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I think it is a testament to Joe's talent that of all of the Gleamers who came out at that time, he is still the most relevant and has had the most mainstream success. I don't think Zoe is jealous because all she wants is to keep the gravy train going by price gouging her consumer base while doing the bare minimum, like most YouTube hustlers.
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Does she know any other words to describe things than 'cosy'? It's gotten to the point that anytime she says it in a vlog I just get really annoyed. I don't even watch the full vlogs, usually just skip around, and I still manage to hear her say the word at least 3 or 4 times it seems
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I like how at the end of the vlog when Alfie's mom says she wishes Zoe wasn't filming her Zoe's reaction isn't to respect Amanda's wishes and turn the camera off, of course not, instead just give a quick 'oh you look good' and continue filming. That would just be too nice to listen to Amanda
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I'd say it's work ethic too. Joe worked a real job before youtube - one that required a lot of physical effort at that. Many other Youtubers at the time - including Zoe - had never really worked before. He knows what it's like in the real world more than many of the others and I can bet that part of that is what keeps him going to maintain content on his channel(s). Zoe cannot relate to that - that's why she can easily stop uploading for months and not even apologize for not performing her job. She hasn't seen what it's like working a typical job and doesn't know what it would be like if this were to all just disappear one day.JuniperJones wrote:I think it is a testament to Joe's talent that of all of the Gleamers who came out at that time, he is still the most relevant and has had the most mainstream success. I don't think Zoe is jealous because all she wants is to keep the gravy train going by price gouging her consumer base while doing the bare minimum, like most YouTube hustlers.
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Guess who has her first Christmas tree out!
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LOL. People are going to TOWN on her book
https://thetab.com/uk/2018/11/23/the-42 ... -86658/amp
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GOLDEN.HeadFullofDreams wrote:LOL. People are going to TOWN on her book
https://thetab.com/uk/2018/11/23/the-42 ... -86658/amp
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Wow...most of the criticism I’ve seen touches on the more obvious tips (how to make a ham sandwich) but some of these are truly weird. Having to blow up a balloon for a party invitation? Keeping makeup wipes around the house so people don’t leave black fingerprints on the walls? What the actual fuck...HeadFullofDreams wrote:LOL. People are going to TOWN on her book
<a class="vglnk" href="https://thetab.com/uk/2018/11/23/the-42 ... -86658/amp" rel="nofollow"><span>https</span><span>://</span><span>thetab</span><span>.</span><span>com</span><span>/</span><span>uk</span><span>/</span><span>2018</span><span>/</span><span>11</span><span>/</span><span>23</span><span>/</span><span>the</span><span>-</span><span>42</span><span>-</span><span>most</span><span>-</span><span>soul</span><span>-</span><span>destroying</span><span>-</span><span>moments</span><span>-</span><span>from</span><span>-</span><span>zoellas</span><span>-</span><span>new</span><span>-</span><span>book</span><span>-</span><span>cordially</span><span>-</span><span>invited</span><span>-</span><span>86658</span><span>/</span><span>amp</span></a>
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Yea... I’ve seen the ham sandwich and cereal party jokes, but the wet wipes around the house bit just takes this book to a whole new level of bad. The latest vlog (office makeover or whatever) is just annoying. Same ol, same ol.
Here’s Nala
Stopping by the garden center for a “cosy” blanket
Tons of premade/takeaway food
Christmas
Laying on the couch
Moving over to the bed because it’s sooo cosy
Christmas
Repeat
Here’s Nala
Stopping by the garden center for a “cosy” blanket
Tons of premade/takeaway food
Christmas
Laying on the couch
Moving over to the bed because it’s sooo cosy
Christmas
Repeat
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I honestly can't believe she's almost 30. I'm not trying to be holier than though and I definitely have my immature moments, but she does things that would never cross my mind. Like hiding from Alfie when they're at the beach to see how long it takes him to find her? And making her friends close their eyes while she puts candy in their mouth to guess the flavor? It's bizarre.
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YOOOO they went IN
Praise that article. Couldn't stop laughing.
Praise that article. Couldn't stop laughing.
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I don't understand how she can act like a teenager and a woman in her 80's at the same time (I was going to write 70's but then realized that even my boyfriend's 72-year-old dad is much more active than her). I am 28 too and have a really hard time relating to her. At the same time she is portraying this image of an adulting girl boss hostess, which her teenage fans will eat up.anonymous123 wrote:I honestly can't believe she's almost 30. I'm not trying to be holier than though and I definitely have my immature moments, but she does things that would never cross my mind. Like hiding from Alfie when they're at the beach to see how long it takes him to find her? And making her friends close their eyes while she puts candy in their mouth to guess the flavor? It's bizarre.
I have had her old vlogmases from 2015 and 2016 playing in the background in the past few days. In 2016, she made a whole speech about turning 27 in a few months and how she does not look 27 (ha!) or feel 27. But she kept insisting that she's an adult because she has a career and a mortgage and she pays bills. Girl, please.
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Do you guys think if Alfies doesn't propose this Xmas, Zoe will kick him out? How long is she gonna wait? She's closer to 29 and no sign of ring or baby bump...
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she doesnt do a good job rebranding herself. no matter how much she wants us to believe that she has matured,her reactions and interactions are still childish
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I honestly forgot he and most of the British crew existed till I meet someone who still watches them (+ Twitter stans causing drama and Zoella’s Xmas scandal). But I’m just one person lol.JuniperJones wrote:I think it is a testament to Joe's talent that of all of the Gleamers who came out at that time, he is still the most relevant and has had the most mainstream success. I don't think Zoe is jealous because all she wants is to keep the gravy train going by price gouging her consumer base while doing the bare minimum, like most YouTube hustlers.
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I know she’s probably not talking about Zoe, but I feel like this is how most people feel reading Cordially Invited
I know she’s probably not talking about Zoe, but I feel like this is how most people feel reading Cordially Invited
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Lol, these long pointless preambles are why I don't bother with online recipe blogs anymore- like that person said, just give us the damn recipeokay-sis wrote:[tweet][/tweet]
I know she’s probably not talking about Zoe, but I feel like this is how most people feel reading Cordially Invited
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Watch a different Christmas movie every weekend in the lead-up to Christmas (or if you're like me, every night)
Only Zoe starts the lead up to Xmas in July
Only Zoe starts the lead up to Xmas in July
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I was just going to share this myself, actually laughed out loud in the campus library reading it!HeadFullofDreams wrote:LOL. People are going to TOWN on her book
https://thetab.com/uk/2018/11/23/the-42 ... -86658/amp
This one is my favourite I think!
29. Leave a tray of useful things in the guest room which include snacks, headphones, a spare phone charger, sleep mist, spare toothbrush, eye mask, lip balm, dry shampoo, hand sanitiser, hand cream, face mask, chewing gum and a fresh towel and flannel (p.182)
If anyone ever did that to me, I’d be convinced I was their next victim.
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This article is hilarious! If Zoe was really living her life like her book you'd be like, oh well it's all lame but at least she's having fun. But she does NONE of these things, except give Mark a load of tat in his guest room when he stays over. Did that really inspire a book of nothingness? When I think about all the effort Zoe went to for a Halloween party at the old house, decorating it and buying (lol she never makes any food) a big buffet, and then only Marcus and Niomi and probably Poppy and Sean came over to watch films. She has hosted one party in her whole life, the summer one where they left the tent up for a year afterwards. This woman does zero actual hosting, and the person who wrote this article is so right - does Zoe even talk to her guests? No, they have to watch films all the time, same as with her boyfriend. How can someone with no life have anything to talk and gossip about with friends??