Port-A-John Coward Fuckian - Part 9

[MissDelusional]

Unreal. Just unreal. This MFer isn't hurting for cash by any means.

[MissPrissyPriss]

JCrooks photographer is having security issues on IG including hacking problems according to a comment. Hmmmmmm

My first thought was she's distancing herself from crookian, and the reasoning of IG striking her posts as spam because of the hashtags or whatever is a convenient way to do so without drawing attention by deleting his shit.

But who knows, I'm not sure how finicky IGs algorithm is for that kind of stuff.

That’s what I think also.

[Chocolatebox28]

Here’s the snaps from last night. I’ll try to be on the ball about saving them as soon as hey happen.




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Do you think his 2am errands were running to the corner shop because his electricity card had run out?

Nah, you don't go and get electricity at 2am if you have electricity. He's off to get something that will put him under the influence.

[diomia]

I looked to see if this was posted but couldn't find it...anyways...

He's a greedy little weasel!

Get a job fuckian!

So wait, his cosmetics sold out but he can't afford his car insurance? But he can afford to hypothetically paint his car purple?


Also, for the next thread name I suggest John CanIHaveYoPrime Kuckian

[Blinkandmissit]

[quote=Also, for the next thread name I suggest John CanIHaveYoPrime Kuckian[/quote]

Love that name

[Blinkandmissit]

I looked to see if this was posted but couldn't find it...anyways...

He's a greedy little weasel!

Get a job fuckian!

So wait, his cosmetics sold out but he can't afford his car insurance? But he can afford to hypothetically paint his car purple?


Also, for the next thread name I suggest John CanIHaveYoPrime Kuckian

Love that name

[like-a-dq-blizzard]

Hey does anyone know what area John lives in, I'm just doing some research but the site I'm using doesn't first names only last and information. So, I don't know which one it is because I don't know where john lives

He lives in Manchester, I believe.

[MissPrissyPriss]

I looked to see if this was posted but couldn't find it...anyways...

He's a greedy little weasel!

Get a job fuckian!

So wait, his cosmetics sold out but he can't afford his car insurance? But he can afford to hypothetically paint his car purple?


Also, for the next thread name I suggest John CanIHaveYoPrime Kuckian

Or John “too bad you can’t scam bots” Kuckian

[fabulosita]

I looked to see if this was posted but couldn't find it...anyways...

He's a greedy little weasel!

Get a job fuckian!

So wait, his cosmetics sold out but he can't afford his car insurance? But he can afford to hypothetically paint his car purple?


Also, for the next thread name I suggest John CanIHaveYoPrime Kuckian

+100 This name is goood.

[SausageNoodle]

Hey does anyone know what area John lives in, I'm just doing some research but the site I'm using doesn't first names only last and information. So, I don't know which one it is because I don't know where john lives

He lives in Manchester, I believe.

Yeah he said on his snap once about 30mins from Deansgate so probably Salford/Ordsall/Old Trafford.

[like-a-dq-blizzard]

Soz if this has already been posted. My internet's buggered

Mango Tea is talking about the amazon prime begging

OMG Yada's research is on his video!!

I’m just watching this now and saw that at least he’s credited GG & Yada!

Just watching Mango tea's video and I have a question for Yada, I remember reading the barcode post, but I can't remember if the research proved that it was from Aurora cosmetics? Can anyone confirm?

Yeah, a few things about that. I normally like Mango Tea and his spin on things, but I was a little disappointed when I saw it in his video. Here's why

1.) A smaller drama channel suspected early on that Kuckian Cosmetics was using Aurora as a private label. Tea Spill saw this video, yanked it and put it on her channel, and it was probably the most poorly received video she's done, as this time, she wasn't taking receipts from GG.

2.) Although the swatches appear similar on camera, the formulations are different. They do say though, "any design cardboard/paper eyeshadow can be customized as per your request," but I feel like the language isn't very clear there. Are you customizing the packaging it comes in? Or are you customizing the formulations? It's also unclear if Kuckian's products perform the same as Aurora.



3.) The options to customize products look nothing like John's final result. I feel like it would be a huge mess for him to get the cosmetics here and the packaging elsewhere if it's a private label.

4.) As yada said here: (viewtopic.php?f=540&t=33175&p=2814901&h ... e#p2814901), Aurora cosmetics denied in an email to another GGer supplying Kuckian Cosmetics. The person who pulled the information pulled the wrong number, and was incorrect about the way the barcode system works.

That said, his cosmetics were still made in China, and I give Mango some credit for properly citing his source of information.

[GildedButterfly]

Wasn’t MrRepzeon suppose to post a video about Krooks? ..

[Angry Potato]

Soz if this has already been posted. My internet's buggered

Mango Tea is talking about the amazon prime begging

OMG Yada's research is on his video!!

I’m just watching this now and saw that at least he’s credited GG & Yada!

Just watching Mango tea's video and I have a question for Yada, I remember reading the barcode post, but I can't remember if the research proved that it was from Aurora cosmetics? Can anyone confirm?

Yeah, a few things about that. I normally like Mango Tea and his spin on things, but I was a little disappointed when I saw it in his video. Here's why

1.) A smaller drama channel suspected early on that Kuckian Cosmetics was using Aurora as a private label. Tea Spill saw this video, yanked it and put it on her channel, and it was probably the most poorly received video she's done, as this time, she wasn't taking receipts from GG.

2.) Although the swatches appear similar on camera, the formulations are different. They do say though, "any design cardboard/paper eyeshadow can be customized as per your request," but I feel like the language isn't very clear there. Are you customizing the packaging it comes in? Or are you customizing the formulations? It's also unclear if Kuckian's products perform the same as Aurora.



3.) The options to customize products look nothing like John's final result. I feel like it would be a huge mess for him to get the cosmetics here and the packaging elsewhere if it's a private label.

4.) As yada said here: (viewtopic.php?f=540&t=33175&p=2814901&h ... e#p2814901), Aurora cosmetics denied in an email to another GGer supplying Kuckian Cosmetics. The person who pulled the information pulled the wrong number, and was incorrect about the way the barcode system works.

That said, his cosmetics were still made in China, and I give Mango some credit for properly citing his source of information.

I've ordered some from that Phoera line and another that looks to be the same generic but under a different name cos we know the colours and swatches are identical and they behave similarly. I doubt there'll be much useful info (see all the blaaaah about badging above) but we just may get an ingredient list we can trace back from.

Of course, it could just be a coincidence that generics from PRC are EXACTLY the same colours as Kookicrap. Whodathunk it? Only prob is, it usually takes three weeks to a month to get here, so will probly be very old news by then. That's if they get here at all

Anyone have any ideas how I can order from Crooky without giving up my deets? No way do I want him knowing my name and addy, but I can't ask a mate to "borrow" theirs for the same reasons. If anybody has a lightbulb moment, let me know

Ps. Future thread name - Krookian Krustilips Konmetics (coming to a jail near you soon!)
(Not treading on toes - the next thread name suggestion up there is v cool. It's a future one....because i am old and will forget it and i can't even remember the rest of this sente.....ooooh look, a butterfly!)

[Mosie926]

Here’s the snaps from last night. I’ll try to be on the ball about saving them as soon as hey happen.




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Do you think his 2am errands were running to the corner shop because his electricity card had run out?

What is an electricity card?

It's a card you take to the shop, load an amount of money onto and then insert into a meter at home.
Rather then get monthly/quartely bills it's like pay as you use electric.
It's also done with what we call keys (kind of resemble a key but not really) and gas can be done that way too.

Wow that sounds awful. Can't imagine power going out at 3am. Obviously if it's the norm people obviously know how to ration.

[manged]

Wasn’t MrRepzeon suppose to post a video about Krooks? ..

I'm not surprised that him (and a few others) have dropped their plans to make a video on him. The Peter Monn drama is old news now and tbh what more is there to say? Especially from people outside the beauty community.

I do still want someone with a big enough platform to dig into his past, the same way TheJosh did, and to also expose more of the scammery that is going on with his company.

[BeanArthur]

Nadi from Popluxe actually did a video of Kuckian vs Aurora and they aren't from Aurora, so Mangotea is a little slow on that. This is the second time Nadi has looked for Private Labeling from Kuckian so if any new companies spring up he may be willing to buy them and see, or someone can send them to him since he already ordered the Kuckian ones.

[Neatfreak]

On their website auroracos is proclaiming that not only they have three plants in China, but they also have a partnership with twenty other manufacturers. It could be that the Kuckian stuff is actually a mixture of different manufactures, yet under the main guidance of auroracos. That would explain the barcode which is necessary for the shipping process so I don’t think the barcode is fake.

[B17]

Nadi from Popluxe actually did a video of Kuckian vs Aurora and they aren't from Aurora, so Mangotea is a little slow on that. This is the second time Nadi has looked for Private Labeling from Kuckian so if any new companies spring up he may be willing to buy them and see, or someone can send them to him since he already ordered the Kuckian ones.

Nadi seems pretty interested to get to the bottom of this which is nice to see

[MissPrissyPriss]

Nadi from Popluxe actually did a video of Kuckian vs Aurora and they aren't from Aurora, so Mangotea is a little slow on that. This is the second time Nadi has looked for Private Labeling from Kuckian so if any new companies spring up he may be willing to buy them and see, or someone can send them to him since he already ordered the Kuckian ones.

Nadi seems pretty interested to get to the bottom of this which is nice to see

He knows his stuff having actually formulated his own cosmetics. I trust what he says and look forward to him cracking the mystery that is Krapian Cosmetics.

[jacattack]

I looked to see if this was posted but couldn't find it...anyways...

He's a greedy little weasel!

Get a job fuckian!

So wait, his cosmetics sold out but he can't afford his car insurance? But he can afford to hypothetically paint his car purple?


Also, for the next thread name I suggest John CanIHaveYoPrime Kuckian

Yes to this thread name!!!

Love how Mango Tea commented on him asking for amazon prime account det's

Also this asking for money is disgusting. I would NEVER ask for money, ever. I would jokingly say, give me a million dollars or something but it would CLEARLY be a joke. If they offered me anything I would refuse whereas you can see John would take all the handouts he could get. He is one of these boys that don't grow up. His followers must be akin to those of Logan Paul (I didn't know who he was until he was on the news haha), but i figure they have to be young like that and see him doing no wrong despite everything they do going against how society works. All I know is that when things on youtube end for them, they are gonna get a rude shock and I hope I am there to laugh at them.

Sorry for the rant!