KeepYourStuffedFriendsCloseAndYourJenemiesCloser Part 63

[Honorary Melissa]

I'm just going to assume every new Jen troll IG account is Alaina. Why are there so many of them all of a sudden?

[Snobbitch]

Lets not feed into her constant attention whoring of pregnancy speculation.

[Noelle]

Well, anything jenxiety said will be long forgotten once she sees the #biggirlslikechocolate. The rage may eat her alive over that one.

Unorganisedlikejen, I didn't know about that comment -- of COURSE she is. Classic Jen.

[pickle_donut]

I bet its jenxiety with those comments, Alaina was banned over here she probably still wants to troll Jen, she was obsessed with calling her 'husky'
BTW can someone clear that up what that specifically means for me please? Its not a word we use in the UK (apart from a breed of dog) I get it means something along the lines of being fat, right?

[Snobbitch]

I don't think that's a lot of food for Jen, but all I see is salt, salt, and more salt.

Which means she should be claiming to be salt-free soon.

Oh no Jen mentioned once that she was low in sodium so she could have as much salt as she wanted.

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We need to add this one to the Speshul Snowflake list

[Spankme]

I bet its jenxiety with those comments, Alaina was banned over here she probably still wants to troll Jen, she was obsessed with calling her 'husky'
BTW can someone clear that up what that specifically means for me please? Its not a word we use in the UK (apart from a breed of dog) I get it means something along the lines of being fat, right?

When I use the word husky to describe someone, I picture someone whose big boned. Or "thick". I'd have to agree with the Jenxiety (sp) chick. Jen is husky in my opinion.
NOT FAT. But husky



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[UnorganisedlikeJen]

Well, anything jenxiety said will be long forgotten once she sees the #biggirlslikechocolate. The rage may eat her alive over that one.

Unorganisedlikejen, I didn't know about that comment -- of COURSE she is. Classic Jen.

The only reason I know is I recently watched some vlogs from 2013 where she was deciding what to have for lunch and came out with that little nugget of info. I just don't understand how someone who is so self absorbed about their body think they can have ask much salt at they want.

[Noelle]

GrilledCheeseAndSympathyLikeJen (my fave)

VeggiePuffsAndHeartacheLikeJen

InAPickleLikeJen

TurnThatFrownUpsideDownLikeJen

CrappyDaysAreHereAgainLikeJen

BigGirlsDontCryLikeJen

Needing additional salt is a thing (I'm supposed to have a lot), but it's not common on an American diet, and we would've heard alllll about it whenever she talked about exercise. She wouldn't be doing half marathons without obsessing over it.

[Spankme]

Veggie puffs and heartache


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[Holidaydressofchoice]

Sorrows&Salt

Can't relate to shopaholic like Jen

[pickle_donut]

I bet its jenxiety with those comments, Alaina was banned over here she probably still wants to troll Jen, she was obsessed with calling her 'husky'
BTW can someone clear that up what that specifically means for me please? Its not a word we use in the UK (apart from a breed of dog) I get it means something along the lines of being fat, right?

When I use the word husky to describe someone, I picture someone whose big boned. Or "thick". I'd have to agree with the Jenxiety (sp) chick. Jen is husky in my opinion.
NOT FAT. But husky



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Oh I see, thanks what I would call well built or big boned. To me she's just average, quite broad shoulders. repeating everyone else here but I wouldn't even think about her being any size if it wasn't for her mentioning her tiny clothes/petiteness any chance she gets.
Kind of like now with Don and the kissing. The more she goes on the more I doubt her.

The lady doth protest too much me thinks?

[Honorary Melissa]

ProfessionalLegitBusyBeeBusinessWomanLikeJen

IHavePermissionToFilmLikeJen

StraightLikeDon

KissesFromSweetBoyMisterDonald

[Snobbitch]

GrilledCheese&SympathyLikeJen for the win!! (Otherwise Known as #FTW)

[pussyglitter]

I quite like PermissionToFilmLikeJen

[Princess LushBomb]

All great selections. I can't choose just one!

[Spankme]

Pickle_donut - i think of it every time I see her backside (which is rare). Sometimes she'll turn around in the mirror, or you'll see her reflection in the mirror.


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[UnorganisedlikeJen]

GrilledCheeseandSympathyLikeJen is my fave too.

[xyz]

How long before jen goes private with her CONTINUOUS posts of the contents of her severely unhealthy and nasty diet now that she has ppl trolling her for it?

before long..she won't have anything to post...i also seriously think jens weight is and has always been a product of her diet...i think she probably went off birth control bc it was just another thing she was too busy to keep up with and remember..i can bet that if she ate properly and exercised a shit ton of her teeny problems would be gone.

and i highly doubt she is pregnant..she eats nasty shit 24/7 if she were pregnant she'd probably have morning sickness and be posting mysterious IG pics of the toilet and crying wah wahhh that she can't eat this or that anymore

all of what is on that plate is unhealthy and i wouldnt have even known those green turds in the bowl were some form of cheetos if it wasnt mentioned here...like who eats handfuls of fried salt (i mean cheetos) with a fried grease and butter sandwich and a second bowl of salt on the side?

i also highly doubt jen is in any shape or form deficient in salt...your body needs salt but nowhere NEAR the amount the average american consumes.

[Special Treat]

How is it that Don is home to make his princess lunch? I know he changed jobs recently and is working now for Poopsie but does he get to stay home for this job too?

[lateKate]

I would like to know who as behind the camera filmimg her OOTD in her last vlog. Was it Don? if so, why was he so quiet? Did he acompany her? Did she not want us to know that she took him with her?