SuperMaryFace - Part 8

[PBandJessy]

I would like to point out that a few years ago I asked Mary on tumblr what her favorite pokemon is. She replied something along the lines of how she was not into pokemon. I think her answer was chimchar only because she had played some sort emulator for five minutes lol? She also posted a pic of her in a psyduck choker (on insta) maybe a year ago saying that Ken had to tell her which pokemon to pick because she didn't know anything about pokemon. Yet when Pokemon Go came along she was all about the trend. Getting custom t-shirts. Now shes doing a crappy "cosplay" of snorlax. I can not stand that she only hops on trends just because something is popular.

[Danielle_Haydis]

Looks like she had a photoshoot with her "cosplay" How full of yourself do you have to be to think that wearing a freaking onesie deserves a photoshoot

[Crylaugh]

Oh my god, when i read that she was dressed as snorlax i thought she had on an actual snorlax onesie, but no, she's wearing a royal blue onesie that she unzipped at the top because god forbid she doesn't show off her boobs in her "cosplays".
Also what's up with the contacts and fangs..? Has she ever seen snorlax?

[Malaola]

Because it isn't cosplay unless it's unnecessarily sexualised guys. It's the new rule. It's about the cosplayer, not the character! Why even bother to portray anything if you can't make yourself look hot while doing it? Cosplay has just became an excuse for girls to parade in their underwear and contact lenses and have photoshoots in the presence of children. Guess what, jessica nigri is allowed to do that because she works her ass off and her shit is professional, like i can forgive seeing your tits out when you actually made your shit wired to glow with your own two hands but she's just inspired lazy girls who love attention to twist the notion of cosplay into something found on fetish porn websites.

[PBandJessy]

She's so uncreative that she not only used a onesie as a cosplay but she had to ask her fans to come up w cosplay ideas for her to do while she's pregnant. Also i feel like she only dyed her hair because her roots were grown out a lot. Maybe she's given up on the "im a natural blonde" thing too.

[Guest]

Looks like she had a photoshoot with her "cosplay" How full of yourself do you have to be to think that wearing a freaking onesie deserves a photoshoot

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS A COSPLAY ?!
and I thought her bikini ones were lazy

[DaylightAmy]

NAILED IT



Also LOL....



I can see she gave up on the theme and just went with anything that looked like half an effort.

[ShakingMyFuckingHead]

Also LOL....



I can see she gave up on the theme and just went with anything that looked like half an effort.

WHY THE FUCK IS SHE PURPLE?!

We still have to see the complete thing, even tho we can guess what it looks like from the videos and pictures she posted, HOWEVER, no matter what her outfit looks like, it still would've looked better if she wasn't purple.

Plus, why the big ass fur? I can't see any elf like creature wearing fur...maybe if you're cosplaying a viking or something.

[Malaola]

Her dagger looks like a five year old put it together so yeah I believe she made it herself.

[Clover la BonBon]

I can see she gave up on the theme and just went with anything that looked like half an effort.

What the hell am I looking at????!!!

[DaylightAmy]

I can see she gave up on the theme and just went with anything that looked like half an effort.

What the hell am I looking at????!!!

The purest of clusterfucks

Plus, why the big ass fur? I can't see any elf like creature wearing fur...maybe if you're cosplaying a viking or something.

I'm pretty sure she is no longer an elf. She is now a post-apocalyptic purple genie viking necromancer, can't you tell?

[PBandJessy]

She probably thought her costume was too simple and threw a bunch of stuff together last minute. Like that terrible purple makeup, lol what is that.

[DaylightAmy]

Okay I know she's giving us plenty of material at Katsucon, but Ken uploaded this gem:

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Spoiler, Ken shaves and Mary says, and I quote: "I happen to like big, scruffy, large men" and makes a comment about Ken losing too much weight and still being handsome even though he doesn't have a beard. Mary going full Gamer Gurl now - just making sure the "nerd boys" drooling over her pictures know that she prefers them overweight and ungroomed

Also, they keep going on in this video about something she mentioned in her pregnancy update as well: that the nurse said her "blood count was low" and that that's silly of the nurse because it should have been "red blood cell count" or "white blood cell count" because "blood count is not a thing".

Okay Mary for once and for all:

Low blood count is a thing. It's a medical term. Blood counts (which is what you had done) test for SEVERAL counts: red cells, white cells, platelets, hemoglobin levels and the cell volume of red blood cells. If your OVERALL count is low, that can indicate an iron deficiency. If you are severely iron deficient it would have shown up on SEVERAL of those levels, which is commonly summarized as a "low blood count" as it is a symptom of one thing. Please stop mocking your healthcare professional just because they don't call you their "healthiest patient" every time they speak to you. I know you're a surgeon's daughter so you probably think nurses aren't as smart as you, but the nurse did not say anything incorrectly.

A nurse would not write "low blood count" in an official report, he/she would write your exact levels for each group, but you are not a medical report, you are a patient, and this is how it's said to patients. You snob.

[Cheekychick]

I feel like my nine year old nephew couldve made that dagger using tape, cardbord and paint ngl. And I have so many questions.. Is it a thing for elfs to be purple? Why isnt she showing her ears? Didn't she realize she would totally fuck up the whole elf post apocalyptic cosplay group dynamic? I think she's been watching steven universe lately and perhaps thats why she went the purple route but still why? In the video of her making the dagger she said that she was gonna blend the worbla and that the paint would cover any other marks but its still really obvious.

What happend with her non violent character, who wouldn't want to hurt other creatures so she wouldn't carry weapons? Now she has skulls on her armor, and what are those skulls supposed to be from? Small Fairies?

[kozume]

I also don't get the purple paint or the whole cosplay in general, what the fuck Mary. you can't see the horns at all or her ears or anything because she has that big fur coat on, does anybody has any social media of the girls she was supposed to cosplay with? I wanna see what they did lool

Also, i was just cheking out her twitter and apparently she didn't have her phone at all during the time she was inside the con, but from what i'm seeing she probably just stayed around 1 or 2 hours? Wow such a nerd. She said that the whole paint took around 5 hours, bitch are you being real? do you really expect me to believe that bullshit? There's literally no intricate designs or anything for that to have taken 5 hours i can't wait to see the pictures that her spiders took, just so i can really see what her cosplay really looked like without any editing

[Eleabear57]

I had a friend in high school go as an elf for a halloween parade and she painted herself purple too. Wonder if it's a thing.

I was rewatching her black milk bodysuit haul thing and something jumped out at me. She was talking about the stereotypical straight up and down body type and made a comment along the lines of "for *you* all who don't have that body type". She emphasized the you. I just found that weird on too many levels. Then went on to emphasize the whole "big bodies" thing. Nothing really about being average.

[CyanideSilence]

Dark eleves are blue but that still doesn't really explain it. Also, what's with the fur? I thought her top was going to be that black bra thing.

[mother of dogs]

I really want to see the full costume. Also this could be a dumb question, but does anyone know if it's safe to paint your whole body while pregnant? I'm sure there are paints that are okay to use so hopefully that's what she got. It just all seems kind of last minute so

[PupPerfect]

She did say that she wasn't an elf anymore, she's now a Tiefling

who are mostly human, yet with the blood of demons, devils, or other evil outsiders in their veins.

http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Tiefling

I'm also sure the paint is safe, otherwise she'd have all her "spiders" at her throat.

[DaylightAmy]

Okay so she was at the con for 1-2 hours max, NOBODY on Twitter has posted a picture of her or tweeted about running into her... and she conveniently "forgot her phone" (so all her spiders asking her where she was got ignored). I'm sure she's covered her ass in the vlog, but I doubt she was even really AT Katsucon in her "Tiefling" costume for more than a nanosecond. It's all just too convenient... there's no actual sign of her having been there?? This was just a photo op for her? And a chance to stand in line for Jessica Nigri... in her "Snorlax costume" (I genuinely want to stop calling it that - it was neither a costume nor Snorlax and an absolute insult to cosplayers and Pokemon alike).

Good to know that that meetup she promised went well. After all, she wanted to make up for the previous one that never happened because she had a "heart abnormality" (but the fainting is totally cool and she's her doctor's healthiest patient). Yeah she definitely loves meeting fans