Sam Schuerman Part 59 - A Copper Spray Painted Life

[hellyeah]

I haven't watched the vlog but I saw the title. Here's my thoughts just by seeing the title: Sam deep down wants Botox. But she needs to bring it up a million times to get validation from everyone else. If she wants Botox then get fucking Botox. There are things that no amount of product will correct. Try it once, if she hates it, don't do it again. I hope to get it by my 35th bday next year. And I don't give two shits what anyone i know thinks about it. Sam just wants validation. She doesn't need it. She needs a clue. Do what you want and stop looking for approval.




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I got it done for the first time about a month or so ago. I like the results it gave, and will do it again.

But, I am 42 - Sam needed it done years ago. It's sure not in her genetics to get those wrinkles, either. That just shows she didn't/doesn't take the time to care/protect her skin. We all saw past pictures of her brown and orange as shit tan from the fake baking she did.

Sam better read up on it - if she is expecting immediate results, she'll be disappointed. It can take up to 14 days to see a difference.

OT: I want to get Botox. I've been thinking about it for a year. I have marionette lines that I hate. How was the pain on a scale from 1-10? I should also mention I cry every time I have blood drawn.

I want it too so bad!!

I've never had Botox but I'm guessing the needle is much smaller than a needle that collects blood. Have you ever had a shot in your mouth to numb it for dental work? I think those hurt/pinch but are tolerable. To me, that's more of an achey pain. And I feel like if someone can bear that then they can tolerate Botox. I found this: ->

|Any injection can hurt, but the needles used for Botox injections are very small, so pain is usually minimal. The area can be numbed with a topical anesthetic cream or cold pack 10-20 minutes before the injections are given, so you may not feel much pain, if any.|

If you get it done by a reputable Doctor (you know, not at a nail salon!) then I bet they could do topical anesthetic. But I'd imagine there'd be some pain under the surface.

Maybe start small and see if it's bearable for you. I wanna get it done and I'm not scared. I'd prolly be a tad nervous cuz it's needles going in my face but eh. I'm sure there are worse things.


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[hellyeah]

In this past vlog I couldn't believe Sam said that they didn't have enough space in the house to put up the kids inflatable slide thing. Sam, it's not supposed to go inside your house! I always found it weird that they put outdoor kids toys inside their house. It's probably because it's too difficult for them to leave their house, even to go outside.

I heard that, too. She is a ditz. And obviously overprotective, except that one time Lily knocked her tooth out. Why would you buy a bouncy house and put it in YOUR HOUSE?!? Stupid. I say they shoulda just inflated it right on their bed since they had no problem with their marriage bed being easy accessible to everyone. There was a mom in the news who co sleeps with like 7 children. She has built their beds around HER and her husband's bed. The oldest kid is 11. I mean, you have got to be kidding me. I'm surprised Sam didn't think of this idea first.

Haha! Since the Schuermans cannot stick with a bedrooms for a day in their house, I eventually see them just moving into the same bed. They will regress in time, to make their kids feel like babies. Do we know if Sam can have more kids or not? For some reason, I feel like I read somewhere that she isn't able to (PLEASE DO NOT QUOTE ME ON THAT!).

She never confirmed whether her or Jay could/couldn't produce more kids. But in a recent vlog she said they were done having kids and that it wasn't possible to have more. Could mean she had her tubes tied, he's had a vasectomy, she's on a birth control like the IUD, or they don't have sex. I mean, not having sex will certainly guarantee you won't get pregnant. LOL. Ok, time to throw up.


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[Kimchi]

I'm watching Sam's "Current Favorites" video, and I was just ignoring through the tampon talk, but it grabbed my attention when she blurted out that she has a "super heavy" flow.

I did not realize she has a separate instagram for her styles that she finds from TJMAXX!!!! She cannot go a day without mentioning them! Ugh. She said that "everything is going to crap today", no Sam, that's everyday. This is your life. All I can say is Tiddles is the hero of this video! GOOOOO TIDDLYWINKS!!!! KNOCK ALL HER ROSE GOLD CRAP OVER!!!!

I'M SCREAMING! SHE SAYS SHE BARELY NEEDS TO WASH HER HAIR BECAUSE OF THE DRY SHAMPOO!!!! Umm Sam, toss that dry shampoo and actually wash your hair. It's greasy as hell, your hair looks like you rubbed bacon grease in your hair.

[Scottiemom87]

I would put the bouncy house up inside during our summers. Like I could see the scammers doing in the winter in Montana. If they had kept the loft as the play/family room, they could have fit the bouncy thing in the loft. But they are idiots. The weather is finally nice here, I would love to have that outside for my girls.


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They actually recommend using them inside. There have been a few deaths/injuries from people not staking them in the ground and then blowing away (with kids in them).


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[Scottiemom87]

A tampon-delivery service? Seriously? And she backs it up by saying when she was 14 she was too scared to buy tampons after her mom died. So if you're too scared to buy tampons, and your man can't buy them for you, AND your mom's dead, then these tampons are for you!

What a professional Favorites video from a self-proclaimed Beauty Guru. Halfway through the video she's shouting at Jay who's in the other room, she's yelling at Tiddles, she's complaing about Final Cut Pro (once again), she's whining about her lipstick being on her teeth (I mean, that's what happens when your teeth stick out past your lips) and on top of alllllll of that, she has a "super splitting headache". *eyeroll* That is SUCH a stressful day. Sam, you work TOO much. Take some days off.

Wtf. Tampon service? Proof Sam will do anything for a dollar. That's a new low. The bar was set pretty low already with that ab belt and now it's lowered to the tampons. -#sellout


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[Scottiemom87]

A tampon-delivery service? Seriously? And she backs it up by saying when she was 14 she was too scared to buy tampons after her mom died. So if you're too scared to buy tampons, and your man can't buy them for you, AND your mom's dead, then these tampons are for you!

What a professional Favorites video from a self-proclaimed Beauty Guru. Halfway through the video she's shouting at Jay who's in the other room, she's yelling at Tiddles, she's complaing about Final Cut Pro (once again), she's whining about her lipstick being on her teeth (I mean, that's what happens when your teeth stick out past your lips) and on top of alllllll of that, she has a "super splitting headache". *eyeroll* That is SUCH a stressful day. Sam, you work TOO much. Take some days off.

Wtf. Tampon service? Proof Sam will do anything for a dollar. That's a new low. The bar was set pretty low already with that ab belt and now it's lowered to the tampons. -#sellout


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[runningon]

Especially since there's already a tampon service. It's called Amazon.

[hellyeah]

Someone said she looked like Charlize Theron in her faves vid. Um, since this is her edited/filtered photo from the video, and if I squint, then yeah, I see somewhat of a resemblance. And i kinda can not being a smart ass. But just there. Not any other time.




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[fur_real]

Anyone figure out what they sold that made that cash sound? I know you ladies are the best at digging stuff up

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[Edie]

Damn, Sam. 14 year old girls do not have a credit card to order tampons via the mail.

[Scottiemom87]

Damn, Sam. 14 year old girls do not have a credit card to order tampons via the mail.

@Edie

Maybe these are the free kind of tampons, made out of fluffy clouds,sent from heaven by Mom's who have passed over to the other side. Brought to Earth by tye dye unicorns,and delivered by pink flying miniature giraffes, to each and every frightened girl who is having their period. Just saying.

"Sent From A Very Happy Place"

I think that they could be made out of concrete and barbed wire and it wouldn't matter since they're free. Lol


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[tiggiffic]

Hi All!
Long time fan and lurker here, but I just had to pop on and say that when they are in the truck on the way to the "I'd eat there" place and they hear the cash register noise and Sam goes "What was that?!"...well, I sell invite designs on Etsy and that's the noise the Etsy app makes when you make a sale out of your shop, so you all were right on in thinking Jay was going to sell his precious gold jewelry trees.

Apparently, he made his first sale if he didn't know the noise from his phone. Off to search Etsy.

The Retail me not app also makes that noise. When I go into a store that it on the app or near a shopping center that has a store it will go off to let you know there are deals in the area.

[tiggiffic]

Hi All!
Long time fan and lurker here, but I just had to pop on and say that when they are in the truck on the way to the "I'd eat there" place and they hear the cash register noise and Sam goes "What was that?!"...well, I sell invite designs on Etsy and that's the noise the Etsy app makes when you make a sale out of your shop, so you all were right on in thinking Jay was going to sell his precious gold jewelry trees.

Apparently, he made his first sale if he didn't know the noise from his phone. Off to search Etsy.

Welcome to the group here!!! Glad you joined in and now I've leaned what that cash sound meant!! And why on earth is she feeding her 3 year old a sandwich??!?! Lily is old enough to feed her damn self!!! Teach that child to do it! I mean I know we've seen lily feed herself but my gosh, Sam STOP babying these kids!!!! They're already development wise delayed!!!! I haven't even made it through the entire vlog yet but had to come here to post this!!!!

And I'm from New Orleans, and her saying creole was so stupid!!! that place to me didn't seem to be too good.


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I knew that would get to you! As I watched it and heard what it was... I wondered how you would react!!!

[Nicotina]

I think I lost a few brain cells myself when Sam was saying that Lily was not playing duck, duck, goose because she didn't understand the rules so she left. What?! You are her parent! EXPLAIN the rules to her. But no, you let her be a cry baby sissy pants and run away to be alone. You people are strange birds. These kids have zero guidance from their parents. Just a bunch of screeching and overuse of the dumbest descriptive words (cute, fun, great). I don't get it. They are going to end up being recluses just like their parents.

This family makes me ill.

[Pyramid11]

I haven't watched the vlog but I saw the title. Here's my thoughts just by seeing the title: Sam deep down wants Botox. But she needs to bring it up a million times to get validation from everyone else. If she wants Botox then get fucking Botox. There are things that no amount of product will correct. Try it once, if she hates it, don't do it again. I hope to get it by my 35th bday next year. And I don't give two shits what anyone i know thinks about it. Sam just wants validation. She doesn't need it. She needs a clue. Do what you want and stop looking for approval.


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I got it done for the first time about a month or so ago. I like the results it gave, and will do it again.

But, I am 42 - Sam needed it done years ago. It's sure not in her genetics to get those wrinkles, either. That just shows she didn't/doesn't take the time to care/protect her skin. We all saw past pictures of her brown and orange as shit tan from the fake baking she did.

Sam better read up on it - if she is expecting immediate results, she'll be disappointed. It can take up to 14 days to see a difference.

OT: I want to get Botox. I've been thinking about it for a year. I have marionette lines that I hate. How was the pain on a scale from 1-10? I should also mention I cry every time I have blood drawn.

I was offered numbing cream, but passed.

It's a prick alright. Made my eyes water.

It's over and done really quick and so worth it.

[Barbie888]

Not even a minute to the shit show and I have to vent : Norman rudely demand a piece of gum. No please, of course. In yesterday vlogg he was really angry and rude because his soup was too hot. Really ''sweet littly boy" this Norman is

[taurus]

This is petty but Scam just irks me. Toddlers are 1-3 years old so why does she insist on calling them that? Even the bug would be considered a preschooler now.

[hellyeah]

I'm no fashionista but shit. I'd NEVER take fashion advice from her. Looks like she shot a lamb and wrapped it around her shoulders. Hell, maybe it's a snuggie.


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[Pyramid11]

Isn't Jay already Sam's tampon service?

He's at the store everyday anyway.

[hellyeah]

EWWWWEWWW! I think these are Jays undies!



Look he got a new shirt:



And by reading the comments I guess Sam is bitching about her wrinkles YET AGAIN.


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