimace in that shot :/ bad photographer. or bad on Zoe for selecting this photo for her insta

[meg1912]

OMG, that photo is absolutely hilarious. It looks straight out of #weddingpicfails!
Also, she looked so miserable in her latest video, I don't get it! She's bought a house in London, married the man of her dreams, travels the world for free, maybe smile a bit?! This should be the happiest time of her life!

[Yelyahlin]

Honestly why is she soooo miserable all the time? She still should be in her wedding bubble but she’s on twitter moaning as per.

[HaveSomeMilk]

OMG, that photo is absolutely hilarious. It looks straight out of #weddingpicfails!
Also, she looked so miserable in her latest video, I don't get it! She's bought a house in London, married the man of her dreams, travels the world for free, maybe smile a bit?! This should be the happiest time of her life!

ah but she's still wishing she had more followers isn't she she can't quite get it into her head that the indie crazy haired manic pixie thing is kinda over. along with jeffrey campbells, disco pants and creepers

[xIts_JJx]

She’s the type of person who will never be happy with what they have. She’s a drag online and probably to be around. She needs to take a step back and have a look at everything she’s been able to do during her blogging and influnecing career and understand that a lot of it: bloggers with 60k less followers than her can’t do. She’s lucky but she wants to be the Alternative Zoella so bad she can’t see past it.

[orangesocks182]

Her begging for brands to notice her, and for freebies on twitter and insta stories is too much, I have so much second hand embarrassment for her

[xIts_JJx]

She's literally the only blogger I see doing it too. I know all bloggers send out emails asking for PR and whatnot (where I work occasionally gets them too), but nobody does it as publicly as she does? And then they SEND her stuff which gets me because she can't have that much of a reach and an influence if it takes her asking these people to send things for it to happen.

[randomlygenerated]

I unfollowed Zoe on all platforms awhile ago but just looked at her wedding content. I can’t believe she used to harp on about money issues/missing out on opportunities but has managed to afford to dedicate over a month to having two weddings, one of which was abroad. Does she even realise that when average joes get married abroad they might only arrive in the destination country a day before the ceremony?

[meg1912]

Yesss! And bear in mind yesterday's venue seemed huge, so not such a modest wedding...
This photo cracked me up big time as the tail of the dress totally seems to be coming out of her bum!

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[xIts_JJx]

I found her wedding to be very tacky personally.

I unfollowed Zoe on all platforms awhile ago but just looked at her wedding content. I can’t believe she used to harp on about money issues/missing out on opportunities but has managed to afford to dedicate over a month to having two weddings, one of which was abroad. Does she even realise that when average joes get married abroad they might only arrive in the destination country a day before the ceremony?

There's no used to about it, she still does. It's ridiculous. She's such a beg.