Sam Schuerman - Pt. 58 How Many Parties Will Lily Get?

Post by **hellyeah** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 6:35 am

I know it's not his fault. It's the two idiot hippie new age parents he's being raised by. Lily can't ever have one damn thing that is HERS. Me sticky fingers had to always be touching her shit before she gets a chance to. The chapsticks: he grabbed the box, tore it open, then took a chapstick and put it on. And Sam sits there like the dummy she is with her stupid obnoxious laugh. She lets that child get away with murder. Lily should't have to share. Furthermore, Sam should teach X to ask before he touches. And if the person says no then he should respect to redirect that.

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Post by **hellyeah** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 6:36 am

I know it's not his fault. It's the two idiot hippie new age parents he's being raised by. Lily can't ever have one damn thing that is HERS. Me sticky fingers had to always be touching her shit before she gets a chance to. The chapsticks: he grabbed the box, tore it open, then took a chapstick and put it on. And Sam sits there like the dummy she is with her stupid obnoxious laugh. She lets that child get away with murder. Lily should't have to share. Furthermore, Sam should teach X to ask before he touches. And if the person says no then he should respect to redirect that.

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Post by **hellyeah** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 6:39 am

And there is no way in heaven or hell my hubs would allow me to hang a glittery picture that says SPARKLE in the dining area. No way. No how. If I wanted to hang up such a thing he'd tell me to hang it in my room (the room I get ready in). Tacky. Now, I don't need to ask my husband his permission, and he doesn't control me. But we do decorate together and get one another's opinions. I guess if Jay doesn't care then whatever.

And of course- every inch of their home is covered in decor.

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Post by **Nolagirl** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 7:56 am

hellyeah wrote:Tapatalk is back!!! Yay! Whoop whoop! I was having major withdrawals.

So now in Sam's beauty room e everything will be gold and white. I think Jay even made a comment about everything being gold in the house .

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Girl me too!!! I couldn't get on for several days so now I'm having to play catch up! I was having withdrawals too!!!

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Post by **Nolagirl** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 7:57 am

hellyeah wrote:Tapatalk is back!!! Yay! Whoop whoop! I was having major withdrawals.

So now in Sam's beauty room e everything will be gold and white. I think Jay even made a comment about everything being gold in the house .

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Girl me too!!! I couldn't get on for several days so now I'm having to play catch up! I was having withdrawals too!!!

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Post by **hellyeah** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 9:04 am

betinha29 wrote:I can't express how much I want to smack P across the face after watching today's vlog. Absolutely going ape shit opening Lily's gift, tossing her shit to the floor, and then opening all the things and pouring them out on the floor. Opening HER chapstick and putting it on and then tossing it to the floor without closing it, where then Lily picks it up and puts in on her mouth. AND then you wonder why Lily's sick. P's nasty fecal-infested fingers are all over her things. What a fucking slob. I never thought I could despise a child this much.

As for the rest: Her house looks cluttered & super small because she has pointless shit on her walls and unnecessary baskets & dressers in her living room. Why do you have a poster thing that says "Sparkle" and "Follow That Dream" in your kitchen??! It looks so congested and cramped. I can smell the spray painted furniture through my screen.

Phoenix slept in Brad's room? Lol. Just give them their own rooms back FFS. They hate eachother, stop forcing them to spend time together.

Amen to all this.

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Post by **betinha29** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 10:24 pm

The day has come.

Post by **lvnmyarmyguyJules** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 12:20 am

Ha

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Post by **GGANON** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 2:00 am

She pays all that money for a touch up on her roots just to go home and fuck her hair up by dying it pink all over. Every time she gets her hair done she has to go a mess with it. If I was her hairstylist I'd be pissed. I don't understand why she doesn't let whoever does her hair dye it pink the right way. She just came from the salon.

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Post by **hellyeah** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 8:22 am

Pink hair don't care? I guess Sam is a "forever my little pony". I personally think the length of her hair ages her. I don't attribute short hair with age because I think middle aged ladies can have long hair and young adult ladies have short hair. Whatever length floats your boat at whatever age. I plan on having my hair long until I die (whatever age that may be). But I think Sam should continue growing her hair out and stop with the pink. It does nothing for her and the color fades pretty fast. I think even the brown phase was better than this pink monstrosity. It also annoys me that someone so mediocre on YT can get free shit all the time. Maybe we all should start our own channels so we can get free stuff sent to our ones constantly.

As for Jay-

'nuff said.

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Post by **hellyeah** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 8:23 am

Pink hair don't care? I guess Sam is a "forever my little pony". I personally think the length of her hair ages her. I don't attribute short hair with age because I think middle aged ladies can have long hair and young adult ladies have short hair. Whatever length floats your boat at whatever age. I plan on having my hair long until I die (whatever age that may be). But I think Sam should continue growing her hair out and stop with the pink. It does nothing for her and the color fades pretty fast. I think even the brown phase was better than this pink monstrosity. It also annoys me that someone so mediocre on YT can get free shit all the time. Maybe we all should start our own channels so we can get free stuff sent to our ones constantly.

As for Jay-

'nuff said.

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Post by **hellyeah** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 8:27 am

Nolagirl wrote:

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Can people STFU about the likes/dislikes? The thumbs are there. Sam can disable them if she wants. Get TF over it Stans. Anyone can like or dislike a video. There are no rules stating people can't give a thumbs down. I don't think it's impossible that maybe someone, a REAL PERSON, actually disliked their lame vlog(s). Even the nicest, most attractive, most intelligent person in the world gets criticized. Deal with it.

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Post by **betinha29** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:37 pm

She sets up her desk with her business card... Is that to remind yourself that you're a "professional" bum? What do you say when you give out your business card? "Call me. I post pictures on Instagram and I vlog my daily life." Pathetic.

No more dates out with Maynard? Now it's Friday rituals with Maynard at the house? He looks so uncomfortable lol.

Post by **betinha29** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:37 pm

She sets up her desk with her business card... Is that to remind yourself that you're a "professional" bum? What do you say when you give out your business card? "Call me. I post pictures on Instagram and I vlog my daily life." Pathetic.

No more dates out with Maynard? Now it's Friday rituals with Maynard at the house? He looks so uncomfortable lol.

Post by **rakesfunnyfarm** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 8:37 pm

In stead of getting a truck they should have moved to a bigger place.She is going to fill that collage up tjmax.I'm sick of seeing and hearing tjmax.They will never own a home again,as long as the world can see them. I've already heard few of Youtubers had to finally quit.

Post by **hellyeah** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:08 pm

betinha29 wrote:She sets up her desk with her business card... Is that to remind yourself that you're a "professional" bum? What do you say when you give out your business card? "Call me. I post pictures on Instagram and I vlog my daily life." Pathetic.

No more dates out with Maynard? Now it's Friday rituals with Maynard at the house? He looks so uncomfortable lol.

"Here's my card. Ya know. In case you wanna send me free stuff. Cuz ya know; I do YouTube. And I need free stuff."

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Post by **hellyeah** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:13 pm

Lily and Moo should run away together.

Why does Sam say, "mine and Jay's wedding anniversary."? She could just say, "our anniversary." I think most of us would get what she's referring to.

The chair looked cute IMO. But is the desk downstairs in the living room?

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Post by **betinha29** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:22 pm

hellyeah wrote:Lily and Moo should run away together.

Why does Sam say, "mine and Jay's wedding anniversary."? She could just say, "our anniversary." I think most of us would get what she's referring to.

The chair looked cute IMO. But is the desk downstairs in the living room?

Even worse. It's in the kitchen.

Post by **Imavlogwatcher** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 5:02 am

Lol I'm waiting for Sam to spray her hair rose gold ....[/quote]

I noticed she said she was going for the "rose gold" look this time when she dyed her hair pink.....I immediately thought of your comment!

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