They're brainwashed, all of em are brainwashed cough I mean how DARE you tell Mary and Ken how to spend their money, frankly I think you are being disrespectful and very confused you oh you ohhh TRIGEREREREDI just can't understand how their subs see "oh we're poor please send money to patreon we need to save for Layla's future and to see her family!" and then don't get annoyed at seeing them spending the money frivolously on tattoos, roombas, more animals and other unnecessary shit and actually DEFEND them.
Oh, jokes. We do like jokes here very much