The Schuerman Show Part 51~ Fake Friends & Fanny Packs
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Look at this douche. Talking about the Bachelorette being "juicy." And is he looking up more shit to buy for his bike?! It looks like it on his computer screen.
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Sam isn't missing anything with the Anastasia lipsticks. I have tons of liquid lipsticks and they're one of my least favorite for the price. I think the brand should have stuck with brow products, but that's just my opinion. It does say a lot when a brand won't work with her or send her free stuff.
She lines her lips into an O shape. lmao No wonder she has blow up doll lips!
She lines her lips into an O shape. lmao No wonder she has blow up doll lips!
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Sam was talking about starting The South Beach Diet as she shows her HUGE dessert. HA! No way will she have the self control to do it or keep on it if she does. I know she did it a long time ago. But the girl eats desserts for main meals
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I think it's a pineapple corer... it's just another excuse for him to spend money and be lazy...Kristina85 wrote:Look at this douche. Talking about the Bachelorette being "juicy." And is he looking up more shit to buy for his bike?! It looks like it on his computer screen.
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No amount of free makeup is going to help Sam look better....and it's likely she has something just like these in her makeup hoard but she's too lazy to look.
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Pig doesn't love to cook, he loves to eat! If the meal preparation was left up to Sam, it'd be bland mac and cheese, spaghetti, and soggy crumble. At least with Hello Fresh his swine palate gets a little variety, but Jobless can't cook for shit.Nolagirl wrote:
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Well for a change that dish looks edible....probably a picture from the Hello Fresh website
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michelle wrote:Pig doesn't love to cook, he loves to eat! If the meal preparation was left up to Sam, it'd be bland mac and cheese, spaghetti, and soggy crumble. At least with Hello Fresh his swine palate gets a little variety, but Jobless can't cook for shit.Nolagirl wrote:
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Haha swine palate.
I wish they would fucking stop with the food porn hashtag. Everything is sexual or romantic to them.
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Why does the meat and/or chicken-fish always look borderline raw?Nolagirl wrote:<br abp="542"><br abp="543"><br abp="544">Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Because Jay is such a lazy, rabid hungry beast he doesn't have the patience to wait until something is cooked through. In his mind the quicker he can get something meaty in his mouth the better (not sure if that just relates to food though )!dlr11021 wrote:Why does the meat and/or chicken-fish always look borderline raw?Nolagirl wrote:<br abp="542"><br abp="543"><br abp="544">Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
*gags*
I'm just clowning around....
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Maybe she did start back on The South Beach Diet. I think all of that is approved.Nolagirl wrote:
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They are already on the South Lake Tahoe diet. Lol. Donuts, deserts, anything they can put into the vitamix, and anything hello fresh sends them to pimp out.Kristina85 wrote:Maybe she did start back on The South Beach Diet. I think all of that is approved.Nolagirl wrote:
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That food porn hashtag comes from" Tags for Likes". You pay for the hashtags in order to get views and likes. Lame. You copy and paste the prepared hashtags, that's why they always look the same. You can add few of yours, but the rest always look the same.Scottiemom87 wrote:michelle wrote:Pig doesn't love to cook, he loves to eat! If the meal preparation was left up to Sam, it'd be bland mac and cheese, spaghetti, and soggy crumble. At least with Hello Fresh his swine palate gets a little variety, but Jobless can't cook for shit.Nolagirl wrote:
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Haha swine palate.
I wish they would fucking stop with the food porn hashtag. Everything is sexual or romantic to them.
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It looks like it has carrots in it, and they aren't on phase one. I think she's talking BS because she would never be able to stick to the SB diet with the way she eats.Kristina85 wrote:Maybe she did start back on The South Beach Diet. I think all of that is approved.Nolagirl wrote:
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Wait...they didn't let her show her amazing thigh gap!
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Sam looks awful in her WIP photo. Her t-shirt tucked into the elastic waistband. Her ill fitting bra that causes the shirt to lay crooked. The lame tote matching the hatband.
I actually think her shirt is tied in a knot, which is almost worse.
Get a haircut Ham, then go get a job you useless lump.
I actually think her shirt is tied in a knot, which is almost worse.
Get a haircut Ham, then go get a job you useless lump.
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Scottiemom87 wrote:They are already on the South Lake Tahoe diet. Lol. Donuts, deserts, anything they can put into the vitamix, and anything hello fresh sends them to pimp out.Kristina85 wrote:Maybe she did start back on The South Beach Diet. I think all of that is approved.Nolagirl wrote:
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These kids are going to think, wait,they already do think, that every time Sam goes away or has a night out she's going to come home with a present or gift for them.
Also, back to the creative thing - all he can think of for a Llama name is Superman and Lily names her Donkey
And please, wipe this child's mouth!!!!
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Also, back to the creative thing - all he can think of for a Llama name is Superman and Lily names her Donkey
And please, wipe this child's mouth!!!!
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