Dear April Game

[Stephbest]

let's make this like Twitter,less than 100 characters! ahaha this should be funny!
if you can tell Ape one thing,what would you say!

EXAMPLE:
Dear April,put a bib on Loam!

lets try to keep them brief and funny!!!!

CUZ WE ALL KNOW APRIL CAN'T READ PAST A SENTENCE! we have to make it easy for April,who we all know visits this site daily!

it can be anything related to her horrible cooking,Loam,her relationship(or lack thereof),etc

[jehhknees]

Dear April, stop saying daaaaaangggg.

[sha1234]

Dear Ape,

Don't speak while eating.

Do go out and exercise.

Do try eating more healthy foods.

Stop lying about your weight.

Did Justin really "quit"? lol

[mindlesschatter]

Dear April,

Are you really only 5 lbs away?

Are you still a size XS?

Are you really okay with your hair loss and weight gain?

Are you okay with others thinking you are dumb/uneducated?

Have you ever really found Justin iresistable?

[Laffing]

Dear April,

Are you really only 5 lbs away?

Are you still a size XS?

Are you really okay with your hair loss and weight gain?

Are you okay with others thinking you are dumb/uneducated?

Have you ever really found Justin iresistable?

I think she DOES like to come across as dumb. Makes her "likeable", she thinks. Or "real". My mom was like that. She would really lay it on thick...her dumbness...when she had an audience. Pathetic.

[z0negirl]

Dear A&J, GET YO LIFE!

[sha1234]

@ Laffing - I also believe she thinks acting dumb is 'cute' and people will like her more for it.

@z0negirl - you sum it up perfectly.

[CowGoesMeow]

Dear April, stop hovering over Liam.
Is Liam all that's left in this marriage?

[sha1234]

Dear Apey,

I wish you would do something with your hair. You're so boring. You can still use your curlers even though your hair is shorter. I ohl-so hate how you're always tucking your hair behind your ears. It's not cute.

[mindlesschatter]

^ sha1234 - Why you gotta be a hateration? (Quoted from the Basutista-Moore family). Lol, you don't like fuzzy hair sticking straight up?

[sha1234]

^

[z0negirl]

Dear Apey,

I wish you would do something with your hair. You're so boring. You can still use your curlers even though your hair is shorter. I ohl-so hate how you're always tucking your hair behind your ears. It's not cute.

I find her new growth to be a physical reminder of what an insensitive bitch she was about getting her "donated" hair cut too long. Serves her right.

[CowGoesMeow]

April,
Instead of addressing our comments through your vlogs, how about improve yourself, learn from the moms here, most are quite experienced, and we know you love using "first time parent" as an excuse. Action speaks louder than words, and honestly, most of the things we say here are beneficial to you. Take a hint.
PS: Thanks for blocking me. =]

[crystal424]

I wanna change this up a bit and bring it back.

Dear Kustin,

The day I give you a thumbs up is the day you get a real DANG! job out of the house.

Annnnnnnnd the day you admit you are gay.

Dear Ape,

Please leave his sorry ass now!

[sha1234]

Dear Younger April,

Please don't sign up for Yahoo Personals when you're in college.

[z0negirl]

Dear Ape,

Start putting aside emergency money that Jerkoff has no access to. God forbid you two separate, we all know who will have the upper hand. Stop being so dependent on your husband, learn how to manage yours and your kid's life solo. Put on your big girl panties and get yo life.

[frizzzx86]

dear april it's i like apples THEY are good, NOT, i like apples, IT is good. go back to your preschool lesson plans ( ) and learn your pronouns!!