Sam Schuerman - Pt. 58 How Many Parties Will Lily Get?

[GGANON]

I would lose my shit if my husband had his dirty ass feet on my couch! Sam you need to mop! Jay you need to shower!

[GGANON]

the gold frames and mirror looks dated. Not cute at all.

[rakesfunnyfarm]

You know P woke Lily up.I would have busted his behind!

[PerfectStar]

So Phoenix thinks you can walk into a dealership and they'll hand you a vehicle. Thanks Ford.

But the best part? He says he’s going to work at the gym and the grocery store, because those are the only two places he ever sees dahdee go. So naturally he figures that’s where Jay must work.

[PerfectStar]

So Phoenix thinks you can walk into a dealership and they'll hand you a vehicle. Thanks Ford.

But the best part? He says he’s going to work at the gym and the grocery store, because those are the only two places he ever sees dahdee go. So naturally he figures that’s where Jay must work.

[Edie]

P needs a nun to set him straight, and I am a Baptist. He is such a little shit. Sam, your kid stopped being cute when he was two. Poor Lily is surrounded by three assholes all day.

[GGANON]

Is this girl going to tjmaxx everyday and buying something just for Instagram?

[Lillysmum]

I can't express how much I want to smack P across the face after watching today's vlog. Absolutely going ape shit opening Lily's gift, tossing her shit to the floor, and then opening all the things and pouring them out on the floor. Opening HER chapstick and putting it on and then tossing it to the floor without closing it, where then Lily picks it up and puts in on her mouth. AND then you wonder why Lily's sick. P's nasty fecal-infested fingers are all over her things. What a fucking slob. I never thought I could despise a child.

Yes! If Lily was too tired why couldn't Sam leave the present for her to open later. P also ate the M&M's and the whole time Sam kept talking like the presents were for both the kids. I'm all for kids sharing but not when it comes to birthday presents that someone has gone to the trouble of picking specifically for that child.


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[Lillysmum]

I can't express how much I want to smack P across the face after watching today's vlog. Absolutely going ape shit opening Lily's gift, tossing her shit to the floor, and then opening all the things and pouring them out on the floor. Opening HER chapstick and putting it on and then tossing it to the floor without closing it, where then Lily picks it up and puts in on her mouth. AND then you wonder why Lily's sick. P's nasty fecal-infested fingers are all over her things. What a fucking slob. I never thought I could despise a child.

Yes! If Lily was too tired why couldn't Sam leave the present for her to open later. P also ate the M&M's and the whole time Sam kept talking like the presents were for both the kids. I'm all for kids sharing but not when it comes to birthday presents that someone has gone to the trouble of picking specifically for that child.


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[hellyeah]

Tapatalk is back!!! Yay! Whoop whoop! I was having major withdrawals.


So now in Sam's beauty room e everything will be gold and white. I think Jay even made a comment about everything being gold in the house .


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[hellyeah]

I know it's not his fault. It's the two idiot hippie new age parents he's being raised by. Lily can't ever have one damn thing that is HERS. Me sticky fingers had to always be touching her shit before she gets a chance to. The chapsticks: he grabbed the box, tore it open, then took a chapstick and put it on. And Sam sits there like the dummy she is with her stupid obnoxious laugh. She lets that child get away with murder. Lily should't have to share. Furthermore, Sam should teach X to ask before he touches. And if the person says no then he should respect to redirect that.


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[hellyeah]

I know it's not his fault. It's the two idiot hippie new age parents he's being raised by. Lily can't ever have one damn thing that is HERS. Me sticky fingers had to always be touching her shit before she gets a chance to. The chapsticks: he grabbed the box, tore it open, then took a chapstick and put it on. And Sam sits there like the dummy she is with her stupid obnoxious laugh. She lets that child get away with murder. Lily should't have to share. Furthermore, Sam should teach X to ask before he touches. And if the person says no then he should respect to redirect that.


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[hellyeah]

And there is no way in heaven or hell my hubs would allow me to hang a glittery picture that says SPARKLE in the dining area. No way. No how. If I wanted to hang up such a thing he'd tell me to hang it in my room (the room I get ready in). Tacky. Now, I don't need to ask my husband his permission, and he doesn't control me. But we do decorate together and get one another's opinions. I guess if Jay doesn't care then whatever.


And of course- every inch of their home is covered in decor.

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[Nolagirl]

Tapatalk is back!!! Yay! Whoop whoop! I was having major withdrawals.


So now in Sam's beauty room e everything will be gold and white. I think Jay even made a comment about everything being gold in the house .


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Girl me too!!! I couldn't get on for several days so now I'm having to play catch up! I was having withdrawals too!!!


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[Nolagirl]

Tapatalk is back!!! Yay! Whoop whoop! I was having major withdrawals.


So now in Sam's beauty room e everything will be gold and white. I think Jay even made a comment about everything being gold in the house .


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Girl me too!!! I couldn't get on for several days so now I'm having to play catch up! I was having withdrawals too!!!


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[hellyeah]

I can't express how much I want to smack P across the face after watching today's vlog. Absolutely going ape shit opening Lily's gift, tossing her shit to the floor, and then opening all the things and pouring them out on the floor. Opening HER chapstick and putting it on and then tossing it to the floor without closing it, where then Lily picks it up and puts in on her mouth. AND then you wonder why Lily's sick. P's nasty fecal-infested fingers are all over her things. What a fucking slob. I never thought I could despise a child this much.

As for the rest: Her house looks cluttered & super small because she has pointless shit on her walls and unnecessary baskets & dressers in her living room. Why do you have a poster thing that says "Sparkle" and "Follow That Dream" in your kitchen??! It looks so congested and cramped. I can smell the spray painted furniture through my screen.

Phoenix slept in Brad's room? Lol. Just give them their own rooms back FFS. They hate eachother, stop forcing them to spend time together.

Amen to all this.


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[betinha29]

The day has come.

[lvnmyarmyguyJules]

Ha


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[GGANON]

She pays all that money for a touch up on her roots just to go home and fuck her hair up by dying it pink all over. Every time she gets her hair done she has to go a mess with it. If I was her hairstylist I'd be pissed. I don't understand why she doesn't let whoever does her hair dye it pink the right way. She just came from the salon.

[Nolagirl]

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