The Pointless Guru - Endless Deyes of self praise: Part 15

[Am-I-Dreaming]

Why does he always act shocked when he starts his car and the radio comes on?

[shite+++]

Only way he can go on holiday with friends is if its an all expensive paid trip and they don't have a say in where they are going or what they're doing

Also why the fck would you book 4 aisle seats surely you'd want to sit next to your mates on such a long flight

[justmiss]

I just love how in a new vlog he is hinting to Holly what they will be doing and he says something like "it could be that we will be laying on a beach. Relaxing vacation" and she goes "have you met yourself?". But it is exaclty what he is doing with Zoe

[AmenAmen91]

VLOG: SURPRISING MY FRIENDS WITH A HOLIDAY

- What an absolute bell-end trying to cut up the wood with his leg.

-So he brought a new Camera and new go pro and new clothes. Is there a law against using your old camera, old go pro and wearing your old clothes??

-"Smashed so much work" -- he's been in town most of the day?

-Of course Poppy and Mark are there to wipe Zoella tears and bum

-"There's sushi here. There's G&T" of course he's banging on about G&Ts

-He's really trying to make this an epic Dubai adventure. Lol



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[SoboredGGsux]

Why does he always act shocked when he starts his car and the radio comes on?

THIS x10000000

[toryvilla]

I just love how in a new vlog he is hinting to Holly what they will be doing and he says something like "it could be that we will be laying on a beach. Relaxing vacation" and she goes "have you met yourself?". But it is exaclty what he is doing with Zoe

Yeah that made no sense. He's boring AF.

His subs are going to go down with no zoella for a few days.

If he was brighter he would have cancelled knowing that zoella in the background for the next few days would give him a boost.

That made no sense with the seats, but he lies naturally so God knows what the truth is.

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[Citrine]

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...lol..aaand cue Alfie

[sid]

the open-mouth in thumbnails.... why is this a thing?

[thehippiechick]

the open-mouth in thumbnails.... why is this a thing?

Because he's an imbecile.

[shitsandgigs]

"Just smashed emails etc.......now I'm heading back home..."

HEADING. BACK. HOME.

Mate. You're LITERALLY already at your home. 10 metres from your main house.
You absolute twat.

[shitsandgigs]

"Just smashed emails etc.......now I'm heading back home..."

HEADING. BACK. HOME.

Mate. You're LITERALLY already at your home. 10 metres from your main house.
You absolute twat.

[GothMoth]

the open-mouth in thumbnails.... why is this a thing?

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I see this with so many thumbnails from other youtubers as well. And over using emoji's. Must be some marketing/engagement strategy that they tell youtubers to use? But with Alfie it looks forced and emotionless.

Because he's an imbecile.

[GothMoth]

the open-mouth in thumbnails.... why is this a thing?

Because he's an imbecile.

I've seen this with many other youtubers.. along with the over-use of emoji's in thumbnails. Maybe its some marketing/engagement strategy they tell them to use? But with Alfie he always looks so forced and emotionless... and creepy.

[kimdoyeon]

"Just smashed emails etc.......now I'm heading back home..."

HEADING. BACK. HOME.

Mate. You're LITERALLY already at your home. 10 metres from your main house.
You absolute twat.

ROFL. exactly... omg? he's a joke.

[Hereforthrshade101]

I was actually really shocked that Alfie hadn't got them all seats in the first class seats on the plane, like some vloggers have had, when going to Dubai. Actually I think even Alfie has been on a plane in business class before. He was slumming it with the regulars in this instance.


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[toryvilla]

I was actually really shocked that Alfie hadn't got them all seats in the first class seats on the plane, like some vloggers have had, when going to Dubai. Actually I think even Alfie has been on a plane in business class before. He was slumming it with the regulars in this instance.


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Hello, do you know Alfie? He's cheap AF even with a 20k-40k month gross income.

They drive an hour round trip regularly because they get free unlimited nandos!

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[sockmonkey]

Idk. The whole surprising his friends with a holiday thing... it didn’t really sit right with me.
I know it was supposed to be a nice gesture and all but coming from Alfie, someone who tries desperately hard to assert his superiority, it just seems like a really fake way to get more views and make him seem like the world’s best friend.
If he wanted to take his friends on holiday then why not plan it like normal people do and all sit down and choose a destination and all the activities together? It’s so OTT and, in my opinion, a bit selfish to plan everything himself and just assume they’ll like it. And massively rubbing his money in their face as well.

This is the kind of thing that would be nice to do for your partner but obviously Alfie has a partner whose idea of a big trip is driving an hour to London.

[Hereforthrshade101]

I was actually really shocked that Alfie hadn't got them all seats in the first class seats on the plane, like some vloggers have had, when going to Dubai. Actually I think even Alfie has been on a plane in business class before. He was slumming it with the regulars in this instance.


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Hello, do you know Alfie? He's cheap AF even with a 20k-40k month gross income.

They drive an hour round trip regularly because they get free unlimited nandos!

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He's not that cheap with the amount of stuff he CONSTANTLY buys and something tells me he didn't pay for this trip tbh.


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[xoxooo]

Idk. The whole surprising his friends with a holiday thing... it didn’t really sit right with me.
I know it was supposed to be a nice gesture and all but coming from Alfie, someone who tries desperately hard to assert his superiority, it just seems like a really fake way to get more views and make him seem like the world’s best friend.
If he wanted to take his friends on holiday then why not plan it like normal people do and all sit down and choose a destination and all the activities together? It’s so OTT and, in my opinion, a bit selfish to plan everything himself and just assume they’ll like it. And massively rubbing his money in their face as well.

This is the kind of thing that would be nice to do for your partner but obviously Alfie has a partner whose idea of a big trip is driving an hour to London.

same. if it would be any other person, it would be a sweet gesture. but this is alfie we're talking about, and everything he does is to look #goalz and to get more views. just a couple of weeks ago he bought zoe a car (that they never going to use) just so that he looks like the most amazing boyfriend ever and to bait for clicks, so why should this be different? he just doesn't seem to be sincere to me.
or maybe this is the only way for him to go on trips and do what he really wants to do? because like you said, he would never be able to go on a big adventure with zoe.

[toryvilla]

I was actually really shocked that Alfie hadn't got them all seats in the first class seats on the plane, like some vloggers have had, when going to Dubai. Actually I think even Alfie has been on a plane in business class before. He was slumming it with the regulars in this instance.


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Hello, do you know Alfie? He's cheap AF even with a 20k-40k month gross income.

They drive an hour round trip regularly because they get free unlimited nandos!

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He's not that cheap with the amount of stuff he CONSTANTLY buys and something tells me he didn't pay for this trip tbh.


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He knows he's getting it half price with vat and tax offset for the small amount of things he actually pays for. Lots of the expensive ones are free, like the trampoline or phones. The bubble and sling shot and most things were cheap and the assistant eBay's them.

They went to the garden centre every weekend for months deciding on that sofa in the garden

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