The ShitShow Pt. 68 - Reeks Like Middle Aged Desperation

[KingMomma]

And their preschool hours are 9a-12p which sounds like what they do.


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[KingMomma]

I tried to quote the poster that suggested maybe the kids attend Jubilee but it didn't put the quote.


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[deville]

I got a non shit show question. I have st tropez self tanner I got about a year ago. Is it still good?


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I have one about that old and it's fine! It's the mousse version...

[deville]

I just wanted to say... For all my mocking and disbelief of them being in "school", I'm actually really glad that at least once and a while those kids get to interact with other people and get away from their neurotic parents. I remember the days when the kids weren't allowed to socialise at all, so even if it is just a friends place, it's better than nothing.

[pinkpanfa81]

P's tooth is a "yiddew woose"

[*Bazinga*]

Here's a crazy idea, but maybe teach your kid table manners and put out napkins when they eat, the chairs won't be so gross.

Speaking of P, did you hear that little turd cut Lily off at 5:30ish? Sam was asking about L's new unicorns name, and he completely cuts in and says "mom" holding up his bus. I mean FFS can that kid NOT be the center of attention for like 5 minutes...

Queue the hat from Anna's IG and vacuuming in the montage like Judy.

Well Sam should correct his behavior

Oh absolutely! That kid is going to grow up thinking the world revolves around him.

[hellyeah]

This music she's using like a montage - it doesn't fit got a vlog / it seems like it would be used for a fashion show or driving music or something other than them just walking around, doing crap around the house...

Also, if she would BUY napkins and TEACH her nasty kids to use them, perhaps her fabric on the chairs wouldn't be so bad?? I know having kids, you're bound to have messes and things get ruined, but I can guarantee you & we all know those kids rub their filthy fingers on those chairs!!!! Bc they're gross kids!!! With no manners!!!


ETA: OK so I jumped to conclusions I commented the above before finishing the vlog.... There was music and part of their shopping trip and drive to Carson. But still the music does not fit with the type of video it is and who the heck lets their kids go in a tent in the store yogurt in their hands!!??? Oh, wait, the Schuermans do!!

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Did anyone understand what she was buying fabric for and what her plans were with it? She said the white was two different whites. Was she planning on redoing the fabric that's on the table chairs? I was confused.

She wants to reupholster the chairs because they are dirty. She doesn't know whether she should get white fabric & cover it with plastic or if she should get "pleather" to be easier to clean up. Real people have real problems... Just get wooden chairs with tie-on seat covers & stfu. Srsly.

ETA: Then later she figures she can't reupholster the chairs as nice and contemplates just getting a steamer to clean the current chairs & then put plastic on it.

Honestly, that's the biggest concern of their day... What to do with kitchen chairs. Lol

I just saw the snaps. I didn't know she was gonna cover the fabric with plastic. I thought- this bitch is complaining about the black fabric being dirtied by her piglets but then she's gonna put WHITE fabric down?!? Whaaaat?
LOL.

Someone in the comments suggested two cleaners from the automotive section/store. Said they work great. Why not try that? Then, I say, put towels down when it's just her family there eating. I know a lady who covered her couch with a sheet. When company was over she'd remove it. She doesn't have little ones who are gross. Her daughter was in high scho and knew better. Anyway....


Like you, I'm dumbfounded at how this is their biggest problem. Must be nice.

[mustardmoon1]

who the heck lets their kids go in a tent in the store yogurt in their hands!!??? Oh, wait, the Schuermans do!!

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Believe it or not, there's an online family out there that is worse than the Schuermans. The head of the whole scheme is Shauna Ahern, aka Gluten-Free Girl and her kids don't even get new, properly fitting shoes. That's just a tiny piece of the grifting pie. I was just pondering how similar these families are. Sad.

I went to look her up. Her channel hasn't had any activity in a year.

[Krissycat]

Wonder where the wabbits have gone? I'm sure they will make an impromptu appearance soon, to calm speculation.
I've a sister like Sam, needs constant attention, always feels she has all the family's problems on her shoulder. Personally I think Sam is sneaking , her constant re-affirming on camera that everything is okay with Bs, is evident that is not. As I'm a busy body, I would love to be a fly on the wall in their house.

Obviously, they are NOT HOME !!!!

Worried about the bunnies! This came to mind because there are some wild rabbits outside my work, that I have been feeding, and yesterday a coworker told me they saw a hawk come swooping down and tried to go after the rabbits.
I wonder if they were left alone outside in the cage, unsupervised. They are defenseless that may have happened to them. If the bunny cage is empty where else would they put them? Don't they only have one cage?

[runningon]

They have two setups for the bunnies. The one we saw in the laundry room a few days ago and the one outside.

[puccamom]

So they get new seat covers and at 14:39 you can catch P wiping his cupcake covered fingers on the new seats!!! Get something for those kids...my gosh! (I don't know how to make a gif...it happens real quick)


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[tryburch]

I just saw her latest beauty video, it's an "Ulta Haul". Funny thing is, the things she "purchased" all seem to be the same things I've seen a ton of other beauty gurus getting as PR lately. I am wondering if she didn't get some or all of these things as PR and use it as an "Ulta Haul" some of these things she doesn't even sound like she knows what she is talking about when showing them. And then some of it is just completely random shit that nobody has heard of at all. Just seems weird to me.

I agree every time she goes beauty shopping she films it and we would have seen it in the vlog

[runningon]

Did they just put the new fabric over all that gross food and dirt on the old cover?

[michelle]

So they get new seat covers and at 14:39 you can catch P wiping his cupcake covered fingers on the new seats!!! Get something for those kids...my gosh! (I don't know how to make a gif...it happens real quick)


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Is anyone surprised? She has never taught them to use napkins, so they wipe their hands/faces on whatever they can find.

The kids are skipping "school" again...but are well enough to go to Jo-Ann/the mall? Touching everything...at one point Lily even asks if she can touch something and the Jobless even says of course and hands it to her?!?! If they insist on going everywhere together even when the kids are sick why not set some fucking ground rules...no touching, cover your mouths if you have to cough, etc.....basic things. These people are gross, keep your sick children away from the public. As I've said before, some parents don't have the option to leave the kids at home and have to tote them around when they're sick...but, normally it's to pick up medicine or go to the Dr., not frivolous trips for the hell of it. With two non-working parents they should be able to keep their brats from possibly infecting others.

[puccamom]

So they get new seat covers and at 14:39 you can catch P wiping his cupcake covered fingers on the new seats!!! Get something for those kids...my gosh! (I don't know how to make a gif...it happens real quick)


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Is anyone surprised? She has never taught them to use napkins, so they wipe their hands/faces on whatever they can find.

The kids are skipping "school" again...but are well enough to go to Jo-Ann/the mall? Touching everything...at one point Lily even asks if she can touch something and the Jobless even says of course and hands it to her?!?! If they insist on going everywhere together even when the kids are sick why not set some fucking ground rules...no touching, cover your mouths if you have to cough, etc.....basic things. These people are gross, keep your sick children away from the public. As I've said before, some parents don't have the option to leave the kids at home and have to tote them around when they're sick...but, normally it's to pick up medicine or go to the Dr., not frivolous trips for the hell of it. With two non-working parents they should be able to keep their brats from possibly infecting others.

What an ass...sure fondle those tiny glass figurines with your germy hands.

[michelle]

Anyone else catch when P was "helping" Jobless with the chairs and he couldn't do it and said, "I give up..." Jay responds with, "Don't give up, we've got it," and P repeats, "No, I give up..." and the camera cuts to Scam making that "breakfast salad". It's so sad that a 5 year old has such a defeatist attitude. I would think maybe I'm blowing it out of proportion, but that kids quits everything, it's even more sad that his parents don't encourage him more. They really are setting him up to be failures like them.

Then, Lily's weird freak out at dinner. Out of nowhere she starts tearing up and whining over "spicy" (she meant sour) candy?!?!

[Edie]

Both kids have extreme emotional issues. Some of it is from Sam's constant mood swings and roller coaster, but I've noticed neither kid knows how to deal with simple tasks and are instantly frustrated or give up. Lily bursts into tears almost daily. P acts like he has given up on life and he's five. That is not ok.

[Edie]

I made a new thread.

http://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f=82&t=29682

[hellyeah]

Both kids have extreme emotional issues. Some of it is from Sam's constant mood swings and roller coaster, but I've noticed neither kid knows how to deal with simple tasks and are instantly frustrated or give up. Lily bursts into tears almost daily. P acts like he has given up on life and he's five. That is not ok.

OMG. Lily cried because the sucker was sour. Like who the fuck cries over such a thing? Get it together girl. That shit aint gonna fly in the real world.

And P giving up- no surprise there. He is a quitter of not one, but two, extracurricular activities! He learns from the best. But I'll throw jay some pork slop and say, he does good with allowing the kids to help him and saying they can do it.